FROM : gopi@modimail.com
TO : ahem@modimail.com
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SUB : I Hate you
Jai Shrikrishna,
Ji.. woh? I didn't feel like writing any more mail to you after you ignored the last one. I have been trying to ignore you as well. I have done everything I could to woo you. But you, being the egoistic son of an egoistic mother wouldn't even bother to look at me.😡
If it wasn't for me, your kinjal ben would be on the streets by now. Never forget that it was my brother Dhawal who is going to accept your preggy sister. Though it was Maami's idea, I put forth the proposal to your MOM? So always be grateful to me.😃
And who the hell do you think you are? Amitabh Bachchan,to act like an angry young man? Ice it chap, to me you look like Charlie sheen. So don't overdo it again. I wished you "shubh Maha sankranti" and what did you do? Flared the nostrils again! Look nobody asked you to be the bull in a bull fight, neither was I waving a red flag. Next time you repeat this kind of attitude, I will make sure that I empty the aarthi plate on you. Beware! or you will be🤢
By the way Momma's boy, you lost the kite flying competition and you were acting like it was me who made you lose? Don't you dare do that again! You were always a loser. First you lose your love Anita, then you lose your kinjal ben's trust and now The kite flying competition. My Dhawal bhai is a gem. Samjhe?😉
If you value your so called family prestige, make sure that you take away all your ben's shoes coz she will be eloping alone to some slums. Before the whole Rajkot residents call your sister a "slumdog millionaire', confiscate her shoes, sandal, chappals or enven tie her to bedpost. Rotten girl, just like her brother!😡
After kinjal ben's marriage to dhawal bhai, I intend to leave this Mad Mansion. Don't you dare stop me saying your MOM asked you to? I am really mad at you. I will make you pay until you value my worth and accept me as my wife. The green room is still waiting for us, so is the green dress and green tea. But now, if you want me to give you the green treat make sure you wear a yellow sherwani? coz I love YELLOW..😳
Anger is bad for your health, dude. So , Relax! I am giving you time until kijal ben's marriage (if that ever happens. At this rate I doubt it will ever happen. Still I am optimistic)
Aapki wifey,
Gopi😃
PS : I LOVE YOU❤️. Relax babe, i am just saying that i am going for that movie with Ketki khaki and family. Hope you dont mind. They are a loving bunch 😍