Bollywood jokes - post your favorites here!

I am going to start the following:

1.) Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.

Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan

Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting
and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I
will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

After being chased from everywhere Sadaam went to Mumbai where he met Rani Mukherjee.

So he greeted Rani "kahoo Rani ji kya haal hai"?

Rani "kya bataon Sadaam bhai kabhi khushi tu kabhi gum. Apna kahoo Sadaam Bhai.

Sadaam "Kya bataon behna mera tu bus kabhi goli kabhi bumb".

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What if Chartered Accountants start producing movies ???

1. Munnabhai C.A.

2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai

3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai

4. Journal Se Balance Sheet Tak

5. Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit

6. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam

7. Kya Yehi Credit Period Hai?

8. Main A/cs ki Diwani Hoon

9. Maine Audit kiya

10. Maine Audit kyun kiya

11. Jab Jab Discount Mile

12. Petty Cash Apna Apna

13. Bill hai ke Pass hota nahin

14. Hum hai Accountant bekaar ke

15. Jo Tally hua wohi Trial Balance

16. Bus itna as BYAZ (Interest) hai

17. Tally 7.2 instal karke rakhna

18. Balance sheet ki kasam

19. Kyu Tally ho gaya na

20. Calculater sirf mere liye.

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Oh I have another joke;

Katrina

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i dont think shahid will care as long as "he" bigger than saifoo

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Reliable strong & very long....the next big question will kareena come back running to him