unpredicatable (and shocking) love stories: OS's

im back after so long and this post is meant for u all to have fun and enjoy the madness that goes here..this week's member v/s member had d most interesting task..and that was too on writing about unconventional couples one could ever imagine.LITERALLY..

the participants were ELIZA (eliza) and RITU(ritu1618).I applaud u both...!👏

 

 BY ritu

 

 

Just then she heard a voice behind her "i know !!! these girls are such losers"

T turned around to find angad talking "will u just shut up!!!😡" she yelled at him n turned back to her mirror.

But Angad din't shut up, he went on speaking "Can u believe it tracker ne MUJHE dump kiya????? she is sooo dumb!!!🤢"

T replied "she is dumb! dint u knw that before!! oh yea, i forgot..love is blind 🥱"

 

Angad went on speakin "I can understand ur emoticons T, Dump hona kaise lagta hai.. Main samaj sakhta ho!!! Akhir u r the most dumped girl n i m the most dumped guy in Mount College"

T being the busy body was really getting annoyed on him n was just about to bang her purse on his head 😡 but then she realized he was right!!!

N when she turned n saw his face, he looked really upset, she placed her hand over his hand n said "everything will be allright!! Main ho na"

 

she thought 'uhhh!! That sounded so not T-ish!!! Did i console a guy n that too angad that too so politely?? Yeh kya hooo raha hai mujhe.... is this love????😕'

 

Angad nodded "YES!!" n jumped off his seat to T's seat n said "yehi tho pyaar hai..jab dho log ek doosre ke situation aur feelings ko samaj sakhte ho, thts what love is ☺️"

 

T looked in Angad's eyes n Angad looked in T's eyes n chipmunk version pyal/pyaar tho hona hi tha song played in the background

 

                                                                                                                                                                                   

 

BY eliza

 

The beauty and her purse

Tanushree was wondering how to get to her parlor on time, her driver went missing, and the other students in the college would never give the snob a lift. So she finally thought of traveling by bus. She waited for a while till she saw angad passing by.

"angad.." she called, "t ko parlor jaana hai, tumhein pata hai ki kaunsi bus jaayegi?"

Angad replied, "wait here at the bus stop for the number 32 bus. Main tumhein le jaata, par.."

"par am too hot for your bike.. thanks, but no thanks.. t khud chali jayegi" she snorted

Three hours later angad returned to the same area, and found tanushree still waiting at the same bus stop.😲

"t..i told u to wait for the number 32 bus, but that was 3 hrs. y r u still waiting?"

T replied, "oh angad, don't you worry, I wnt take much time now. The 28^th bus just left, 5 more, and ill get in it."🤣🤣

Angad fell in awe for her. "t, your so cute!" he said. "cuter thn ruhi.." he thought.😉😆

"come ill give u a ride to your parlor, and then ill drop u home, u are a princess, u need the princess-like treatment" he smiled.😉😆

T couldn't believe her ears, she dropped her bag hysterically.😆 'no one has ever treated me like a princess should be treated.'😳

Angad quickly picked her bag, "chalein princess"

"haan, but only if tum mere saath parlor chaloge.. tumhari shakal t ko pasand nahi, t ke hisab se badalni padegi" she sat on his bike looked at his tshirt "aur kapde bhi" she grinned.😳😉

 

by ritu

 

Once upon a time, in a beautiful dheradhun mall. Haseena was shopping to forget the fight she just had with her husband, Chandu.

Haseena heard a voice of a lady shopping right behind her. The voice said "n this time, im gonna drink his bloody blood!!!"😡

Haseena questioned herself "A new lady vampire in town? 😲 n I din't know about it??? 😲", she turned n to her shock, found Madhu.

"What did u just say??😕" she asked Madhu "Blood!!!" she took a deep pleasure breath "So, whoz blood are u plannin to drink?? 😈"

"Arnabbbbbb!!!!!!!!😡😭" Madhu said in anger.

"But he is your husband??? 😲 Haseena questioned n thought to herself: *even in my worst anger, i would'nt think of drinkin chand's blood?? 😕 ahhhhhhhhhh i like this lady!!! 😈*

"These mens I tell u!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡" *Madhu cried out n started weeping* 😭

"I swear" Haseena agreed.. "All are same of breed!!!" 🤢

"I know" Madhu agreed... "I wish a women could marry a women!! Life mein koi tension hi nai hota aur nahi kech pech!!! 😭"

"whaooo!!! 🥳 MAD-hu!!!" Haseena said, excitedly "that's a bingo idea!!! Women marry a Women, We should give it a shot???" 😛

Madhu looked at Haseena with a shocked what-are-u-talking-lady expression 😲 then she bursted into a big smile 😛 n said "Agar Shankar aur Shaurya karr sakhte hai tho hum kyun nahi... Akhir hum unse bade hai so we have more rightsssss!!!!!!!!! Lets do it!!!😛 "

n from then on Haseena n Madhu divorced their hubbies n lived happily ever after !!!!

 

by eliza

 

Haseena raichand and madhu dobriyal

Fire and ice

It had been a while since haseena had been for the party, she had been very restless there. She couldn't bear the smell of the blood around her, after years she had tht feeling. The blood of the only one she thought about for the whole four hours

"hello, mrs dobriyal, I need to talk to you about something really important. Can you please meet me outside the real estate? Yeah.. in an hour. Bye"

It had been ages since she had done this. This feeling would overcome any of her fulfilled desires. She so loved it. "hissss" she sighed.😆

Madhu drived the car, she was impatient to learn more from the raichand. 'she is so pretty, how does she manage to be so beautiful till today' she thought.😳 "aur yeh arnab ko dekho.. age toh hui nahi, mere dadaji ke umar ke lagte hai!" she moaned.🤣

There she saw her again in her black slim dress. "maaa.. kya dikhti hai yeh..😆 am sure baal bhi dye karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti hogi.." 🤣she smiled.

"hello madhu" haseena hugged her taking in her scent.🤣 "heyy haseena, you look beautiful as ever!"😳

"jaldi bolo haseena, mein arnab se kaafi tang aa chuki hoon, akele bahar nikalne hi nahi dete.. meri life dictate karna chahte hai, khud ki sheher mein kitne bacche hai uska koi hosh nahi, aur agar mein kisi aur admi se baat karoon toh problem hoti hai.. argh.. bloody male chauvinist.. I the these men." She gasped.🤣

"me too" haseena smiled, "I hate men as well, but arnab has issues if u meet other men rite? What bout meeting ladies?"😳

"oh.. he wouldn't mind if they r as hot as you." She blushed.☺️

"aah.. you knw what maddy, u actually stole my heart in the party, you looked gorgeous.. and as u hate men, id just try my luck out here.. I guess, I like you.. wld u want to be with me for the rest of your life? I promise I wont stop you from meeting other men!"🤣🤣 haseena smiled.

"awww.." madhu pounced on haseena,🤣 "this has been the best night of my life.. you know hasso, for a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun, but then I realized that what I really wanted was.. to be a lesbian…yes.. yes.. ill be with you.. now.. and forever!"🤗🤗

lmao.. i was laughing throughout while i wrote this piece.. ahahaah

                                                                                                                                                                                        

by ritu

 

by ritu

 

 

 

Jo dekhta hai, Wo hota nahi

"What are u sayin, misha???? 😲" Panchi was talkin on the ph n walkin in the colg corridor "Shankar n phycho killer!!! ????????????? Don't worry, I'll catch him red handed today itself... I got a plan" cuts the ph n calls up Sid

"Hello Sid, I need ur help!! U know, Mujhe patha chal gaya hai ke wo phycho killer kaun hai!!! 😳" Panchi tells Sid over ph

"So, tumhe patha chal gaya!! That's what i like about u.. beauty with brains 😉" Sid replies, calmly "but what's the proof 😈" he asks wickedly

"wohi tho i dnt have any proof but u have to help me get a proof??" Panchi requests Sid

"Help u??? Ah, Panchi..are u not expectin way to much from me? I should help u trap me? 😕" Sid says confusedly

"What Sir?? Trap u... No, i wanna trap that phycho killer, Shankar!!!! 😕" Panchi says

"Shankar!???????? 😕" Sid drops the ph n strts rolfin on the floor "Why are u upto droppin Vampire standards?? 😆 Ok tel me, how can i help u??"

"The plan is, midnight... we both will go all alone to the woods" Panchi starts explaining the plan to Sid

"Intresting!!! 😎" Sid says wickedly

"then I will lay down b/w the woods as if im injured n pretend to be be prey/food" Panchi says in a enthu way

"Very Very intresting!!! 😈" Sid smiles wickedly

"But u sir, have to hide behind the tree... so that when shankar comes to attack me... u attack him n protect me?? Cool??? 😛" Panchi says

"Coool Coool!!! U r really a smart women, Panchi!!! 😉" Sid says sarcastically n cuts the ph "Ah!!! I got a Invitation for a Birdy-Panchi-Chicken Sizzler meal by the Chicken itself !!! 😈" grins wickedly

Midnight: Sid n Panchi reach the jungle, Panchi lays down b/w on the grass while Sid hides behind the tree. Panchi closes her eyes, Sid looks at his prey/panchi n walks towards her in a vampire avatar.

Shankar's car was passin by the main road when he looked into the woods n saw that Vampire Sid walkin towards Panchi, He stopped his car n ran into the woods towards them.

Sid was just about to take a deep bite into panchi's neck when Shankar yelled "Panchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!", She opened her eyes n to her shock she saw Sid in front of her with his two vampire teeths tuckin out "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" She yelled.. "Dont fear... Im here" Shankar told Panchi, Sid looked at Shankar up to down n laughted sarcastically n said "U??? what are u gonna do???"

Shankar looked left n right n pointed out to some third direction n said "Hey, look.... Abhay n Piya romancing!!!" Sid turned n looked meanwhile Shankar pulled Panchi hand n said "Bhaagoooooooo" n both ran away faster than abhay-sid-chand-haseena's speed put together.

After reaching a distance quiet far from Sid... Panchi hugged Shankar n said "Main jishe acha samaj thi ho, wo humesha bura nikal tha hai?? Pahele danish aur ab sid!!! Kyun???" Shankar hugs her n pats her back

"Thanksss n Sorry!!! Thanks for saving my life n Sorry coz maine tumhe galath samje!!!" Panchi conts speakin "Pahele barr maine kise ko galath samja aur wo sahi nikla... aur wo tum ho!!!"

She looks at him n she sees her Mr Right in his face. "We are mean to be!!!" she says n smiles

"No no noo!!!" Shankar says in a panic then thinks to himself: Haan keh de!! Misha tho milne wali nai hai... n Shaurya se better Panchi hai... Say yes "Yes Yes Yes"

Both hug each other tighly!!!

 

by eliza

 

Shankar and panchi. (I actually like this idea.. :P)

Panchi was sitting quietly in the corner of the hut. They had lost their way in the jungle while they both left for their trip with their college students. Taking the last sip of her vodka mojito she looked at Shankar.

"shanky, tumhare wajah se hum is jungle mein ghoom gaye hai.."

"shanky? Panchi.. mera naam Shankar hai, aur meri koi galti nahi thi.. tumne kaafi pee li hai, I guess u shld rest a lil. Aur chup raho aur mujhe sochne do.."

panchi - (Raises eyebrow) ''Dude, hello? I need more drink.'' (Raises the bottle to show shankar that it was empty)

 

shankar - ''Oh shit. Isne toh poori pee li 

 

Meanwhile, panchi's head is throbbing and her legs threatened to give way any moment.

 

panchi – "shanky shanky!!'' (Screams) ''shanky!''

 

shankar- (Gets worried) "panchi.. panchi, what's wrong?'' (Holds her by the shoulders and checks her forehead) ''You are fine, right? Kya hua?''

 

panchi - (Holds shankar's hand to stop from falling) "shanky..Im seeing everything in twos, is that normal?''

 

shankar - (Chuckles) ''Perfectly normal, trust me. I'm used to this stuff. (Winks)

 

panchi - (Widens her eyes and mutters) ''I'm gone!!!!!!!!! Phuiii.'' (Falls on shankar)

Shankar- (tries to hold her but panchi just pushes him down on the bed while she falls on top of him) "panchi, panchi, wake up" (ties to move but panchi has him perfectly pinned down while her head lay on his chest. He moves her head from his chest and notices that she is sleeping. Her hair were falling on her face and her lips were curved in a sweet innocent smile. He gently moves her hair from her eyes. He tries to move)

 

Panchi- (holds him there and starts muttering with her eyes still closed)- "please don't go, plz don't leave me shanky"

 

"main chali main chali dekho pyaar ki gali..."panchii began to sing loudly..

 

shankar was too happy now!...he joined in for some fun..

 

"na na na meri jaan dekho jana na waha...".....

 

"shanky tum bahut accha gaate ho.." panchi said in wonder and amazement punctuated with a drunk sense of humor!

 "panchi....kya main tumhe itna accha kagta hu?..asked shankar teasingly..

Panchi- "acccheee..panchi ko kya shanky acccha lagta hai..??"..she began to think aloud..

 

"birdie.. your drunk… so jaao… hey bhagwaan, mujhe maaf kar do, aaj ke baad mein kisi bhi ladki ke saath akele nahi jaaonga.."

 

Panchi giggles back at this

 

"SHANKAR, TUMNE IS PYAARI SI BACCHI KE SATH THEEK NAHI KIYA, TUMHARE WAJAH SE YEH IS PROBLEM MEIN PHAS GAYI HAI" she pretended to be god

"mujhe maaf kar do bhagwaanji, mein phir kabhi aisa nahi karoonga" he faked it too.

"TUMNE ISSEY ITNA PARESHAAN KYUN KIYA SHANKAR??" grunted panchi

"kyunki mujhe issey satana accha lagta hai" he grinned

"ACCHA?? ACCHA KYUN LAGTA HAI?? TUMHEIN YEH PASAND NAHI KYA??"

"nahi nahi bhagwaan ji, maine aisa kab kahaa?"

She smartly continued, "ACCHA, TOH TUMHEIN PANCHI PASAND HAI?"

Shankar looked at birdie. She was grinning ear to ear.

"haan bhagwaan ji, mujhe panchi pasand hai" Shankar grinned back at her.

                                                                                                                                                                                      

by ritu

 

peeps nw u cn all read!

:::D

both of us wer rofling while writing bout these jodis😆

awesome attempts 😃

i wonder wht ritu will say wen she sees her work here.. am sure she'd chupaao her face like me

:P