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Shoaib Khan

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Posted: 14 years ago

#41

I was at the awards... i presented 2 awards 😲

This is what happened 😃

The best actor award goe's to...ahem ahem, i dont believe this .. is this true?😲 and the award goes to.. the award goes to.. haha this is a joke, flop Aftab Shivdasani ... but he cant have it, we may aswell change this and give it to someone better, sorry Aftab sit back down

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He must have bribed someone to put his name there 😡🤣🤣

now i'm announcing most boring and worse actor... and the award goes to aftab.. this time its true... 😃

Me : So how many flops u have now aftab?
Aftab: 36 Flops
Aftab: I really suck, i dont know why i even joined this industry when i cant even act, i'm a failure

Me: yeah u are 😃 atleast ur honest ...thats good to hear 😃🤣

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Sam_dean4Eva

@Sam_dean4Eva

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#42

Rajni da great😛

* Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!

*When GOD is shocked he exclaims "Oh my Rajnikaant!"?

*The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!?

*Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

*Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

*Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.

*Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.

*Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

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Posted: 14 years ago

#43

Bollywood Stars in Call Centers Jokes 😆😆😆

Ever imagined how it would be when we see Bollywood stars in BPO industry, taking calls of the customers. We dont feel pity for bollywood, but what will happen to customers. God! save them

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care. Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hain filhaal ek customer care agent hain.

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha.
uske baad, uske baad mere bhai, Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiingg. .

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main aa raha hoon maa.

Customer: I am unable to use your product, its waste and worthless.

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaonga.

Customer: What!!! I need your manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne mat naachna

Shatru : Aaaiiin Kis ulllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai.

Customer : How dare you speak like that

Shatru : Khaaamoshhh, seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna, haaa!! !

Asrani: hahhaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya

Customer: I lost my invoice

Asrani : Hahhaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain mil jayegi. Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke agent hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiihhhye.

Customer: hi

Kestu Mukherji : iiihhhyeee tumko, tumko kya problem hai

Customer : I have not received my product

Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon. Police mien report likha..

Shakti: AAAuuu' mera naam hai balllma. Thank you for calling aaauuu

Customer: I need your manager

Shakti: Mujhse baat karona. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyara sa agent hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ' thank you ji for calling ji.. Ayyo

Customer : I am not devi

Mehmood : Ayyo muruga' ye dyevi nai ji ' ye to dyeva hai'

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai. May I know your name please
Customer : Mona

Ajit: Mona darling. Tumne hamein call kyun kiya

Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER

Ajit: Mona dear, Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega.

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA '.Jo dargaya wo maraga' batao tumhen kya chahiye

Customer : I want to buy a product from your company

Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re

Customer : $ 10.00

Gabbar: Suaar Ke baccho, sirf $10.00, dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem'Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra'

Customer : I lost my invoice I need one

Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani, Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna

Customer: I lost my invoice

Rajkumar: Jaani' ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi

Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes' otherwise I will speak to your manager

Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena, manager humko dara sake manager mein itna dum nahi, humse hai manager, manager se hum nahi.

Lastly'

Shahrukh: Thank you for kkk kkk (Stuck at K)

Customer hung up the phone'

Edited by goneforever - 14 years ago

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