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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
and hides

in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little boy says: "Dark in here."

The man says: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "250 Bucks."

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have soccer boots."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"

The boy says:"750 bucks."

The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them."

A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."

The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $ 1000."

The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that..... 1000 $ is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says: "Dark in here."

The priest says: "Don't start that s**t again!"*

No one reading.. no one contributing.. ???

Originally posted by: Qazi_Fan

No one reading.. no one contributing.. ???

arey nahi yaar par arhee hoon,buhat hi achcha likha hai tum nay 👏 👏 👏

lol it was the priest 😆priests r ahead of everyone else these days 😆 😉 😆

Originally posted by: Qazi_Fan

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
and hides

in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little boy says: "Dark in here."

The man says: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "250 Bucks."

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have soccer boots."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"

The boy says:"750 bucks."

The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them."

A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."

The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $ 1000."

The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that..... 1000 $ is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says: "Dark in here."

The priest says: "Don't start that s**t again!"*

TOO FUNNY!!! I JUZ LAFFED MY A** OFF!!!! GR8!!!! MY GOD!!!! THEY'R 2 FUNNY!!!😆 TOO FUNNY!!

Miracle Doctor
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do except for Banta, the town's grouch.

So Banta went to this 'Miracle Doctor' to prove that he wasn't so miraculous.

He goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing, so what are you going to do?"

The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tell Banta, "What you need is jar number 43."

"Jar number 43?", Banta wonders.

So the doctor leaves and after five minutes brings a jar and tells Banta to taste it.

He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is Shit!" he yells.

"I just restored your sense of taste Banta," says the doctor.

So Banta goes home very mad.

One month later, Banta goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember!"

Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little. Then tells Banta, "What you need is jar number 43..."

Before the doctor finished his sentence, Banta fled the office.

omg that preist jeezzzzz lord..hahahahahaahahhaha
aaj kal to preist bhi do kadam aage 😃