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BatameezDil

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Posted: 15 years ago

This thread is for All True Maan lovers
Here you can Discuss everything ,you can do mann maaniyan,discuss about show and characters in a light n peaceful atmosphere...😊
Serious nahi hone ka😆 mast jeenay ka 😉

⭐️IMPORTANT⭐️

No offense, but if you like bashing Maan/GC, stay away from this thread ...😡 Don't spoil our mood..hmmm samjhe😡

❤️Haan Main Maan Sher Khurana Ki Deewani Hoon❤️
😃Maan ki deewanio dil khol ke bolo 😃
🤗Haan Main Maan Ki Deewani Hun🤗
Maan Sher khurana is the Secrete of Our energy😉

⭐️Sher's Angels⭐️

jalparii_h2o (nigi)

Rituparnaa (ritu)

maaneetrocks (savi)

Sona_rai

angelina285
anju77777 (Anju)
maanmeet1
premkideewani (mish)

⭐️Funny OS⭐️
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/35561990

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/35562024

⭐️PIX & VIDs⭐️
SBB 2nd November Vid HQ
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/35594238
SBB 2nd November Pix
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/35595456
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/35607055

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Posted: 15 years ago

Gurmeet Interviews

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BatameezDil

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Posted: 15 years ago

VM

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BatameezDil

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Posted: 15 years ago

⭐️FUNNY OS⭐️

Kahani Ek Shirt Ki
main ek shirt hun...je haan sahi pehchana apne maan sir ki shirt 😉
aaj mai aap sab se apna dukh share karna chahti hun...😭
koi kehta hai Geet ki ghalati hai........😕
koi kehta hai Maan ki ghalti hai.........
aray koi mera bhi to socho akhir meri kya ghalti hai ??😭😛
shuru din se Maan Sir ne mere sath aisa saluk kiya jese ke Cinderella ki step mother ne Cinderella ke sath kiya 😭
hamesha mujhe utar phenkne ke chakar mai hote hain...☺️
jab jab unko moqa mila mujhe khud se juda kar dala.....😳
aik mai he to wo khush naseeb hun jo Maan SIR ke etne kareeb rahi hamesha 😳☺️
yeh aur baat ke mai ziyada dair tikti nahi unke pas 😛🤣
lekin aaj to had he ho gai bai....😭
Maan to Maan aj to geet ne bhi meri dhajiyan urra di...haye rabba yeh din bhi dekhna tha 😭
kuch din pehle hill top pe etna maza aya tha maan sir ke sath...ek dum mast hawa chal rahi thi...maan sir to aaaaaaaaaaaan kar rahe te aur mai gunguna rahi thi
yeh mosam yeh mast nazaray ,pyar karo to in se karo🥳
oo ni mai udi udi jawan hawa de naal

lekin aaj to mujh pe sitam ka pahaar toot para 😔

na koi umang hai na koi tarang hai....
meri zindagi hai kyaa aik kati patang hai......😭

bairi piya bara bedardi...haye 😭

BOHUT NA-INSAAFI HAI RE🤢

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Mujhe To Laga Tha Tum.....!!!!

Geet : aap he ne kaha tha na apki zindagi ko meri adaat ho gai hai😕
Maan : haan wo magar nayi nayi adaat hai, adaat badlte konsi dair lagti hai
Geet: abi mera dialogue khatam nahi hoa 😡
Maan: oh acha 😛
Geet: haan to mai keh rahi thi ke har rah har morr pe aap mera sath den ge😭,,,to aap meri baat sunen........

Maan: bas Geet 😡 bohot ho gaya,bardasht ki bhi had hoti hai😡... meri shirt choro isstri kharab ho jaye gi 🤣🤪

Geet : kar lo gal...idhar meri love story kharab ho rahi hai..inko apni shirt ki pari hai...hai baba ji 😔
Geet crying: mai koi istri kharab nahi kar rahi 😭 mai koi istri khrab nahi kar rahi
Maan:
(Geet ne Maan ki shirt ke saray button urra diye aik he jhatkay mai...dhan tan nan 😲)

Geet : hum etne zalim hargiz na te...par hum ye kiye bina reh na sake 😳
Shirt: hum ko mili uski saza...hum jo khata kar na sake 😭😭
Maan: Geeeeeeeeeet....tumne ye kya kar dala meri shirt ka
Geet: mujhe yeh karna he para Sir...aap to shirt utarne ke mood mai te nahi...wese bhi etne din ho gaye,last friday ko apne shirt open ki ti aaj phir friday hai😳 Kit Kat break to banta hai na sir

Maan: geet kabi to kuch soch liya karo...maine kal he bathroom mai shirt utar phenki thi...tumne aaj mera garybaan phir se chaak kar diya

Geet: Sir ye aap kaise baaten karte hain ☺️mai kya etni besharam deeda hawai larki lagti hun apko ke bathroom mai bhi apko check karti😳...hai baba ji ...kya ho gaya hai inko😕

Maan: Geet aik baat to batao ye forum mai kuch log mujhe galiyan kyun de rahe bhala?
Geet: sir jane den inko...maa kehti thi JO KEHTA HAI WOHI KHUD HOTA HAI🤣
Maan: acha tum kuch bata rahi thi na
Geet : mai keh rahi thi ke akhir kya ghalti hai meri.........
Maan's shirt: ghalti to meri bhi nahi thi phir........😭
Geet: tum chup karo samjhi , aik aur shabdh nai bas 😡
Shirt: shhhhhh🤬
Geet: es mai meri kya ghalti ke mere parivar walo ne meri shadi aik chachondar se kar di... maine usau mann se apna maan liya

Maan: yikes..geet tumne chachondar ko 🤢
Geet: bhagwaan se bhi ziyada un pe vishwaas kiya
Maan : had hoti hai bai ...toba toba ..chachondar 🤢
Geet: sab ne kaha chachondar tujhe shadi kar ke canada le jaye ga😭
Maan: lekin geet plane mai to chachondar allowed nahi 😲
Geet: mujhe kya pata tha ye, pata to tab chala jab wo airport pe mujhe chor ke bhaag gaya
Maan: haan na wohi to mai bhi soch raha tha😛
Geet: is mai kya meri ghalti thi??
Maan's shirt: shhhhhhh 🤬😭
Maan: Geet mujhe to laga tumhara taste bohot acha hai larkon ke mamlay mai😎 lekin tumne chachondar ko pehle bhugtaya hai 🥺
Geet: jab tala hota hai to chabi bhi hoti hai...aur chabi ho to talay ko khola bhi ja sakta hai...aur jab tala khul jaye to darwaza bhi khul jata hai...es liye mai ja rahi hun 😕
Maan: haiyeeen kya matlab??🤪

(Geet urran cho ho gai...maan bhagta howa adi ke pas ja raha hai...maan ki shirt hawa ke sang lehra rahi bal kha rahi hai)

Maan: adi mujhe batao geet kahan hai?
Adi: sir choren na plzzz...kuch kuch hota hai😳
Maan: Adi tumhe kuch kuch ho rha yeh mere sath pata nahi kya kuch ho raha .jaldi batao geet kahan hai😡
Adi: aise na mujhe tum dekho seenay se laga lon ga...dil maai chupa lon ga tum ko.....🤬😳
sir wo aaj maine yeh dosti hum nahi choren ge Tonic piya tha, es liye mai apko nahi bata sakta geet kahan hai
Maan: adiii
Adi: sir aap aise mera naam len ge to kaise chalay ga☺️
Maan: to batao na adi,geet kahan hai??
Adi: sir wo ghar gai hai boriya bistar lene ,delhi chor ke ja rahi hai

(Maan shirt lehrata ghar pohnch jata hai🤣)

Maan: Geet. geet...meri baat suno
Geet pinky se: pinky mai ja rahi hun acha mera pata mat batana sir ko tujhe meri qasam

(Geet window se jump laga ke bhaag jati hai🤣 power puff girl geet 😆)

Maan: pinky batao geet kahan hai
Pinky: sir aaj maine bhi yeh dosti hum nahi choren ge syrup piya tha 😕 mujhe qasam bhi di geet ne, nahi batu ge
Maan: pinky chalo aik game khelte hain
Pinky: wow sir konsi game
Maan: tum mujhe song ga ke batana ke geet kahan gai, mujhe hint mil jaye ga tumri qasam bhi nahi tootay gi
Pinky: sir aap kitne intelligent hain... ok sir 1,2,3.... chal chaiyaan chaiyaan chaiyaan chaiyaan chal chaiyaan
Maan: geet mai aa raha hun... train pe akeli tum chal chaiyaan nahi kar sakti mere bina...mai to shirt utar ke chal chaiyaan karu ga...sab SRK ko bhool jayen ge,,, mai aa raha hun geet.......

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DIL KI BAAT KEH DO....

after the phenomenal success of
🥳yeah Dosti Hum nahi choden ge TONIC🥳
we are introducing now chocolate flavor
dil ki baat keh do TONIC
our two volunteers are........Maan & Geet😆
pila diya jaye inko ye tonic..ha ha ha

Geet : hai baba ji kaise batun..😕

Maan : Geet mou se batao 🤣

Geet: kabi aapne bhi mou se phota hai jo mujhse sunna chahte hain 😔

Maan: Maan Sher Khurana hamesha apni Mann Maani karta hai..samjhi tum

Geet: haan apni mann maani kar ke apna sa mou le ke reh jata hai ...🤣

Maan: Geeeeeeeeeet 😡

Geet: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan 😡

dil ki baat keh do TONIC kaam karna start kar deta hai...

Maan: haan jaan ❤️😍

Geet: chal hat beimaan 😳☺️

Maan: mai tere kurbaan ❤️ 🤣

Geet: mat karen pareshaan 😳

Maan: karun ga , kya kar lo gi ...haan?

Geet: karun gi nahi iss bar kahun gi...I love You Maan 🤗

wow friends dekha aapne dil ki baat keh do tonic ka kamal 🤣

to Dadi ho jao ready
Geet aur Maan ho gaye raazi
ab ho jaye unki shadi vadi

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BatameezDil

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Posted: 15 years ago

Naani Geet

(maan hospital se geet ko ghar bhej deta hai dadi maa ka bahana bana ke😛)
Maan: Geet ki roti shakal pe smile laane ke liye mujhe kuch karna chaye😕...aur es ke liye tom & jerry ki DVD se acha tuhfa aur koi nahi ho sakta...🤡🤣
(tweety bhaiya samne se soch mai gum howe aa rahe hain🤔)
tweety: in bachon ne to mera jeena haraam kar diya...mana ke tweety hun par inka to chachu hun😛...koi izzat he nahi hai yar 😆😛

Maan: lekin us DVD ke sath note kya bhejun😕..but zaruri thodi na hai kuch likh ke bheja jaye...DVD dekhte he wo samjh jaye gi kisne bheja hai.....
Tweety: bas aik bar mujhe Geet mil jaye to...oho Maan Sher khurrana 😲yahan matlab ab Geet bhi mil jaye gi mujhe...😎
Maan on phone: wo mujhe kuch DVD chaye Tom & jerry ki....
Tweety: aray T&J DVD ki kya zarurat hai
Maan:😡
Tweety: relax ...kya hai ke usko T&J pasand nai aye ga... jab tweety aap ke samne hai to kisi aur ki kya zarurat🤣🤣...wese how sweet na apni Gf ke naani banne pe aap usko gift bhej rahe ho😛
Maan: kyaaaaaaaa naani...kon naani, kis ki naani?? 😲😡
Tweety: hehe..wo kya hai ke Geet mere bachon ke naani banne ke liye razi ho gai hai.......😎
Maan: kyaaa😲😲..tum kon ?? 😡
Tweety: im tweety bhaiya...naam to suna hoga🤡
Maan:nahi mai cartoon network nahi dekhta😳.......🤣🤣
Tweety: aray yar jis ke liye tum DVD mangwa rahe ho na T&J ki wo ab mere bachon ki naani banne wali hai,wo janti hai mujhe😉...wo hai kahan geet??😕
Maan:bas aik aur shabdh nahi😡...lagta hai tumhe tumhari nani yad dilani pade gi...😡
Tweety: nai batana to mat batao....darate kyun ho yar😭...chal yar tweety bhaag le warna khaair nahi😕
(tweety maan ke tayvar dekh ke bhag gaya)

Maan:Geet Maan Sher khurana ki mangetar aur naani kisi aur ke bachon ki banne ja rahi...aisa ho nahi sakta...hargiz nahi....mai aa raha hun geet

(Maan ghar ata hai magar geet kaahin dikhai nahi de rahi)
Maan: Geet kahan ho tum...Geet
(Geet oper se tanka jhanki karti hai😛....Get aankehn pat pata ke bhag jati hai🤣..Maan uske peche jata hai aur usko Geet ke room mai letter milta hai)
Maan reading letter:
jab na mana dil deewana
kalam utha ke jaan e jana
khat maine tere naam likha
haal e dil tamam likha
Maan:

idhar mehfil mai humse nazar larana😳
udhar ghair ko dekh ke muskurana😡
yeah bhaingi nazar ka na ho karnama😛
kahen pe nigahen kahen pe nishana😉
🤣🤣🤣
Maan: haiyeen😲 ...bhaingi nazar ...Geeet😡😡

pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo Maan ke😳
adha piya aur adha chod diya😭
yeah pyar hai pyar, na ke VIM bar
jo thoda sa lagaya aur kaam ho gaya😉
🤣🤣🤣
Maan: yeah ladki mujhe pagal kar ke choday gi...haan

dabay mai daba , dabay mai khargosh😛
nana ne aankh mari , nani behoash😉
🤣🤣🤣

Maan: naani aur ab nana bhi😡...zarur mangni ke din kuch howa hai jo Geet naani banna chahti hai 😕

dharti se asmaan tak , asmaan se dharti tak😍
dharti se asmaan tak , asmaan se dharti tak😍
bas hawa he hawa hai........🤣🤣🤣
aur yeah hawa terrece pe bhi chalti hai..........😳

Maan: iska matlab to yehi hai geet terrece pe milay gi😛🤣
(Maan terrece ki taraf jata hai...Geet Maan ko dekh ke parday ke peche chup jati hai)
Geet: aaj tak aapne mere liye bohot kuch kiya😳...aaj pehli bar mai aapke liye kuch karne ja rahi hun🤗
Maan: Geet es waqt mera badnaami ka mood nahi ..bahar aao 😉🤣
Geet: aaj aik choti si ghazal maine aap ke liye likhi hai😳
Maan: kya ghazal...Geet mujhe tumse aik baat karni hai bahar aao
Geet: aur mujhe aapko yeah ghazal sunani hai...haan 😳🤣

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.😳
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.☺️
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?🤣🤣

Maine poocha chand se'😳
Kabhi dekha hai mere Maan sa haseen'..🤗
Chand bola'....

Maan: bas Geet bohot ho gaya bahar aao abi ke abi😡
Geet: dusht danav 😭😭

P.S : no offense intended 😳 its written just 4 fun 😊

Edited by jalparii_h2o - 15 years ago