My dear fellow KSers,
We are all suffering from a disease.
In case, you didn't realize it, here are the symptoms for early detection.
The KS disease –
- Itchy finger syndrome - Refreshing the KS forum page 10 times every minute just to see if KS stalwart Mistletoe has posted her Live Update
- You discuss your 10 guzillion predictions with anybody who cares to listen. This list might include the milkman, the dhoby, the servant maid or even your dog. No, husbands are not on the list.
- A split second look from Jai to Bani causes a series of seizures across the world. Followed by flurry of posts that analyse every hundredth second of the one second look. Advanced case - Y ou actually read all of them…
- When India-Forums website is down, you are disoriented and feel utterly helpless with all the time on hand.
- When 4 happens, you feel like crying. Advanced case - U cactually cry.
- You read all Jai Bani romantic scene updates by our Doe and MT hundred guzillion times.
- You write/speak in a language that no non KSer comprehends –
A small sampling –
Cuddly Wuddly, Jigz, Sexy Sanyasi, Werewolf, Pushy, Vada/Cutlet scene (now officially Bhoori scene), Bedroom scene, MBC Club, JB Camp.
- You never ever tire to take part in the numerous polls posted that usually ask for only two things – either "Your Fav character" or "Your Fav Pair". Even if everybody knows which answer will get the most no.of votes.
- You actually plan your evening chores around 9 pm and tend to encourage other members of the household to 'enjoy the evening air/weather' (even if its raining cats and dogs)… just so that you can have some alone time with Jai-Bani or Jigz/Ranveer.
- You actually read posts like this and think "That is SOO Me!"
Go on, there is more to the disease …add to it.
With love Fellow KS disease sufferer,
Darcy