Assumption: 1. All children are able to talk like adults
2. This is not a topic to create humour
All kids of PR meet. They talk of their grievances.
Soham- to bachha log aaj hum log yahan is liye ikatthe hue hain ki hum log apni kahani share kar saken
Sachin- lagta hai satish uncle ke ghar pe rehke tere ko har meeting host karne ki aadat ho gayi hai
Aniket (Vaishu's son)- jyada time waste mat karo..kaam ki baat karo
Varun- tujhe train pakadni hai kya? apne baap ki tarah matlabi hai
Aniket- chup kar sautele !! tu bhi mere baap ki paidaish hai.
Soham- bhaiyon mujhe yeh puchhna hai aap sab se ki yeh parents log mere pichhe kyun haath dho ke pade hain. Kabhi idhar se utha ke udhar dal dete hain. Kabhi seene se laga ke itna rote hain ki meri T shirt bhig jati hai. Phir susu kar liya soch ke kapde badal dalte hain
Varun- tu kismatwala hai yaar..tere ko pyar karne wale do set of parents hain. Mera to koi nahi
Sachin- nahi Varun..dhrmesh uncle to tere sage papa hain. Mere paida hone se pehle mere papa chale gaye. Aur maa kya hai yeh janne se pehle meri maa se meri daadi se mujhe chhin liya. Ab to mere ghar mein meri maa ki tasveer tak nahin dekhne ko milti. Main to apni maa ki photo dekh ke usse yaad bhi nahi kar sakta. Pata nahin wo mujhe yaad karti bhi hai ya nahi. Main sab se unlucky hun
Varun- par archana aunty to kaafi achhi hai. Tera khayal rakhti hain.
Soham- naam mat lo uska. Jo apne bachhe ko mahaan banne keliye kisi aur ko de sakti hai, wo sachin ka khayal kya khaak rakhegi
Aniket- khush to main bhi nahi hun yaar. Mere papa ek number ke kamine hain. Pata hai hamare yahan 4 saal pehle ek gangu bai kaam karti thi. Uski beti bhi meri tarah dikhti hai. Main to us pe lattu ho raha tha. Par mummy ne kaha beta aas paas ki kisi bhi ladki ko line mat mar, sab teri behenein ho sakti hain. Pata nahi mere kitne bhai air kitni behenein hongi kashmir se leke kanyakumari tak
Varun- papa bangladesh bhi gaye to kuch din keliye. Doston mere ko na bone marrow ki problem hai. Par aaj kal koi uski baat hi nahi karta. Main kab tapak jaunga bhagwan ko hi pata hoga
Soham- Pata hai log mujhe kya chidhate hain ..tere to do do baap hain. Ab main soch raha hun kisi orphanage mein admission le lun. Aise mobile ki tarah idhar udhar network pakadne se achha wahan shanti se rahun.
Sachin- tu archu aai ke paas rukna
Soham- na baba na. Kab apni mahaanta prove karne keliye mujhe pahad ke upar se dhakke de degi, kuch kaha nahi ja sakta.
(suddenly one beautiful girl of 3-4 years comes to that place)
Aniket- lal dupatte wali tera naam to bata
Girl- chup kar namune. Waise main yeh kehne aayi hun ki aap sab ke parents aap ko dhoond rahe hain. Sab chalo ghar.
Varun- par tum ho kaun
Girl- offooo..main hun katrina..Manohar baba 4 saal se kahin kho gaye the pata hai na aap ko. In fact rasika aai ne unhe kahin pe qaid karke rakha tha. Main un dono ke pyar ki nisani hun.
The End…
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Kumkum Bhagya
