The beginning:
🤣....Apples? Tai Sahib...how can you embarrass me with such crap? I've been fighting hard to keep your evil mastermind reputation intact ever since you started becoming more and more loony. 🤪 This doesn't help me in my struggle. I mean, the new big bad Lady Don planning an attack on the reigning king of the underworld using fruits? I'm sorry, but that puts mobsters all over the world in shame! I wonder whatever happened to your Barbie and Ken dolls...are they too mutilated? 😕 Poor things...maybe you could have used them as Dutta and Naku or even a Lego set would suit you better actually. What gave you the idea to use apples as our Dutta and mountains and so on? Chaskar? Suds? Twilight? Adam and Eve? Getting the guards to pin down either Suds or Chaskar and drawing out your battle plan on his face would at least have made one of them more useful, I think. You'd seem so much more dominating that way. Oh, wait...they did find you Dutta...and, yes, if any of these got hit in the head during the scuffle, say with an apple, for example, and became enlightened of the fact that they don't have to take orders from you....what would happen then? You could end up locked in with the rest of your family or worse...with Damodar wherever he went. 😛 Yeah, I see how that would be a bad idea...still...these two are absurdly idiotic...maybe they still wouldn't have the brains or guts to throw you in the loony bin where you belong. Forgive me for using such harsh words...you just have me frustrated with your lack of style when it comes to acting like a Lady Don.
Arriving for the big showdown:
It's nice to see you protecting yourself from the sun with an umbrella--not enough people keep themselves safe from the dangerous UV rays, myself included. But that umbrella was ugly. Too plain to suit someone who is so fashionable and has such lavish desires in life. Maybe you could have gotten someone to do some bead work or hand embroidery on it? I do believe you want to look beautiful and formidable so I want you to keep this in mind. Whatever of it is left anyway. No more ugly umbrellas and definitely no pots in hand. Oh, that pot...😲...you didn't think of making Suds hold it? You should have. 🤔 Just a thought. And another thought just struck me...please...please tell Suds that I seriously believe he'll shoot himself in the buttocks one day...he looked so awkward when he put the gun in wherever he put it in his back. He is already the butt of all jokes on IF and neither Suds or yourself can afford to be humiliated any further after today. 😳
The Precap:
I know not much is shown in precaps....but that was an awful and overused dialogue Tai Sahib. You are very good when it comes to attention-seeking so please come up with more catchy lines when disturbing that much-awaited-and made-of-hug tomorrow. Remember that your a trendy villain...don't try to think and talk...it doesn't sound cool because your mind hasn't kept up with your evilness.It's lost and it makes you sound out of date compared to the cunning ideas you carry out which, of course, are so well thought out by your mirror. Which makes me wonder why couldn't you just draw on it instead of using apples. Sigh. I'll be thinking of this for awhile now.
Now guys....leave your words of advise for Tai Sahib! 😆😃 I think I'm done.