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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
-- Helen Rowland
Sun has arisen and is shining brightly up on the sky, The tigerish golden rays of the sun penetrates the sleeping quarters of two passionate individuals bound by soul for eternity.Krishna gets restless under the harsh glare of the unrelenting, merciless Sun.. He wakes up still in shut eye mode, stretches himself luxuriously, removes the kinks on his neck **Ab Aur kithna der lagaoge apne aankhen kholne ke liya, ya phir usske liye bhi maidam ki permission zaroorat hai ** He very reluctantly opens his eyes, turns and has a look at his Babu, heaves a sigh **was it of relief **, suddenly registers the fact that the Busy bee is fast asleep,and slowly,inch by inch with a tinge of disbelief , he cautiously turns to look at her **Relax Baba, She is still slumbering**.
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Krishna gives a long , a very long look at her, admiring her pearly white skin, her rosy lips **aided by a bit of gloss**, a nose ring adorning her nose, her kajal lined eyes closed in sleep, her face looking like beautiful flower about to bloom..Krishna very carefully and with extreme wariness **Baba, ithne darr thi ho ka, apni meherau se ** leans closer towards the reposing Pratigya , with his face reflecting all his love for his wife, He whispers," How lovely you look when you are sleeping so quietly **Is he calling her a shrew when she is in the wakey mode**..My heart begins to race when I see you, but when you are awake !! You begin to take classes, why do you do that ** She is a masterni, she is doing her job ...Bhool gaye, Usski Papa Piraffsaar hai, usski naamm pe ekko Isshcool hai , Naturally woh class legi na **But Look at you now..You look so ravishing [ Pratigya is still asleep ] Krishna caresses her smooth as marble, soft as sponge cake cheeks gently , the affectionate smile turns to wry grimace and he remarks,"But it is another matter when you are always behind me exhorting me to do this , don't do that , this is right and that is wrong ,{Gives a pause, takes a deep breath] and begins addressing the list of complaints to the dreaming beauty again " every morning you act as an alarm clock, that too a stuck alarm by constantly piping the two point agenda , get up early, earn money , What will you get by this, Yaar....I mean sometimes, sit and chat with me too, Try to understand me and my desires too , Hun..I mean , you are My wife, so sometimes be like my wife...why do you become a law officer , For everything you write up a complaint report
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
** Seeing that the fiery Dragon is still sleeping, Krishna gathers courage** He leans even closer and whispers again " why can't you be a wife and do the wifely duty ??"..Pratigya with her eyes still closed retorts, "Why don't you do the Husband wala duty?"..Krishna is gob smacked , and his eyebrows shoots up in astonishment...Pratigya opens her eyes and awards a bright smile to Krishna, A smile that extinguishes the shining brilliance of the solar king and is equal to million Suns . Seeing the look of intense astonishment still hovering on Krishna's face..she gives a gentle laugh and looks at him smugly...Krishna tries to recover his scattered wits and incoherently admonishes Pratigya by saying "This is downright cheating, why didn't you tell me that you have awakened , here I was prattling while you were taking vicarious delight at my ramblings..Not fair !!" Pratigya giggles and gets up and softly refutes his accusations,"I did not cheat you, Look ..It is dawn now" ** How wonderful, if Pratigya had not pointed out this obvious fact..I would have thought that it is mid night..I am astounded by her intelligent observation ** You have to go in search of a job ** Yep !! There is a job fair going on..Just get ur certificates and go ..really.., where will or where should Baba go..in search of a job ** Get ready, I'll prepare your breakfast " She is all hustle bustle and is ready to start the day, but not so our lazy Krishna, He tries to hang out on the bed and asks Pratigya" Arrey Pratigya, where can I go in search of a job, that too so early in the morning , Just sit with me for a while..Lets talk,chat..I will feel good , come and sit near me " Pratigya grins and says "No !!" Krishna is hurt , Pratigya changes the cassette and flutes out " Great jobs or great things can be achieved if started early" ** Great Jobs..what great jobs..the only job he does is going to the adda and playing cards ..what is so great about it nor what is the need for all this urgency ??** issuing this pearly wisdom, Pratigya hastily puts on her slippers while a lounging Krishna urges her to listen to him ** Which Pratigya refuses to do, nothing unusual about it ** ..Pratigya then goes Code Blue and issues the ultimatum,"Don't waste time, rise and shine early" and gifts him another ravishing smile and walks off, leaving a spluttering Krishna in her wake, Krishna wonder aloud,"I just have no idea as to what sort of "Great Job" is waiting for me !! ....Krishna is puzzling this over ...on bed..
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