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Kools reporting from base : Batatawada in demand in PR .
Yes . I have to write this in pink coz episode hi kuch aisa hai . Guys , guys , Batatawada's hidden sex appeal has come out in the open now . All the mysteries as to how Batatawada lands such cute females r slowly being unravelled . It seems he has a raw sex appeal , even stronger than TDH's , and women fall like flies in honey for him .
We saw Madhuri , the Kudi Punjaban demanding a bachcha from Batatawada today . I want a bachcha from u , she wailed , catching Batatawada's hand and sobbing profusely on it by holding it to her bent forehead . Plzzz Plzz Plzz , don't say no she wept . Will do anything for u .........ANYTHING .
Howz this possible , said a worried Batatawada . He tried to disengage his chubby hand but the dratted female wouldn't let go and clutched it even harder . Really , thought Batatawada , these females ! They won't let a man rest in peace . All I wanna do is business and make money but they hound me for AHEM and BACHCHAS .
Its for Varun's sake wept the Kudi Punjaban . He needs a bone marrow donor and it can ONLY be from his sibling . So u see u MUST sleep with me . Its the only way .
Batatawada looked uncomfortable at the gleam in her eyes . He had no way of knowing if she was LYING just to get him in bed . She had always told him that his chubby roly poly paunch had turned her on like anything .........especially when he wore soccer shorts on a bare chest . Orange , silk ones of course . Much above his knees . Oh well , she had cornered him . Batatawada knew when he was cornered and he sighed .
He spent the night with Kudi Punjaban in a hotel , lying profusely to Vaishu on the phone and tottered [ yes tottered] out in a dazed state , quite unable to drive [ he had to be reminded twice by the watchman] . Its my ovulation day , the Kudi Punjaban had said shaking her tresses with a gleam. SWITCH OFF UR CELL PHONE .
By the time he had tottered home , and tottered outside his bathroom, still in that dazed state [ even the bath cud not stop the wobbliness in his chubby knees] Vaishali had shocked him with so called good news . I AM PREGGERS Vaishu had said , fixing her large brown eyes on him and had fallen in his arms .
He had smiled vacantly . Did this imply more AHEM he wondered , frightened . Coz he had heard , pregnant women often wanted it . Really , thought Batatawada , I have my CAPACITY and LIMITS .Whats going on God , he asked silently ......yesterday was Madhuri's ovulation day and now Vaishu is prego . And next month Madhuri will be . And theres already Varun !
Batatawada wondered if he shud discuss this with TDH . Such an asset that man was , with such a diabolical brain ! He wud advise him perfectly about the provisions in his will for the three kids . Why , thought Batatawada , he may advise me to do NASBANDI . To get OPERATED . Batatawada perked up a little ....just THINKING of TDH had given him this idea . That wud be sooo great . Coz YEH women , they won't leave me . WOH TOH CHORENGI NAHI . Kabhi soccer shorts toh kabhi swim trunks . Just to see that paunch ! Why , they sometimes made him RUN in the bedroom as they lolled on the bed, only to see it wobble and quiver . They found it THAT sexy . And to top it all that hole in his chin . His chubby , dimpled chin .
The rest of the episode was boring . We saw
Arman's Pavitra prem...... .a feeding scene in which Sushant gave the cutest smile in the world
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We saw Manohar wiping his sweat in relief that fyi his Devi daughter REFUSED to come to her maayka as she got a home of her own
We also saw Manohar giving extremely careful , well camoflauged prop taunts to Manju [ Chubby was doing the major taunting] with sneakily khadoos looks at his daughter in law .Had the smoochy hussy been there , she wud have KISSED Manohar on his lips for being this DARING .
We saw Varsha being a spoilt nautanki and shopping at Satish's expense by laying a guilt trip on him . Her latest WHIM was I WANNA LEAVE MY JOB COZ MY HOUSE NEEDS ME . [ She didnt want to leave it for the baby , mind u .} In short , Whimsical Varsha who is slightly crack has .........
1] First just given up job by having affair like an oversmart with a married man
2] Taken an unecessary break for two years
3] Then insisted on a job just when she got pregnant
4] Now wants to give it up when she ISN"T on some faaltu pretext [ for MOHANRAO . NOT FOR THE BABY .}
5] Satish is the best . Muvaa to him .
Kools signing off . All contrary comments welcome . Love ya guys , ENJOY !
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