Bollywood University 101...Time For a Refresher?

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Posted: 14 years ago
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😃😃😃 OK, I am calling out to all of you in this forum. Do you want to make a difference or not? So, listen up! Bollywood is in a very bad state of affairs. Bad scripts, flop movies, and uninspiring acting are going around. It is time for a change!!! So, I am opening up the first university for Bollywood and who do you think needs to enroll in the next 101 course? Classes are starting soon! We will have the following issues which need to be addressed as soon as possible:
- How to get rid of the bad scripts
- What to do to prevent a flop film
- Acting and dialogue delivery refreshers
Directors, actors, actresses, the whole industry is invited to take these classes! It is your mission to identify the Bollywood culprits who need to get their act together and improve the industry once and for all!

Come on, we need your help! What are you going to do about it? Don't just sit there! Let's make Bollywood University 101 up and running! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
👏👏👏
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Posted: 14 years ago
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-How to get rid of bad scripts...

Kjo darling - whats with all ur stupid wannabie movies...IHLS, Dostana, WAF....pure crap
Aditya chopra....W*F were LCMD, TRRP, TPTM, Tashan, DBH and many other monstorities from YRF??

-What to do to prevent a flop film
my dear sweet abhisehk bachan....the guy has 3 hits to his credit...Dostana, Guru and Bunty aur Babli....and hes been here since when??...right ...the year 2000...

-Acting and dialogue delivery measures
Abhishek bachan - Honey, go watch the tamil version of raavan to see how a character like Beera is played, and also to see where u went terribly wrong with ur portrayal.

Deepika - the dialoge deliverly in her own words from LAK, "makes me feel like PUKKINNGGG"...

Sonam - Enough with the loveliness and fashion statements....How abt learning how to say a dialogue rite and not luk like ur blurting mugged up lines??

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: smarie pants

-How to get rid of bad scripts...


Kjo darling - whats with all ur stupid wannabie movies...IHLS, Dostana, WAF....pure crap
Aditya chopra....W*F were LCMD, TRRP, TPTM, Tashan, DBH and many other monstorities from YRF??

-What to do to prevent a flop film
my dear sweet abhisehk bachan....the guy has 3 hits to his credit...Dostana, Guru and Bunty aur Babli....and hes been here since when??...right ...the year 2000...

-Acting and dialogue delivery measures
Abhishek bachan - Honey, go watch the tamil version of raavan to see how a character like Beera is played, and also to see where u went terribly wrong with ur portrayal.

Deepika - the dialoge deliverly in her own words from LAK, "makes me feel like PUKKINNGGG"...

Sonam - Enough with the loveliness and fashion statements....How abt learning how to say a dialogue rite and not luk like ur blurting mugged up lines??

Excellent! 😉 But, what will you do to reinforce these concerns? Will you teach the classes yourself? Do you need assistance? Let's do whatever it takes! 👏👏👏
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Jr AB can be taught by Vikram and Senior AB

Kjo and Adi can be sent to take classes from the Dabangg director because he can show them that "u can make a blockbuster without having phoeren locations and manish malhotra costumes"...

Deepu can go to Konkona, and maybe sonam can go to vidya for lessons in dialogue delivery.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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- How to get rid of the bad scripts

Get rid of Karan Johar have everyone take their script to Aamir let him decide which films should be made or not


- What to do to prevent a flop film


Be very original no need to copy hollywood films originality creativity something different please.

Karan needs to stop going to the US to find his next film that will save us a lot of torture

- Acting and dialogue delivery refreshers


The young stars are the future so Sonam & Katrina needs to get to work

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Posted: 14 years ago
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How to get rid of the bad scripts
Does somebody even read the scripts. Looking at some of the recent debacles, does'nt look like anyone is reading it. 🥱
What to do to prevent a flop film
Get hold of Aamir Khan. If he cannot act in it atleast get him involved some way or the other. He is the man with the midas touch.👍🏼
Or just get Katrina Kaif. One Sheila ki Jawani is enough to get the crowds in and get the cash registers rolling.
Acting and dialogue delivery refreshers
Who looks at acting and dialogue delivery. All you need is a right face at the right time with right connections.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: MissIffiy

- How to get rid of the bad scripts

Get rid of Karan Johar have everyone take their script to Aamir let him decide which films should be made or not


- What to do to prevent a flop film


Be very original no need to copy hollywood films originality creativity something different please.

Karan needs to stop going to the US to find his next film that will save us a lot of torture

- Acting and dialogue delivery refreshers


The young stars are the future so Sonam & Katrina needs to get to work

I love your advice highlighted in blue the most! 100% accurate. But Aamir is a very busy guy. If he can't review all the scripts, who should be his backup? Another question for you to think about. 😛
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: eroticlover

I love your advice highlighted in blue the most! 100% accurate. But Aamir is a very busy guy. If he can't review all the scripts, who should be his backup? Another question for you to think about. 😛


the guy does one film a year what keeps him busy?? Oh yeah he works on that one film to make sure its perfect which some people in Bollywood should considering doing then popping out crap without any quality.

If not aamir then me 😛

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: MissIffiy


the guy does one film a year what keeps him busy?? Oh yeah he works on that one film to make sure its perfect which some people in Bollywood should considering doing then popping out crap without any quality.

If not aamir then me 😛

Do you need some assistance or will you have it under control? ⭐️
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Book me a ticket to India & give me a year I will turn it all around for ya 😉

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