Rajnikanth's Jokes!!!
1) Once while playing Rajnikanth said 'STATUE' to a person......
Now that person is known as......"STATUE OF LIBERTY".
2)Rajnikanth woke up one day & decided that he should share atleast 0.1% of his Knowledge to World.
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Thus GOOGLE was Born.
3)One day Rajnikanth's Girlfriend died & Rajnikanth cried a lot after her demise.
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Thus Still 70% of Earth is covered with WATER till today.
4)Once Rajnikanth woke up at early morning & yawned.
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Thus OZONE LAYER was created on Earth.
5)Rajnikanth had the habit of climbing New Heights after his Every Release.
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Thus HIMALAYAS were Born.
6) Once some small children were playing cricket in front of Rajnikanth's house.One boy hit the ball so hard & far that it broke Rajnikanth's window glass.
Rajni came out of the house & blessed that boy by advising him that from here onwards he'll play slow cricket.
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Today that Boy is popularly known as RAHUL DRAVID.
7) Rajnikanth @ Sher-o-shayari
"Jin toofano main logon ke aashiyaane udd jaate hain,
Jin toofano main logon ke aashiyaane udd jaate hain,
Unn toofano main hum apni chaddi-baniyan sukhate hain".
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