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On the couch ..sorry in the kitchen with Khanak---
Sorry dears, tried hard to get her on the couch with Shaan but couldn't....she was with her Thakurji!...That's alright, when the cat's away the mice will play!! ( Us/me)๐
So after some lovey dovey..resuscitation with Shaan ( he did CPR on ME!!...)..๐คข๐ณ๐ณ๐๐คฌ
I put him to sleep and went in search of Khanak!!...its after midnight!!..in the Khandelwal house....!! Haiii I miss him already!!๐ณ... ( Shaan are U sure you want Khanak and Khanak Only??..)๐ณ๐๐
I go to the kitchen..where else wud she go..shayad preparing for kal ka breakfast..maybe I shud invite myself..never say no to free food or hot guys!!!..๐๐๐
Its dark in the kitchen, but then I see her sitting behind the range, with a small candle for light..talking to the Belan!!๐
Me ( Sincere RBO F rep!): ( lets eavesdrop.. shayad koi clue mil jaaye..)
Kh:( addressing belan), Shaantanu..aap kitne acche hain..jo mein kehti hoon aap karte hain..magar is baar meine apna Pramis nahin nibhaya..sabke samne ILU bolne ka...
Belan ( pretend Sh): nods..๐
Kh: par mein nahin bol sakti..sabke saamne..nahin bol sakti..yeh Ekant mein kehna ki baat hai..๐ก
Loud Craash...some bartan gira!!..OOOps!! Khanak throws her belan at me, her aims good..but I've had some practise dodging rotten tomatoes, I escape!!..TG!!๐
Kh: Kaun hai wahan?? ( points her finger..Khanak style), dekho, mein Dhulwadi se hoon, mujhe koi bhoot se dar nahin lagta!!..
Me ( SRFR):(thinks.. Does that mean there are lot of bhoots in Dhulwadi, need to stay away from there!!)..Nahin, Khanak, mein bhoot nahin, RBO f member hoon, unki sabse sincere and 'bholi' member..U know hum tumhare fans hain..bahut bade pankhe!! ( thanks Ash!)..๐
Kh: ( smiling sweetly), ooh aap yahaan, Kaise! Mein bahut khush hoon..aap hamare hausla badhate hain!..
Me: ( Want to say..Jeeti raho! but stopped myself on time.๐), Wo Shaan ke saath aa gayi thi ( uski bahon mein jo faint ho gayi!!) Tumse thodi baatein karni thi..
Kh: Kaisi baaten, baithiye, kuch khayengi??...
Me: Nooo, thanks, Sirf Ek Glass thanda Paani!!!...yahaan bahut garmi hai..
Kh: zaroor ( offers me the glass), mujhe to nahin lag raha, AC to full on hai..
Me: ( You were not on the couch with Shaan..then how will you know?๐๐ณ), pata nahin, kabhi thandi, kabhi garmi..mujhe ye beemari hai!!
Me: Anyways, coming to the point!! SR ke liye ready ho naa!!....
Kh: SR..woh kya hota hai..? ( puzzled..)
Me: OOps sorry, hum sab kuch short form mein bolte hain, tumhari Bai ki bhi yahi Problem hai!! SR meaning Suhaag Raat!!..
Kh: ( blushing..)..aap bhi naa..bade woh ho!!...Meine to ab tak ILU hi nahin kaha..
Me: To kya hua..Friday to Shaan ne kaha tha ki ILU ki zaroorat nahin hai..
Kh: Haan unhone kaha tha..magar CVs to keh rahe hain ki bolna hi padega..uske liya aur thode epis ho jayenge..U know show ab 6 days ka ho gaya hai!!..( sadly..)
Me: ( surprised..), iska matlab tum bhi SR ke liye ready ho?..
Kh: ( tossing her hair with confidence)..haan kabse ready hoon, jabse mein ghar wapas aayi hoon, mere Dhulwadi mein yeh sab Shaadi ki raat ko hi ho jaata hai!!...Shaan hi kuch sharma rahe hain...๐๐ณ
Me: ( laughing, I knew that!!)..to yeh ek simple si misunderstanding hai..jiske liye hum itne pareShaan the..!! ( RBO forum members tho almost Paagal ho gaye hain, if you read our posts, you'll know!!๐ณ๐๐)
Kh: ( looking down, fluttering eyes), hamari koi galti nahin hai, hum kab ka intezaar kar rahe hain..ke kab Shaan...haiii!! Jadibootiyan aur badam ka doodh bhi taiyaar hai!!๐
Me: ( don't look at me like that, reserve it for Shaan babes!๐ณ).. Aur hum samajh rahe the ki tum bahut bholi ho....goan mein log practical hote hain..shahar mein nahin.! Hamari ek advise hai..forget the CVs! Tum dono SR karne mein jut jao!! Hum help karenge..We have a lot of so called experts on SR in our Forum!! Me included..( blushes and sighs..๐ณ๐.), ..Bus date decide karke hamein phone kar dena,..we'll come running or flying as the case may be!!...And If You don't!!....Shaan ko hum kidnap kar lenge!! uske Couch ke saath!!!....๐ก๐ณ๐๐
Next edition...On the BEAN BAG with Shaan!!!...๐ณ๐๐