Lol………now that poor DK is left without his Disha (literally and figuratively) and the catty Pori will kick his butt as soon as he is left penniless, don't you guys think that it is the moral duty of IF girls to come-together and get our Kishen Kanhaiya married and settled happily! Hence I am drafting out a master-plan for DK's Swayamvar / wedding, you guys will have to chip in your bit and volunteer to take up the Wedding Event Management Activities!
Wedding Venue – We have a choice of Kanaka House / Bhosale Residence / Khosla Farms. My choice would be the Khosla Farms, we could put Inder near the entrance gate as a guard, that should keep him occupied for some time and away from Disha!
Canopy / Shaadi waala Tent for the Venue – I heard that Sukanya and Anil have opened a Tent-waalah business, and Suku kaki uses her gaudy nine yard sarees as the tent material. Plus we can have Suku kaki standing near the entrance gate making her funny faces, and people will think that it is some sort of a new decoration material used! Anil can just be perched on the Canopy, so that it won't fall apart or something!
Catering – Gautam and Sanya have been kicked out from the Bhosale house, and have just opened a Dhaba near the Bhosale house (to show them down!) obviously Gautam does the cooking and Sanya just lounges around! But considering Sanya and DK's past fling, she would give a very good discount on the food, dunno what Gomzy will think of that, though?
Groom Couture - DK does have that yellow kurta of his lying with him, that can be reused. I don't think clothes should pose such a problem, we can always steal some from Vedant and give it to DK for further use, afterall Vedant stole his wife, DK is only stealing his clothes.
Personal Grooming for DK - As someone said, you cannot improve upon perfection! But hey, I think this wedding can be an opportunity to do a DK-makeover! We already have the Cucumber face pack with us, any volunteer's to smear it all over DK's lovely face (u will have to excuse the beard, the cucumber pack will get all sticky and stuff when applied on his goatee!)
Music / Band for the Wedding reception – Choti Maa will do the honors. She anyway looks like a rock-star on a run from the local asylum! The only music playing in the Wedding will be, 'Gaargiiiiiii, Gaargiiiiiiiiiii, you are too much…………(repeat a 100 times till the guests run away) Pori will be providing the visual delights, dancing to Gargi's music along with Ved!
Floral Arrangements – Ranu and Anupam will take care of that! Considering the blondy peroxide Indy does no work apart from stalking Disha, poor Ranu will have to take up some work to support her bonny baby, who hopefully should not take after his father!
Take-away Gifts for the Guests - Sum Maa! The person who gives the most expensive gift to DK and his bride, takes away Sum Maa as a present!😃 After all, Maa se badkar is duniya mein aur koi cheez keemati hai kya? Disha and Pori will divide the duty to see to it that Sum Maa remains locked in her room and doesn't run away before the wedding gets over! (Disha can take her revenge from her at this time, most appropriate!)
Security Arrangements – Not that we are expecting any VIPs to come for the wedding, just in case an emotional outburst does not occur, and DK doesn't end up hitting Indy with his support stick (actually he will try to hit Ved, but as usual it will land on Indy's empty head), I propose that we hire Inspector Khan (the guy who had arrested DK) and Taj to monitor the arrangements on the Wedding day! Indy of course is already placed near the entrance gate!
Please contact Ms. Chilly Tent-wallah for further details and also volunteer your names for the different activities. Quick, Quick, time is running out, we have to get DK married before Disha can marry Vedant, that way DK can reply to Disha's 3 slap in just One-Go!!!
Cheers,
Chilly
Tum Se Tum Tak
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
