Contestant reactions to jodis -uncensored

Hello folks!

Back with a new offering after Hari-Les jodi chunao (if you haven't read that yet, check it out here https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=259287)!

So after knowing the truth behind why and how Hari-Les chose the jodis they did, all of you wanted to know about the contestants' true reactions - if they were to throw diplomacy to the winds and vent out their feelings. So here goes:

Rajeev-Sanchali

(Rajeev is called up first)

Ishita: Rajeev. Aapko kaisa lag raha hai? Aap sabse pehle ho!😃

Rajeev: Main bahut khush hoon. Jo judges ne decide kiya hai woh accha hai. Agar judges ne kaha main pehla hoon, to sahi decide kiya hai. Main judges ke faisle se khush hoon.😃

Ish: Accha. To aapko kya lagta hai. Kaun aapki jodi banega?

Raj: Jo Hariji-Lesji ne decide kiya, bahut accha kiya. Main bahut khush hoon.😃

Ish: Lekin unhone to abhi tak jodi bhi nahi bataae.😕

Raj: Accha? To phir jo decide karenge accha karenge. Main santusht hoon.😃

Ish: Lekin phir bhi. Agar aapko chun-na hota to kise chunte?

Raj: Jo judges decide karenge accha kar.......

Shaan: Rajeev!! 😡

Raj: Accha sorry.😒 Lekin, main apni pasand kyun batoon? Kisi bhi ladki ne mujhe nahi chuna. Main kisi ko kyun chunu 😭.

Ish: Aww..😔

(Judges then declare that Sanchali is the jodi)

Ish: Sanchali! Aaiye! Kaisa lag raha hai?

Sanchali: Accha lag raha hai. 😊

Ish: Lekin aap ne to Rajeev ko nahi choose kiya tha.

San: Lekin phir bhi. Accha lag raha hai.

Ish: Sach bataiye.

San: Okay fine.. do I really have a choice? Baaki ladke to mere saath aane se rahe. Kam se kam Rajeev to khush hai.

Ish: Haan. Rajeev ne to khud bataye ki woh Gurus ke faisle se khush hain. Kyun Rajeev?

Raj: 😕

Shaan: Rajeev?

Raj:

Ish: Aap jodi se khush hain na?

Raj: Nahi. Bilkul nahi! 😡

Ish: Lekin abhi to...😕

Raj (to judges): Yeh kya kar diya aapne. Main chote sheher Chamba ka hoon isliye mere saath itni na-insafi? Aisa to nahi hai na? 😔

Gurus: Nahi Rajeev. Aisi koi baat nahi hai..

Raj: To kya hai yeh? Maine itna maska lagaya aap ko. Saari ki saari ladkiyon ne mujhe reject kar diya. Phir bhi maine aap par bharosa kiya. Poora decision aap pe chod diya. Yeh sila mila mujhe? Sab ladkiyon me sirf ek Sanchali hi mili??

LL (whispering): I told you Hari. We should have given him Twinkle.

HH: Bas bahut ho gaya. Ab aap apni jodi ko le kar jaaiye aur humein mat sikhaiye! 😳

Irfan - Sinchan

(Irfan is called)

Ish: Irfan! Nervous?

Irfan: Yes

Ish: Anxious?

Irf: No.

Ish: Worried?

Irf: Yes

Ish: Tensed?

Irf: No

Ish: Excited?

Irf: Yes

Ish: Enthusiastic?

Irf: No

Ish: Eager?

Irf: Yes

Ish: 😕 😕 (shrugs and looks at the gurus, then the audience, then at Shaan. Everybody except Shaan looks confused.)

Shaan (taking over): Irfan. English?

Irf: No

Everybody else: Aahhh

(Sinchan is then called as his partner)

Ish: Sinchan. To kya aap khush hain?

Sinchan: Haan

Ish: Matlab aapko Irfan pasand hai?

Sin: Nahi

Ish: Huh? Kya aapko gurus ka faisla manzoor hai?

Sin: Haan

Ish: To gurus ne sahi faisla liya?

Sin: Nahi

Shaan (again jumping in between): Sinchan. Hindi?

Sin: Nahi

Everybody else: Groan 🤔🤔

Vishwanath-Raktima

Ish: Raktima. Kya pasand aapki?

Rak: Zyada kuch nahin, lekin youngie looks chahiye.😊

Ish: Accha 😕. Aur kuch?

Rak: Haan ek aur baat. Oldie looks nahin chahiye.

Ish: Okayyyyy.. Aur kya.

Rak: Middle-aged looks bhi chalega.

Ish: Okay aage badhte hain. Gurus, who is her partner?

HH: Saare vishwa ka malik, Vishwanath!

Ish: Vishwanath. Aap khush hain?

Vish: Haan. Abhi judges ne kaha - vishwa ka malik. Matlab apne ghar ka maalik bhi main hoon.

Ish: Bilkul bilkul.

Vish: Aur apne toilet ka bhi malik main hi hoon.

Ish: Umm.. okay?😕

Vish: Chaahe vahaan main kisi ki bhi tasveer lagaaon - meri marzi.

Ish: Okay uh.. change of topic... Raktima, your reaction?

Rak: 😭

Ish: Kya hua? Shaan!

Shaan: Kya hua Raktima?

Rak: Sab Gajji ki galti hai! Maine kaha tha mujhe black nahin pehen na! 😭 Black is my most unlucky color!

Shaan: Lekin aap ne to black pehna hi nahi hai aaj. 😕

Rak: Lekin aaj subah Gajji ne black suggest kiya tha. Black ka sonchna bhi mere liye unlucky hai. 😭😭

Ish: Okay Raktima bahut ro rahi hain to main apna question Vishwanath ko phir se divert karti hoon. Any final comments Vishwanath?

Vish: Haan. Jaise main keh raha tha, main apne ghar ka malik hoon. To ghar mein julab ki goli kahaan rakhni chahiye woh bhi main hi decid....

(The mic is moved away at that point)

Aishwarya-Ujjaini

Ish: Aapki choice thi Sanchali aur Ujjaini. Sanchali ki to jodi ban gayi.

Aish: Who cares 🤢

Ish: Matlab aapko iski koi fikr nahi hai ki Sanchali -jo aapki ek choice thi- unki Rajeev ke saath jodi ban gayi? 😲

Aish: Hai na! Mujhe Rajeev ki fikr hai. 😆

Ish: Accha koi baat nahi. Lekin agar Gurus ne aapki jodi Ujjaini ke saath bhi nahi banaai to?

Aish: To mujhe Gurus ki fikr hone lagegi 😵

(At this point Gurus abruptly name Ujjaini as his partner)

Ish: Ujjaini! Aap to khush hongi.

Ujjaini: Hehe 😳

Ish: To kya aap log ek doosre ke saath jodi banane ke liye tayyar hain?

Ujj: Hehe hehe 😆😳

Ish: Well..

Ujj: Yes I'm happy.. hehe 😳😆😳

Ish: Ek baat bataiye. Aap Aishwarya ki baat par itna hans kyon padti hain?

Shaan: Samjha karo Ishita. Sharma jaati hai bechari. 😃

Ujj: Aisi koi baat nahi hai. Voh bas.. uska naam...

Ish: Naam?

Ujj: Yeaaa.. you know.. Aishwarya...... Rai..... hehe hehe 😆😆😳

Ish: Hmm.. anyway. Aishwarya.. aap to bahut khush hain.

Aish: Haan. Maine pehle bhi kaha tha ki agar Ujjaini ke saath meri jodi ban jaaye to hum atleast atleast final 2 tak to pahunch hi jaayenge.

Everybody else: 😳.............................
............... (then after a while) Hehehehehehe hahahahahaha hehe 😆

This was where the first episode ended. I'll stop here too. If this post is received well, I will continue with the next episode in another post.

Until then, enjoy (or bleh).

😆 though in the first one u could have put in a little more of sanchali

there u laughed...... 😆 😆 😆

Most of these jokes make sense if you've followed the episodes closely - like what they've said and all

I've incorporated a lot of that directly in here.. like Rajeev's 'Chamba' comment, Aishwarya's 'atleast number 2' remark, Raktima's Black remark (from C2005), and of course, Vishwanath's sher.

😆

though the first one on the gurus was funnier..

Perfectly carried out....
waiting for next episode..... more entertaining than the real Emet.............

wow..very funny..looking for the continuation
😆

Very nice job..
We are looking forward for the next episode.. which would be more interesting than EMET's next episode.. I am sure.. 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: raghav2009

Very nice job..
We are looking forward for the next episode.. which would be more interesting than EMET's next episode.. I am sure.. 😆 😆 😆

The next part (part 2) is already posted.. check out the link in my siggy