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Alright-ey *rubs hands in anticipation* it is currently 3:00am in the morning and I just finished watching today's episode. If I don't make sense in today's post then please turn a blind eye to it. I was so close to the screen today, that I could have sworn one of Maan's super gigantically LONG eyelash just whipped through the screen and raped my eye .
I don't know about you BUT I felt that today's episode was directly dedicated to our dear heroes feminine envious raging eyelashes. DID YOU SEE, I mean did you see the close up shot when he closed his eyes! This is discrimination I TELL YOU. How dare the creatives show a complete zoomed in version of his eyes, whilst our dear Geet was sharing the same screen. 😡 It is utterly humiliating to notice that Maan has freaking longer and thicker eyelashes than Geet! 😳 HECK, did you know what I did when I saw that? DO YOU!? I paused the video, and fingered my own eyelashes. Then I touched the paused screen where his closed his eyes and tried to measure the length of his eyelashes with my fingers. THEN I closed my right eye and tried to physically measure mine as well. And do you know what the results were!!!?
*Inserts Calculation*
Maans eyelash length = Roughly 6-7-8-9-10-11 centimetres long
Samira's eyelash length = Sadly 2mm long !
I have NO eyelashes whence compared to him!? SAY WHAT. Looking upon this nonsense, I decided to do some investigating ! 😎
I'm sorry girls, I had to hurt your feelings by showing this picture.
So then whilst my eyes twitched in jealousy I allowed myself to continue watching the episode. Alas I found myself pausing the screen AGAIN. This time it was the scene when Maan wipes Geets tears and his 'hand' lingers on her face. *Deep breath* if showing his eyelashes wasn't enough, his hands are working overtime, getting double pay with all the screen space it's been receiving lately! 😆 I could have sworn, it were as if Drashti were touching her own face, whilst gazing at Gurmeet. But if you imagine her trying to caress her own face in that mongulated fashion, it would seem a tad awkward. SO It's confirmed! Those hands belong to Gurmeet! *Wears gloves as she preaches about this sensitive topic*. Long eyelashes, feminine clean hands with perfectly manicured nails? I'm not content with the investigation so far.
LMFAOOO! 🤣 The awkward moment when the screen changes and suddenly a random dove is sitting upon your husbands shoulders. I mean how do these girls react so calmly about it? 🤣 It's like 'oh hello bird, it's totally natural and normal for you to fly indoor through an unknown window and just casually rest on my husbands broad broad shoulder'. But seriously? If it wasn't enough that I was burning with jealousy seeing you working alongside Drashti and thinking 'OMG she's so lucky!!!!!' *roars*. Then I had to bear you dancing with all these random dancing girls. There was even a time when I was even jealous of Manisha for taking my role to drool at you! But now, I have to freaking be insecure about a damn BIRD!? What an immoral bird it is. Has no shame nor self respect, always flinging itself onto his shoulders. Did you notice, that no matter how many times the wind blew through Geet's hair and no matter how many steps Maan took, the bird.just.STAYED.there.Glued. 🤣
ROFL okay I lied. I'll blurt out the truth. That bird, yes the white dove is actually...MOI! 🤣 You see I have this certain type of powers in which I can morph myself into absolutely anything. Today I turned into Geet's tear and happily GOBSMACKED him onto the face! 😈 Then I turned into the dove and STAYED on his shoulder. Winds that could even blow Prena and Parvati away, could not ruffle my feathers 😉😆. A few episodes ago, I was also the healing ointment that Geet rubbed onto Maan's bare back 😉.
Point is. I request the creatives to send free samples of Maan's mascara, because that THING cannot be natural! I was literally anticipating Maan to open his eyes and break into a smile, whipping the mascara into view and whispering 'Maybe it's Maybelline!' 🤣🤣 Then the screen would zoom into his eyes as he looks up and begins to apply it, showing how much volume it has. THEN he would conclude with a seductive smile, purring 'because your worth it'. 🤣
Alright signing off! I didn't even make sense! 😆 But I was really really jealous today. So I felt like venting it out. But one thing I'm positive I'm better at is...
I CAN PADDLE MY BIKE BETTER THAN YOU!
🤣
Signing off!
Sammy
LMFAOOO! 🤣 The awkward moment when the screen changes and suddenly a random dove is sitting upon your husbands shoulders. I mean how do these girls react so calmly about it? 🤣 It's like 'oh hello bird, it's totally natural and normal for you to fly indoor through an unknown window and just casually rest on my husbands broad broad shoulder'. But seriously? If it wasn't enough that I was burning with jealousy seeing you working alongside Drashti and thinking 'OMG she's so lucky!!!!!' *roars*. Then I had to bear you dancing with all these random dancing girls. There was even a time when I was even jealous of Manisha for taking my role to drool at you! But now, I have to freaking be insecure about a damn BIRD!? What an immoral bird it is. Has no shame nor self respect, always flinging itself onto his shoulders. Did you notice, that no matter how many times the wind blew through Geet's hair and no matter how many steps Maan took, the bird.just.STAYED.there.Glued. 🤣
ROFL okay I lied. I'll blurt out the truth. That bird, yes the white dove is actually...MOI! 🤣 You see I have this certain type of powers in which I can morph myself into absolutely anything. Today I turned into Geet's tear and happily GOBSMACKED him onto the face! 😈 Then I turned into the dove and STAYED on his shoulder. Winds that could even blow Prena and Parvati away, could not ruffle my feathers 😉😆. A few episodes ago, I was also the healing ointment that Geet rubbed onto Maan's bare back 😉.
Point is. I request the creatives to send free samples of Maan's mascara, because that THING cannot be natural! I was literally anticipating Maan to open his eyes and break into a smile, whipping the mascara into view and whispering 'Maybe it's Maybelline!' 🤣🤣 Then the screen would zoom into his eyes as he looks up and begins to apply it, showing how much volume it has. THEN he would conclude with a seductive smile, purring 'because your worth it'. 🤣
Alright signing off! I didn't even make sense! 😆 But I was really really jealous today. So I felt like venting it out. But one thing I'm positive I'm better at is...
I CAN PADDLE MY BIKE BETTER THAN YOU!
🤣
Signing off!
Sammy
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