CR TV : Interview with Urmi and Jithu

Jake: hey babes.. I'm back and this time with two wonderful souls on our hotseat. Any guess? Lol.. its none other than our favourite Mrs. And Mr. Urmila… oops. Jithubhai.

Hi Jithubhai and Urmila ben.

Jithubhai: Hi Jake

Urmila : Jake, why don't you serve your guests with some good Gujju sweets?

Jake: huh... Sure, Urmilaben. I will get something during the break.

Urmila : I don't mind eating while talking. I am good at it. I tried to teach my Rashi to do it. But she is a darpock.

Jake: oh, I see... Shall we get started with our interview?

Jithubhai: I am ready…

U: I am not ready until I get something to eat. And where are the goggles you promised…

J: Every thing will be here in 5 min

U: ok. Now you may start.

J: Thank you Urmilaben. So what are you planning these days.

U: I am taking class for Rashi on "How to outdo Kokila Modi"

J: Interesting! And is rashi doing it well?

U: oh no… She is a bit like this old man.

J: Oh! Eh... Jithubhai , where were you all these days?

JB: Hiding in the closet.

J: excuse me?

JB: my wife asked me not to show my face to anyone until she ask me to…

U: rashi ki papa, aap chup raho

JB: OMG, atleast she acknowledge that fact

J: what fact? That I am Rashi ki papa. I was starting to doubt that.

U: Chup, ek dham chup!

J: Isn't that Kokila and Ahem's dialogue?

U: C'mon Jake, I have been practically living with the Modis all these days. I am bye heart with all their dialogues.

JB: She even knows what toothpaste Kokila is using…

U: I did recommend her mine, But she is adamant in using only what their shopkeeper sells

J: and didn't you force her?

U: I asked Rashi to switch her paste with mine..

J: and whats the after effect?

U: You will see… She will have teeth just like mine. Strong and Sharp!

JB: But not as sharp as my urmi's tongue

U: (stuffing JB's mouth with pedas that our unit provided)I asked you to be CHUP

J: urmilaben, let him talk… Its been long and viewers are missing him.

U: I don't care… When I speak I want everybody to listen

J: so whats the new kalakaari at Modi's

U: oh its all about choti kagdis illicit affair

J: With Umang right?

U: You just watch how I burst bombs in Modi Mansion.

J: Is it grenade?

U: No Atom Bomb

J: Use hydrogen. Its more effective.

U: really? Thanks for your tip, Jake. If I had met you before, I would have married of my Dhikri to you.

J: Gopi or Rashi?

U: Gopi is not my dhikri… I want her out of my rashi's life

J: But you married off Rashi to Modi. If you didn't want Rashi and Gopi together, why did you do it?

U: Gopi is trained to be a maid. And this man married her off to Ahem. But I want her to rot..

J: eh.. Jithubhai, how is the pedas?

JB: very sweet, just the opposite off the woman I married

U: Maina kaha chup...

J: please let him talk. Jithubhai where is panna?

U: Ask me Jake... I send that little girl to Abbey Mount, London

J: whoa! You really did that?

JB: She is lying. My child ran away because of her torture.

U: So what if I lied to my fans. They love me even when I lie. Infact I get regular fan mails asking about my goggles, handbag, toothpaste, necklace etc…

J: Wow, Urmila ben, you are so famous.

JB: even I get a lot of mails asking me how I live with this witch

U: Ignore him Jake…

J: huh… Ok Urmila ben , tell me why did you marry Rashi to Modi Mansion

U: It's a long story…

J: Its ok, we all want to hear it

U: All of us Me, Rashi ki papa, Kokila, Hetal, Parag , Chirag all went to the same college.

J: Whoa-oo! That's News…

U: yeah, nobody knows about this. Me and Kokila had huge crush on Chirag who was our college hero. You know, good sportsman, every girls dream. And this man was the college clown while Parag was the nerd

J: Very interesting! What about hetal?

U: oh, she was the studious type. But I and Kokila were rivals. We fought for everything. But Chirag loved Hetal and ultimately he married her. But Kokila was adamant not to be away from him. So she married Chirags brother Parag and entered MM. But let me tell you, she is still pinning for Chirag

J: What about you?

U: I decided that I will marry this clown and then marry of my child into that family to get revenge. But for me chirag was just an infatuation.

JB: Yeah, she just loved the fight with kokila more than anything

J: Aah… Now its clear to all of us why such animosity between you people.

U: My next step will be to get my nephew Dhawal married off to Kinjal.

J: But…

U: Just watch what all I do to achieve it

J: Hmmm… care to share it with us?

U: Not yet… Maybe next time… I need to make sure that you invite me again

J: lol… sure, you are our favorite "celebrity"

U: I know that…

J: Anyway thanks a lot for coming here and spending your precious time here.

U: Won't you ask that last question to me?

JB: She watches your show, Jake. She is implying to the Q you ask before asking the viewers Q

J: oh that… ok, Urmilaben, Given a chance will you exchange place with Hetal. And here is our Q for viewers, Will Anita come back? Reply Y or N to 550225.

Ok Urmila ben, tell us…

U: offcourse, I will. Anyway Rashi and Jigar are living together like brother and sister. So it wont make any difference

J: huh… ok girls, that's all for today, we will be back with another hot celebrity next time, only on CR TV

Originally posted by: upasana.diya

BRAT - Chup... ek dum Chup... or i'll burst and die..
totally superb... hmmm lets see whose next...
how about doodhwaale bhai

U: really? Thanks for your tip, Jake. If I had met you before, I would have married of my Dhikri to you.

J: Gopi or Rashi?

@bold - very funny Jake! I would really like to have Chirag and Parag in the hot seat! nobody is giving them any chance to speak.

Originally posted by: shruthi2010

jake no way. it is hilarious. just cant keep myself shut. oh god, how dull the forum will be without you.

Originally posted by: -tellyaddict-

sorry for late comment Jake Bhai...
its hilarious....more than any comedy show.....

please make Rashi and Jigar also on Hot seat .....