Ullu ke brain ka locha - Feb 4

Thanks to everyone who liked my first post on Suds...😊... I needed your encouragement to continue...

Thanks to Pooja for the title of this thread...its ek dum raapchick...😆

Today, he had good scenes... lets get inside his head (be careful.😊..u don't wanna go crazy)

*Suds' POV*

"Kya hua Tai? Itni Raat ko Idhar Khun bulaya hai?" I asked.

While she asked me how I was able to sleep when Dutta is alive, I stared at her in shock for a few moments...😲... Never have I seen Kala tai with lesser makeup. Even her own blood that is usually smeared across her lips was gone. It seems like she didn't get a chance today to suck anyone else dry so sucked her own blood so satisfy her blood lust. Naku must be keeping her very busy these days.

I asked her what's wrong; Is it Naku? Apparently that inquiry was too harsh to be handled by her already shattered nerves. She lashed out at me and started giving me a bhashan about her beloved D and Patil Wadi.

Rolling my eyes in frustration, I tone her out and start dreaming about Dutta's ear rings again....😍... I wanted to get mine pierced just like Dutta's as well but sometimes my daughter, Pari, escapes from the basement and she is very fond of twisting me ears. For some reason, she thinks they look like an ullu's ears! .. A handsome man like me having an Ullu's ears?...😎... Obviously, Pari inherited her mother's sense of humour.

When Kala Tai starts ranting about other people wanting to take over Patil Wadi, I close my eyes to hide the tears of pleasure...😛... Maybe Baaji will want to rule PN as well. I do miss the flirtatious banter between us...😳... However, when she mentions Patil Wadi's control being auctioned off, all my dreams come crashing around me.

"Patil Wadi ki Boli?" I didn't risk ruining my dreams of dostana with Baaji and Dutta so someone else could take the crown!!! ...😡... I quickly remind her to let everyone know about Dutta naming me as his successor but then again Kala Tai starts ranting about how I am nothing without her plans and ordered me to kill Dutta in front of everyone.

Kill Dutta? ...😭...It is true that I want his power, but can I really kill him? I have spent years admiring his every breath. I have stalked his bedroom cupboard for years, hoping I would find a hidden away picture of mine that he likes to sweet talk to during his loneliness...😍... Ever since he fell in love with Naku, I have been trying to move on but killing him personally is too much pain for my already rejected heart to take.

I try to make an excuse by saying we have been searching since morning but can't find him; D must be dead. When she tells me I better find him, otherwise when he finds me, he will give me a bheek ka kathora...I wish kay aisa he ho...I would ask him to leave naku and give me his love in bheek...

Telling me we are all Nikammas, she walks out gracefully. I stare at her retreating form, seething in anger. Oh well, she hasn't met Gooray yet. I am sure she will change her opinion of us ghundas after that...😃

Originally posted by: -Huma-

Thanks to everyone who liked my first post on Suds...😊... I needed your encouragement to continue...

Thanks to Pooja for the title of this thread...its ek dum raapchick...😆

Today, he had good scenes... lets get inside his head (be careful.😊..u don't wanna go crazy)

*Suds' POV*

"Kya hua Tai? Itni Raat ko Idhar Khun bulaya hai?" I asked.

While she asked me how I was able to sleep when Dutta is alive, I stared at her in shock for a few moments...😲... Never have I seen Kala tai with lesser makeup. Even her own blood that is usually smeared across her lips was gone. It seems like she didn't get a chance today to suck anyone else dry so sucked her own blood so satisfy her blood lust. Naku must be keeping her very busy these days.

I asked her what's wrong; Is it Naku? Apparently that inquiry was too harsh to be handled by her already shattered nerves. She lashed out at me and started giving me a bhashan about her beloved D and Patil Wadi.

Rolling my eyes in frustration, I tone her out and start dreaming about Dutta's ear rings again....😍... I wanted to get mine pierced just like Dutta's as well but sometimes my daughter, Pari, escapes from the basement and she is very fond of twisting me ears. For some reason, she thinks they look like an ullu's ears! .. A handsome man like me having an Ullu's ears?...😎... Obviously, Pari inherited her mother's sense of humour.

When Kala Tai starts ranting about other people wanting to take over Patil Wadi, I close my eyes to hide the tears of pleasure...😛... Maybe Baaji will want to rule PN as well. I do miss the flirtatious banter between us...😳... However, when she mentions Patil Wadi's control being auctioned off, all my dreams come crashing around me.

"Patil Wadi ki Boli?" I didn't risk ruining my dreams of dostana with Baaji and Dutta so someone else could take the crown!!! ...😡... I quickly remind her to let everyone know about Dutta naming me as his successor but then again Kala Tai starts ranting about how I am nothing without her plans and ordered me to kill Dutta in front of everyone.

Kill Dutta? ...😭...It is true that I want his power, but can I really kill him? I have spent years admiring his every breath. I have stalked his bedroom cupboard for years, hoping I would find a hidden away picture of mine that he likes to sweet talk to during his loneliness...😍... Ever since he fell in love with Naku, I have been trying to move on but killing him personally is too much pain for my already rejected heart to take.

I try to make an excuse by saying we have been searching since morning but can't find him; D must be dead. When she tells me I better find him, otherwise when he finds me, he will give me a bheek ka kathora...I wish kay aisa he ho...I would ask him to leave naku and give me his love in bheek...

Telling me we are all Nikammas, she walks out gracefully. I stare at her retreating form, seething in anger. Oh well, she hasn't met Gooray yet. I am sure she will change her opinion of us ghundas after that...😃

Hey Huma
Awesome post 😆

@ blue 🤣
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@ Red
this cant be more hillarious....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh!Man! I'm so grossed out.🤢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He admired D's every breath & hopes to find his picture tucked in his underwear drawer?????Yuck!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Superb!Humi!👏👏👏👏

Hillarious post, Huma..........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..........

He wanted to get his ears pierced lmaoooo
Maybe Baaji will want to rule PN as well. I do miss the flirtatious banter between us ... 😲 Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin *filmy style*

🤣🤣🤣 Outstanding Huma! This is even better than the first and I didn't think that was possible. Crystal is so right! You and Suds are twin souls tabhi to itni eloquence,itne jazbaat nikal kar aa rahe hain. 😆😆 P.S. He's started ACTING. I miss his shifty eyes.

First of all, I love the title - Ullu ke brain Ka locha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG **checks the title** **does a little jig **

Originally posted by: -Huma-

Thanks to everyone who liked my first post on Suds...😊... I needed your encouragement to continue...

Thanks to Pooja for the title of this thread...its ek dum raapchick...😆 (raapchick title really)

Today, he had good scenes... lets get inside his head (be careful.😊..u don't wanna go crazy)

*Suds' POV*

"Kya hua Tai? Itni Raat ko Idhar Khun bulaya hai?" I asked. (Sudharshan jijajee...Kala tai ne apko raat ko islie bulaya keonki woh janti hain ullu tu raat ko hi jagta haina...din ko tu woh sota hain...ullu tu aap hi hain na )

While she asked me how I was able to sleep when Dutta is alive, I stared at her in shock for a few moments...😲... ( Kala tai intni raat ko apke bulanay pe suds agaya and u saying how can he sleep.. look at him , he is awake )

Never have I seen Kala tai with lesser makeup. (😆 usko dutta ka khoon chahiye...I guess she forgot to buy her new make up kit , u spending so much time with tai. can't u steal leela's kit sudharshan jijaajee...waisay bhe u r trademark chor😆) Even her own blood that is usually smeared across her lips was gone. It seems like she didn't get a chance today to suck anyone else dry so sucked her own blood so satisfy her blood lust. Naku must be keeping her very busy these days. ( Bagh jao warna kahi yeh na ho kay apki hi khoon pe jaye..patilwadi dogs r starving 😆 )

I asked her what's wrong; Is it Naku? (😆 no way, how can she, no matter now a days she is vamp in making )Apparently that inquiry was too harsh to be handled by her already shattered nerves. She lashed out at me and started giving me a bhashan about her beloved D and Patil Wadi. (and as always you fail to impress her...😆)

Rolling my eyes in frustration, (😆 don't roll your eyes suds jeej...kahi yeh na ho kala tai ghusay mein apki ankhain noochay lay aur patilwadi kay dogs ko khila day😆 can't u see she has done enough damage with her hair 😆 ) I tone her out and start dreaming about Dutta's ear rings again....😍... I wanted to get mine pierced just like Dutta's as well but sometimes my daughter, Pari, escapes from the basement and she is very fond of twisting me ears. For some reason, she thinks they look like an ullu's ears! .. A handsome man like me having an Ullu's ears?...😎... Obviously, Pari inherited her mother's sense of humour. (😆 can't blame her at all..apnay giraybaan mein janko, aj tu apne naya kurta pehna hain ullu jee)

When Kala Tai starts ranting about other people wanting to take over Patil Wadi, I close my eyes to hide the tears of pleasure...😛... Maybe Baaji will want to rule PN as well. I do miss the flirtatious banter between us...😳... However, when she mentions Patil Wadi's control being auctioned off, all my dreams come crashing around me. 😆( yeh tu hoga na...apnay kala tai ka saat diya, she is one failed leader..and u her failed accomplice )

"Patil Wadi ki Boli?" I didn't risk ruining my dreams of dostana with Baaji and Dutta so someone else could take the crown!!! ...😡... I quickly remind her to let everyone know about Dutta naming me as his successor but then again Kala Tai starts ranting about how I am nothing without her plans and ordered me to kill Dutta in front of everyone.

Kill Dutta? ...😭...It is true that I want his power, but can I really kill him? I have spent years admiring his every breath. (Ohno 😆😆😆) I have stalked his bedroom cupboard for years, hoping I would find a hidden away picture of mine that he likes to sweet talk to during his loneliness...😍... Ever since he fell in love with Naku, I have been trying to move on but killing him personally is too much pain for my already rejected heart to take. (Ohno🤣 )

I try to make an excuse by saying we have been searching since morning but can't find him; D must be dead. When she tells me I better find him, otherwise when he finds me, he will give me a bheek ka kathora...I wish kay aisa he ho...I would ask him to leave naku and give me his love in bheek... ( hahahahha 🤣)

Telling me we are all Nikammas, she walks out gracefully. I stare at her retreating form, seething in anger. Oh well, she hasn't met Gooray yet. I am sure she will change her opinion of us ghundas after that...😃 ( 🤣 Outstanding Huma, its brilliant and I enjoyed the humor..suds is so much fun u r too good, loved yr post and keep rocking)

Originally posted by: Sia79

Hey Huma
Awesome post 😆

@ blue 🤣
🤣


@ Red
this cant be more hillarious....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

oh, it could have been funnier..😆.....Suds could have wanted D to hang a huge pic of his like he did of Naku's on his cupboard.....🤣