Ok, just imagine this, Jai and Bani are in their bedroom, its 3 Am in the morning and both of them are soundly asleep...Bani is sleeping on the floor and Jai is on his bed.....Just then....
Knock...Knock...
Jai to himself : Kaun kambakht aa tapka is waqt? (Then shouts loudly) Kaun hai?
Mausi : Munna, mein hoon, teri Billo Mausi...Ladoo nahin khayega?😆
Jai (Now fully awake and panicky) : Mausi? Ladoo, is waqt? Ik minute rukiye, mein aata hoon.....
Jai looks at Bani sleeping blissfully on the floor and shakes her up....
Jai : Bani, utho....Bani...Mausi aaye hai...Ladoo khilana chahti hai...Utho...Please....Ghode bech kar so rahi ho kya?
Bani (Mumbling in her sleep): Mr. Walia....meri din ka chain toh aapne cheen liya hai, ab kya mein Raat ko bhi chain se nahin so sakti?
Jai (Now literally pleading) : Bani please utho, Bed par aao...Mausi aayi hai....kya sochengi....Please yaar!
Bani (Gives one bored look at Jai) : Theek hai! Ek minute...mera bedding toh chupaan hoga.....Bani pushes all the bedding underneath the bed and gets ready to hop onto Jai's bed.
Then Bani gets a brain-wave and tells Jai,
Bani to Jai : Mr. Walia, aap hamesha apni man ki karte hai….ab toh Ball mere Court mein hai…chaliye lets talk Business first!
Jai (Totally hyper) : Yahi waqt mila tha tumhein…Mausi bahar khadi hai…please bed par aa jao…
Bani (Smiling coquettishly) : Itni jaldi nahin mere pyaare pati…pehle kuch tol mol ho jaaye..
Jai (Hyperventilating) : Meri maa…kya chahiye tumhein….kitne ka cheque likh doon.
Bani (Now offended) : Mr. Walia, hamesha paise ki baat karte hai….meri shart toh kuch aur hai…
Mausi : Arre Beta, itni der lagoge toh Ladoo Baasi ho jayeege…Kholo, jaldi karo.
Jai (Going crazy) : Ek minute Mausi…..Bani, please…kya chaiyhe tumhe, mujhe sab manzoor hai…..jaldi batao aur bed par aa jao.
Bani (Thrilled ) : Theek hai, pehli shart….mujhe ab se morning tea aap bana kar denge….
Jai (Looks shocked) : Chai aur main? Mujhe toh paani bhi ubalna nahin aata…..accha theek hai, main kar loonga maange…aur kya?
Bani : Doosri shart, ab se zameen par aap letenge aur mein bistar ka anand uthaoongi.
Jai (Looks totally helpless) : Bani, mujhe toh cervical ki problem hai….accha theek hai, yeh bhi manzoor….
Mausi : Jai beta, kya hua…Ladoo nahin khane kya?
Jai (Totally irritated) : Haan, mein toh subah ke 3 baje Ladoo khaye bina zinda hi nahin reh sakta….khol raha hoon, ek minute aur!
Bani (Completely grinning now) : Teesri shart, aap mujhe honeymoon ke liye Bahamas le jaayege….
Jai (Scandalized) : Honeymoon??? (Mausi starts banging the door just then and Jai panicks) Ok, Ok, Bahamas ya Bhatinda, jahan bologi, le jaauanga….ab toh bas karo…(Pleading with Bani who looks extremely happy)
Bani (Authoritatively ) : Chauthi shart, is baar rakshabandhan mein, aap Pia se Rakhi bandwaenge...
Jai (With a "Have you Lost it" look) : Rakhi? Ek behen kya kam thi, jo yeh doosri bhi gale pad jaayegi? Theek hai....yeh bhi manzoor, ab toh aajao mere paas...I mean mere bed par!
Bani (Now openly flirting with Jai) : Hmm, aakhri shart….aap hamare pehle bacche ka naam mera pita ke naam par rakhenge!
Jai (Horrified) : Nishikant Walia…Yuck!🤢 Yeh bhi koi naam hai…Impossible!😡
Bani (Looks miffed) : Theek hai, toh baithe rahiye….mein nahin aa rahi bed par!
Jai (Confused and hyper) : Accha theek hai….(makes a face) Agar woh bada ho kar ek number ka sharabi aur juari nikle toh mere paas mat aana rote hue….
Bani gives a cute smile and tells Jai that go open the door, I will hop on to the bed. Jai goes to open the door, only to see Mausi snoring happily, deeply in sleep, in the Corridor….
Jai to Bani : Arre Mausi toh so gayi…..
Bani (in a bored voice) : Chalo, then back to square one…..mein zameen par sone ja rahin hoon. Good night…🤢
Jai (Now in a bratty and mischievous mood) : Arre…Bani….tum zameer par so jaogi and mein bistar par….toh hum apne pehle bacche ka naam Nishikant Walia kaise rakhenge…..😉
Bani almost faints with embarrassment!😳😆Right onto Jai's arms in his bed!😉
Love,
MT😊
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Anupamaa
