Hey Vikrant what are you doing here?
Me: i sell tickets in black here dont you know?
In train:
A heavy weight uncle steps on my feet..
Uncle: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all I am on local anesthesia...why dont you try again...
When I got woken up by a call in the night ..
caller: Hey were you sleeping?
Me: No yaar..I was doing research and waiting for an asteroid to fall so that I can quickly pack my bags and rush to a safe place.
When some sees me in short hair cut..
Observer: Hey did you have a hair cut?
Me: No yaar its autumn my hairs shedding..
When some one calls me on landline and asks where are you?
Me: I am in market with telephone around my neck..
When someone asks me ..
Hey dont you feel old days are back in Geet with Dev back in life of Maaneet...
Me: Yes memories of all old days of possibly all daily soaps is back why just Geet...
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