Here you go.. the translation of Gulabo Ki Aayegi Baraat post. I hope I've captured everything & didn't lose anything in the translation.
BTW is it possible to post all the e-shaadi posts together as a sticky? I think it would be a good idea as we've all worked hard on this event & made it so successful.. 😳
Enjoy...
Nisu: Here is my version of Banno Ki Aayengi Baraat for Gulaabo!
Hamaari Banno Ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Hamaari Gulabo ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Aaaj nachenge hum sari raat, Ke dhol Bajao ji,
Hamaari Banno Ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Hamaari Gulabo ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Sajna ke ghar tu jayegi, yaad hume teri aayegi,
DK ke ghar tu jayegi, yaad hume teri aayegi,
Jah Ke apne control me Sumi ko rakhana na Bhulana
Pahele zara tu usko patana, Pori jaisa naatak rachaana
Jub ho jaaye khush Sumima, Chaabiya sub tu manglena
Ab rahegi yeh sayian ji ke saath ke dhol bajao ji,
Hamaari Banno Ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Hamaari Gulabo ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Jub taang ladaye Sumi beech mein, Le jaane tu gaadi mein,
Rokna gaadi tu Mental Asylum pe, Le jaane usko under
Meelana waha ek bander, naam hai uska Joker Inder
Kahena Sumi ko Sambhalja, Varana rahongi tum bhi Eedhar
Yaad aajayenge usko beete din, ke dhol bajao ji,
Hamaari Banno Ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Hamaari Gulabo ki Aayegi Baraat, Ke dhol bajao ji,
Aaaj nachenge hum sari raat, Ke dhol Bajao ji......
Samy: Nisu, you're getting a little senti.. something seems fishy
Nisu: I am senti cuz it's time for bidaayi (gulabo's going away) and its our duty to tell gulabo how to handle Sumi
Samy: gulabo has taken special training to handle Sumi but if she needs us or Inder the bunder can help.. gulabo make sure to make friends with the bunder as he might come handy hehe
Miss.England: good idea Samy.. gulabo make friends with bunder.. he's a bunder but he can def come in handy.
Nisu's song:
whenever Sumi misbehaves, take her in car
stop the car in front of mental asylum, take her inside
introduce her to the bunder, who's name is Joker Inder
tell Sumi to stop interfering, otherwise I'll keep you here
she'll remember the old days, ke dhol bajao ji
If Sumi sees Inder jumping around in the asylum she will have a heart attack 😆😆
Sakina: bidaayi time is here.. & of course the e-sisters of the ride will cry at that time.. but I'm afraid tears won't be for the dulhan.. but for themselves after all each of them wanted to be the bride herself
Samy: Nisu, Inder the bunder came in handy afterall. Maybe he can stay with Sumi too & guard her.. where is gulaboo
Miss.England: 😆😆 don't know
Samy: seems like gulabo has gone to meet Inder.. she wants sumi in control ASAP lol 😆😆 arey gulabo jee how the meeting with inder
Gulabo: good idea about bunder but I think before I contact the bunder though, don't you guys want me to contact you first.. since I'm sure many of you would like to settle things with Sumi yourself 😉
Sakina: if gulabo really went to make friends with inder then she'll def lose dk.. who jyots haven't fully gotten yet
DK doesn't like bunders.. only chicks
Samy: yes gulabo we would love to help you but inder is more trained & will safeguard Sumi very well.. we're untrained.. what do you think.. did you make friends
Miss.eng: 😆 i definintley can't handle that mad sum! cause as samy said i am a little untrained too you definintley can seek help from the bunder! You know what sakina mabey you are right mabey dk might not like it
Gulabo: apparently Inder's currently busy with Sanya 😉 as she's joined him in the bouncing act.. you know from DK to Gautam to now Inder.. so Inder is booked until further notice to take care of my dear saasu maaji 😆😆 it's ok.. like I said, I can handle saasu maa without any problems.. just watch what I do to her.. 😆😆
Jingle, can we send her to Egypt also?? She can wander around freely there 😆
Samy: no we can't send Sumi to Egypt cuz DK's mummy is there & Sumi will harass him there with her kasams.. no.. poor DK.. Sumy won't leave him even tho he's a mummy lol 😆😆😆
Gulabo: Samy you've really changed the 'Disha' of TD lol... from mumbai to a mummy in egypt 😆😆 poor DK will definitely be regretting saying yes to marry me now... 😆
Samy: gulabo what else can we do.. there was no other way to save DK from Sumi & all the girls.. not a bad plan from mumbai to Egypt.. maybe Sumi will get afraid & run away after seeing the mummy lol
Nisu: you guys naa.. if both mom-son are in Egypt, then what will gulabo do in mumbai alone?
Sakina: jyots how can he regret he hasn't yes yet.. but after seeing all this, he def won't say yes now.. no Nisu she won't be alone ved & inder & sumi will be with her.. sumi won't be able to join dk in Egypt.. there's no place for her there.. she prefers to be with her bahu jyots anyway
Gulabo: Sakina I thought she prefers to be with her non-existent bahu Pori Ganguly 😆😆 don't forget she doesn't like me cuz she didn't pick me hehe 😆 yaar keep planning but wherever DK goes, I'll follow him like a shadow 😉😆
Miss.Eng: but if she stays with jyoti then she'll make jyoti crazy too
Nisu: Now I have a perfect wedding gift for our Jyoti. Nice long rope. Tie all three up and lock them in a room 😆😆😆 And do throw away the key in a deep well.
Sakina: no no jyots isn't so weak...she won't be pagal on the contrary she will show her sassu the way back to sanity...she is an adharsh bahu afterall
Miss.Eng: yeah ur right sakina afterall she is a asharse bahu!
Gulab: adharsh only if I have her son with me.. if he's not by my side, sumitra maa you better watch out & better not cry 😉😆 Nisu, perfect gift! I could so use that rope to tie up Sumi & Inder.. along with that Pori.. they can accompany each other 😆
Miss.eng: lol ok then if dk's wid u then ur adharsh! yeah nisu's present will really help you
Gulab: of course yaar.. why would I put up with Sumitra & gang if I don't get the prize aka DK 😳😉
Sakina: jyots u have her son with u... you forgot vedant already.. 😆
Samy: I was gone for 2 mins & there's a turmoil here 😆😆😆 leave DK sabab alone he's already too stressed cuz of Sumi.. that's why he decided to become a mummy but seems like the whole IF gang will join him there.. ok I'll take him to Amazon jungle.. & if Inder comes there, I'm sure all of you will take care of him.. and there's no room for anyone else there..
Miss.Eng: DK's not a mummy then.. you scared us.. and now you're taking him to the jungle then what will happen to our dulhan jyoti
Nisu: amazon jungle? Bunder will defi come there.. its his home 😆😆 But I'm sure he won't bother anyone. He has plenty of friends there
Samy: Nisu, bunder's companions will def be there but there's no place for anyone from IF esp. for Sumi since DK's running away from Sumi 😆😆 poor gulabo seems like Tarzan & Jane story is about to begin 😆😆
Nisu: I'm sure gulabo's dream will be fulfilled.. she's been waiting to see DK as Tarzan 😆😆
Samy: but gulabo isn't allowed to come as she needs to stay with sumi & look after her while DK discovers himself in amazon jungle
Miss.Engl: so lalgulab will have something to preoccupy herself to and keep sumitra in control is a big job. No space for ppl in IF that means I can't go to amazon jungle
Samy: I'm afraid not as DK need to take rest from all these kasams, shadi, sumi, pori, inder, IF girls.. what can poor DK do.. he's stuck but with the help of his dress designer, he's escaping.. Gulabo do something where are you
Sakina: samy, wherever you want to leave him, leave him.. but we're not giving up that easily.. wherever he goes, we'll follow him.. he's heart & we're heartbeat.. he's alcohol & we're nasha.. just glued to each other.. & are you DK's sister that you're trying to save him.. that's what it seems like..
Samy: Sakina, no you're misunderstanding.. not sister but seems like you're upto something.. poor gulabo is suffering in hands of her friends & she doesn't even know it.. lol.. I'm trying to help gulabo.. I didn't say you're giving up you're great lol…
Gulabo: as to your new plan my basanti, Tarzan Jane's story will do too 😉 but I was thinking that I'll save my DK from the Amazon jungles like Xena warrior princess 😆😆 seems like dulhan will have to go to amazon jungle instead of baraatis coming to her and will have to change my wardrobe too 😉😆
Nisu: Samy, this is not right. DK-the Tarzan will be bored alone in the jungle. At least send gulabo there. If the designer needs help to take DK's measurements, I'm here
Gulabo: Nisu don't worry.. we're taking the baraat to the dulha.. he's not going anywhere or with anyone except his dulhan 😉 dulha as the tarzan wah! don't wake me.. I'm dreaming 😳😆😆
Samy: no Nisu, I don't need help.. gulabo, dulha is escaping to the amazon jungle bring the baraat fast.. he is out of this place ASAP he just asked me to get him a private jet lol
Sakina: Jyots you're the dulhan.. such things don't suit the dulhan.. I'll get the dulha for you..
Samy my motives are totally unselfish 😉😆😆… I am jyots well-wisher, yaar.. I just want to transform DK before he is going to marry jyots.. so that jyots doesn't have to bother … is there a reason to your doubt 😆😆
Nisu: But Samy, you didn't answer my question. You're a good designer but you're expertise in sherwaani & I'm an expert in Tarzan's you know. So I'm sure I can come and help you out with the measurements & designs.😉
Samy: ok Nisu but before helping me, you must sign an agreement that you don't have a hidden agenda cuz if you do have one, then your punishment will be to marry inder.. if you accept I will take your help..
And Sakina, your intentions are clear as gulabo once said to me like colored cystal.. nahin you're very innocent lol
Miss.Eng: 😆 guys this is getting funnier by the second samy you're doubting sakina but why.. I'm with you cuz maybe dulhan will keep looking and sakina elopes with the dulha
Sakina: no Manisha.. I don't want dulha.. why are you spoiling my reputation 😆😆.. samy your intentions are like colored crystal.. my intentions are colorless.. completely clear.. like a newborn's mind… innocent 😆😆…
Gulabo: how do you know a newborn's mind is innocent?! 😉 haven't you seen the newborns smile?? they are thinking that look at those fools they think I'm innocent.. is that what you're telling us 😆
Samy: no no Sakina gulabo's aware of my intentions.. I swear on you Sakina that my intentions are completely clear lol😆😆 btw Sakina this newborn mind is very corrupt lol 😆😆 gulabo, sakina is beginning to show her colors..lol😆😆
Nisu: I'm sorry! But I'm my husband's only wife. 😆 And plus..if I wanted to marry second time around, I would marry a human…keep me away from the animals. We married people can only think bad, we don't do anything bad 😆😆
Gulabo: wish all married people would think like you nisu 😉 then today DK would have been with me instead of lost in amazon jungle 😆😆
Samy: Nisu I have tears in my eyes can't stop laughing lol😆 you broke Inder's heart.. is he not a human bechara lol😆 nisu i cant stop laughing uffffffffffff this is too much lol😆😆
Gulabo: lol.. samy these tears beat those TD depressing ones anyday.. so cry away.. cry your heart out.. 😆😆 but what do I do with my stomach?!! 😆😆
Nisu: whats up Samy, looks like you have a soft corner for the bunder. Since you're feeling sorry for Inder, why don't you say yes to him & make him happy. Then watch him jump from tree to tree doing somersaults in Amazon 😆😆 He'll even forget banana after hearing your "yes" 😆😆
Sakina: Samy, you'll kill me.. wrong kasme.. and that too of me 😭😆😆 wah what a friend you are.. doubts and more doubts everywhere.. I think I have to change the party and join the groom's party.. what do you say.. jyots what is this, you too are doubting me.. please don't break my heart, don't break my heart…😆😆 …I need my heart…I have to give to someone special 😳
Samy: no Sakina it wasn't a jhooti kasam.. it's true your kasam kasam hai kasam se humein pyar tum se lol 😆😆 what kind of doubt we're trustworthy people but don't know where your intentions will change.. arey DK sahab is soooo charming.. lol…
Nisu: Sakina, this is e-kasam. If someone lies with e-kasam, then she'll have to spend seven e-janams with Inder! 😆😆
Mink: Gosh! You all crack me up 😆 lol.............. basanti, gabbar now shaadi in the amazon jungle very nice so will take the bride's party i.e briderati instead of barati to the jungle for Dk & Gulabo's eshaadi!! 😃
Samy: Not a bad idea mink i think it is true we do use alot of hindi maybe our gulabooo as u say should do the honours lol 😆😆 ...i like the idea of briderati's rather than barati..lol 😆😆
Sakina: 😆😆 wah well said Nisu.. in this case samy ji is leading the race.. who knows what will happen to me.. so much jhooty kasam
Samy, get ready…you're going to marry Inder…I'll be your designer😆😆 …I can design lovely bhandaria costumes
"Arey sakina jhooti kasam nahin sachi hai aap ki kasam kasam hai kasam se humein pyar tum se lol 😆😆 "
Again.. seems that u r very impressed by gulaboo's sassu maji.. kasam par kasam … hope that I will be doing well tomorrow 😆😆
Samy: Sakina, I'm not lying…you should design clothes cuz you'll enjoy designing your own dulhe's clothes lol😆😆 if I'm bandariya (sorry I don't know how to translate this) then you're also a bunder's wife lol 😆😆 don't worry about designing DK's leave that up to me.. and kasam is meant to be broken lol 😆😆
Lata: 👏👏 ha ha ha 😃 u guys are hilarious. Can't stop laughing. Nisu wonderful song once again 👏and friends thanks for cheering us all up.
Samy: Gulaboooo you are a sweetheart but you still didn't get Dulha...thanks for the summary and it would be nice to have translation you have a go if not i will try and agreed it is funny so word by word dialogues will be hilarious lol 😆...what a shaadi first Dk becomes a mummy and then rooh (spirit) and now he's getting married in Amazon jungle 😆..soon he will be in seen in:
Return of Tarzan: Starring Dk, Disha, Inder, Suhas etc ... 😆😆
Sakina: 😆😆you guys are too much.. return of tarzan…😆😆 Inder's not going to leave DK alone even in return of tarzan.. plz leave DK & mummify Inder again…
Jingle, what are you doing.. inder is here again.. seems we need another guard for bunder…
Miss.Eng: LOL inder escaped this is not good.. seems we need more security for him cuz DK's in danger from that bunder and so is our dulhan!
Samy: Sakina, even if mummify Inder, he'll still come as a rooh to scare us.. I think we should mummify him and hide him in a secret place lol 😆😆 but he's playing an important character in the return of tarzan lol 😆😆
Sakina: what.. you'll be scared of funny bunder inder's rooh.. samyji what I have thought of you and what you are…scary cat …we'll send inder's rooh to Dracula.. he will take good care of indy.. afterall Dracula needs an honest butler.. and to be frank inderji is honest.. he's still Disha's loafer😆😆…don't be scared.. I'm here.. super sakina 😉😆
Samy: ok fine you'll get rid of inder thanks…good your and Inder's friendship came handy lol 😆😆
Sakina: of course.. my friendship will always come in handy and profitable for everyone.. that's why I keep saying not to make me mad.. my friendship is very precious.. losing my friendship is like losing your good luck…😆…I'm not an enemy of friends like others
Samy: hehhehe lol 😆😆 sakina yaar Yeh dosti hum nahin chondge....i know u are precious yaar but yaar I'm among friends and don't know who the enemy is 😉 your friendship with inder can be useful.. gotta think about it lol 😆😆
Porineeta: why do you address inder as bunder?
Miss.Eng: 😆 guys i hope i am not ur dushman! lol well I'm among friends cuz he's bunder and we all hate him not really porineeta dunno we all just think he''s ought to be called bunder i think its cause of the upgoings in tumhari disha as Inder is portraying himself right now the right name for him is Bunder
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