So i have a few suggestions:
1. Ditch the sack appeal: the loose , gargantuan and shapeless sacks that mamiji calls sarees on herself need to be incinerated and what she needs is; *drum roll* is laxmi's castoff 's or even la la lavanya's miniscule dresses.. Truly a case of let nothing go to waste!!
2. Eat for a goat: Ditch the dining table and fry ups , go for the green . Eat for a goat esp when you have in the house you can learn from.. Truly this is the path to size zero oe even 1 minus..
3.Get a Saifoo: Well really a no brainer but Saifoo nahin toh Shyamoo , dump mamoo ji pronto.. Baat toh aik he.. A rake , a womaniser even better since he is an old hand . Even better for anjali .. Ghar ka maamla ghar main solve!!!
4. Shack it up: and live in sin .. Get Arnie's gym bag , pack laxmi's offerings : the green and gross and shack it up ... From an inlaw to an outlaw..a sure fire hit
5.Daily aarti of saifeena for their blessings on the new Shameena !! May they bicker and fall out with one another till death do us part!!
Disclaimer: apologies to kareena fans but mamiji is such an awesome character that she be fitted a post on her own!!
