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Gossip Girl Season 4, Ep18 Full Recap & video
The Kids Stay in the Picture
The kiss! The kiss! I've had a month to try and eliminate the supposed to be fabulous Dan and Blair kiss from tonight's episode of "Gossip Girl." But like a bad matzoh kugel, it stays with you. Nate and Reina and schmooching. Blair cut Chuck off. Chuck is being given the hand from all sides. Lily is headed to jail. But Lily is wearing some spectacularly ugly glasses to head there. Eric wants to stay with Dan because he just can't deal with Lily. Dan tells Eric that he kissed Blair but makes him super double dare promise not to tell. Eric wants to know if he likes her likes her. Blair can't eat, and we agree. It's the nausea from the idea of the kiss. Instead, she says it was a truly life-changing experience. She's a changed woman. But she says it made her realize she wishes she were with Chuck. We just want them all to move on. Lily's sister Carol is coming to visit and the Lils is not happy. Then they dance and shop for leg warmers and all is perfect. The non-Alec Baldwin is also around. And surprise, there's a new cousin, Charlotte, who is Carol's daughter. Carol is not happy about her daughter shopping with Serena, because she'll catch the richie cooties. But Serena's got the inside dip on her auntie! She takes money from grandma, and grandma paid Carol to come be with Lily. Charlotte runs away. Oooh, we're sure Charlotte will be sleeping with Nate in no time. And Vanessa is back, despite being uber banished. She is always in the strangest places! She overhears Blair and Dan discussing the kiss, and immediately calls Serena and squeals on her voice mail. And then Chuck finds out that it was Dan who gave Blair the schmoochy, and he puts the double dog dare whammy out with Epperly, who was Blair's boss for about two seconds. There's a big photo shoot! It's not a party! OK, it's a party about a photo shoot. Chuck confronts Blair. Blair says it meant nothing. Dan's feelings are crushed, like they were with Serena. He is such a delicate tender flower, that Dan. Blair decides she doesn't want Chuck either because he's still a spoiled brat. While she's a mature goddess. She leaves Chuck standing alone. Maybe he and Dan can bond over their broken Blair hearts. Maybe with a nice malted. Charlotte/Charlie decides to stay in New York and apparently she must be watched continuously.
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Serena becomes suspicious of Dan and Blair spending time together, and has Charlie spy on them to find out why. Nate helps Raina find out what happened to her mother. Chuck's hopes about his legacy are crushed with the reveal of devastating information from the past.
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