Oh My insanity- Love Game...hasana mana hai

My Insanity: Oye! Oye! Brainy.....Get up It's 9:30......they are back.😲

My Brain: You shot me yesterday; Remember......I am dead now.😭

My Insanity: Oh! My dear Briany.....Please come back...( CPR ...mouth to mouth resuscitation)....Come back I need to show you this....😲

My Brain: Huff...Huff...U revived me. First you killed me now you revived me.....Are you insane?😲😡

My Inanity: Yup...my sweeti pie...I have learned this trick from CV first she kills us and then revives us...wink.. wink.😉😉

My Brain: Okay! So where are we...manali ke uppar mall main...hey hey hey.😆😆

My Insanity: open your eyes, you fool!...we are inside a local market...don't think my CV is so dumb. 😡

My Brain: (smile coyly) Sorry! Actually I lost my specs yesterday....but what's happening here...Hainnnn...ye lo ji...yahaan toh cock fight start ho gayee. I thought they are love bird cuckooing for each other what is this.....they suddenly turned into murga and murgi?😲😆😆😆

My Insanity: Hey Babaji....Murga & Murgi playing lawn tennis?😭😲😆😆

Maan: 'Kahin main banti aur Babli ke beech main toh nahin aa gaya?' (First service)😡

My Brain: Ouch!.....That was a really hard service Maan. Bechhari Geet ka dil toh pehale se hi zakhami hai. Maan that was so immature. Your Geet has just recovered from bruises Dev gave to her...How can you tease her about Bunty????.😲

Geet: "...Haan karni hai.....aur waise bhi main toh aapki jhooti mangetar hoon."😡

My Insanity: That was very rude Geet😭😭😲Look at my poor Maan...he is shocked and so am I.

My Brain: ha ..Ha..Ha...The hard you serve, the harder you get.....Good return........Dati raho maidaan main...Ha..ha..ha..Maan beta tumhaari opponent Geet hai...meri champian murgi.🤣

Maan: "Main tumhaare liye sab se ladta rahata hoon aur tum mujhe hi tewar dikha rahi ho!" (Second service)

My Insanity: ''Yeah fight back...my boy..........."🤣

Geet: "Aap jo bhi kar rahe hai apane liye kar rahe hain mere liye nahin ...👏👏.....You treat me like a remote control car...what's your problem?"

My Brain: Well saved my girl...You win the point. Love -15🤣👏

Maan: What!!! (shocked)😲

My Insanity: Geeeeeeet...that was a fault...😡..Hey listen to me umpire ji yeh to fault hain.......josh main hosh mat kho...😡.

My Brain: Ha...Ha...Ha..Chillo Chillo aur Chillao.🤣.... koi nahin sunnewaala.🤣

My Insanity: ...aha...my Maan don't be so shocked..😭..she is loosing it...you hit hard at the next serve.

Maan: (fuming)" Jao aur jaake us Bunti se mangni....nahin shaadi hi kar lo...."👏

My insanity: Wow! My murga showing his spur.....15 -15🤣👏

Maan: ".....Main apni jindagi akele ji sakta hoon..." 👏👏

My Insanity: Kya Ace mara hai. Maan....My champion...serve another ace and the game is yours. 30 -15👏🤣

My Brain: Oh! no they are leaving the court....Please....Please don't leave the game in the middle...Abhi toh maza aana shuru hi hua tha...😲😡

My Insanity: Mera funda kehata hai ....Love is like elastic...the more it is stretched the faster it contracts....😉😉

My Brain: That we will see Ms insane philosopher... game abhi baaki hai.😕😕

My Insanity:....Game nahin collision abhi baaki hai..😉😉.🤣.

Maan comes back looking for Geet.

My Brain: Maan beta bahut jaldi apni galti realize ho gayee...

My Insanity: Ace...Ace Maan where is your Ace ball? 😲It's Game point.

My Brain: Ha..Ha..Ha...Keep looking boy.....akal aa gayee thikane? Dar gaya ha ha ha.🤣

My Insanity: Dar mat puttar......Dar ke aage toh Jeet hai....Maan Ace maaro saamne Geet hai.⭐️🤣

My Brain: Ha..ha..Ha Geet jerked his hand...first the cock fight now the wrist fight.

My Insanity: Dekha my murga is so strong....he..he..he murgi thinks she can fight with my Ti chi champion..Arey Murgi ! my murga can break tables with his fists..and you think you can counter him with your wrist...Ha ha aha..Be careful murgi teri kalaiyoon main moch na aa jaaye .....wah! wah! What a rally! My murga is too strong. Murgi beta you should not dare....you stand no where.🤣

My Brain: Arey! She is not standing anymore...your murga is carrying her in his arms.😲

My Insanity: That's my unbeatable Maan. That's 40-15 and the game goes to Maan Singh Kurana..🤣...

Maan and Geet inside the abandoned house.

My Brain: Yeh kya hua ji... bina bharish ke hi bheeg gayee?😲

My Insanity: She is ice wet you fool....

My brain: Hainnn ji woh kya hota hai ? I am a bit confused..yeh Maan shirt kyon utar raha hai? What has he got in his mind...😲😕

My insanity: Now act like Geet...you stupid....He is giving his shirt to Geet lest she catches cold.😡

My Brain: Oh! Now I understand the significance of noodle straps....ha..ha...ha🤣

My Insanity: If you utter a single word after these I will strangle you with same noodle straps.

Maan: "Badal lo nahin toh badal doonga"

My Brain: Yaar yeh bata...yeh Geet ko hi kapade kyon badalne hote hainn...Maan toh waise hi khada khada sookh jaata hai....🤣

My Insanity: kyon ki Geet preggy hai....yaad aaya....use thand lag gayee toh?

My Brain: Toh yaar fire ke saamane bhaitha do sookh bhi jaayegi aur garam bhi...ha..ha..ha..kapade kyon...............Arey! yeh kya same shirt hai...lagta toh nahin..aur yeh loongi kahan se aaye?..curtain!!!🤣

My Insanity: Shut up or I will roast you in that fire.😡

My Brain:....zahemat mat uthaeye meri deewangi....this next seen is putting me on fire....

My insanity: ..................😊 (eyes popping out...dumb struck...)

My Brain: Bolo Bolo kuch toh bolo...

My insanity : Don't you nudge me....Dekhne de!😡

My Brain: Suno toh...

My insanity: Chal hata sawan ki ghata......😡

My Insanity: Well served Maan! Bravo.

My Brain: What the hell Maan thinks he is doing....seducing my girl.😡😲

My Insanity: This is not seduction darling...This is love in action.🤣

My Insanity: (to Geet) Bachana ai hassena le Maan aa gaya..🤣.

My Brain: Geet Navratan Tel laga aur dimag thanda rakh........Bach ke to rahana re bach ke toh rehana ..nahin duja mauka milega...Sambhalana..😲.

My Insanity: ...yeh hai Maan Khurana..tojhe kar hi dega ...khallas Ha..ha..ha...Khallas🤣🤣

My Brain: I object...I object..this is a direct assault on her senses...oh! My poor Geet.😲😲😲

My Insanity: I say chap...she needs an earthquake to comeback to her senses and realize the fire hidden under the depths of her heart....Hone de khallas.... 🤣🤣

My brain: Don't give up! Geet mere cells kahain....sabhi dishao se aa rahi hain sada suno...wake up Geet.....Aise laite mat raho...wake up!😭😭

Maan: "Yeh nazdeekiyaan humhare liye jhoot se alag nahin."👏

My Insanity: Yeh maara!.......Now this is what I call a perfect👏👏 Ace...Maan dear....game is yours...40 -15.⭐️🤣🤗

My Insanity: Tan tana tan tan tana tan ra ra...... Tan tana tan tan tana tan ra ra......🥳

Raat ke dhai baje koi shehnai baje,
Dil ka bazaar laga, dhilak ta pai baje
Chauki chauke chauke se, khoye khoye se hum,
Aankhein doobi doobi se, soye soye se hum,
Dil ne kaisi durgat ki hai, pehli baat mohabbat ki hai,
Aji aakhiri baar mohabbat ki hai,
Arey pehli baat mohabbat ki hai, aakhiri baar mohabbat ki hai,
Jaan hatheli upar le li, jaanu kaisi harqat ki hai,
Aji pehli baat mohabbat ki hai, aakhiri baar mohabbat ki hai…

My Brain: why are you celebrating....Oye abhi Geet haari nahin hai....

My Insanity :Okey teri Geet ke liya gaati hoon...

Ishq mein jalte hue, saans tezaabi lage,
Raaz khulta hi nahi, koi to chaabhi lage
chikne chikne lachche hai, reshmi se fande,
Chupdi chupdi baaton mein bhole bhaale bande,
Tanhai mein fursat di hai,
Arey pehli baar mohabbat…ki hai,
Aakhiri baar mohabbat ki hai🥳

My Brain: Geet ke dil ki chaabi...pur chaabi toh Maan ke dil ki thi na...ulti seedhe harkate toh Maan karat hai Geet nahin...

My Insanity: Kaun kambakht kahta hai Maan galti karta hai...woh toh Geet ke saamne apne aap ho jaati hain....

Raat kuch aisa hua, jaisa hota to nahi,
Thaam ke rakkha mujhe, mein bhi khota to nahi,
Ek latt suljhane mein saari raat guzaari hai,
Chaand ki gathri, sar pe le li aapne kaisi zehmat di hai,

Arey pehli baar mohabbat ki hai, aakhiri baar mohabbat ki hai,
Hmm pehli baar mohabbat…ki hai, aakhiri baar mohabbat ki hai,
Ta ta na na na na…
Ta ta na na na na…

🤣 munda maan won d game...........no doubt abt it.........ur post is awesome and really very funny.............enjoyed it.........

maan was not wet coz wo itna HOT hai ki pani ya ice jo bhi gire sukh jata hai..........😉

Originally posted by: maanmeet1

🤣 munda maan won d game...........no doubt abt it.........ur post is awesome and really very funny.............enjoyed it.........

maan was not wet coz wo itna HOT hai ki pani ya ice jo bhi gire sukh jata hai..........😉

OMG OMG OMG thats Fabulous Dear..............

hey white loving the lawn tennis game played by maaneet ...😆

U r sooooo god damn funny... Too good, awesome... Pls do the same for today's episode too.. This was the best line "Maan toh waise hi khada khada sookh jaata hai...."... U c my munda Maan is very very HOT, so woh khade-khade hi sookh jata hai....

Thanks dew I really enjoyed your comments...

Yes i read the post about 5yrs old...that was very cute...If they will bring out Maan's doll I bet we will be able to save indian economy.....it will hit the charts all over the world....😆😆

Originally posted by: whitepearl

That was awesome...Paani apne aap sookh jaata hain.........Agli bar dhayaan se soonoji...jab paani maan pe pdta hai toh kya Channnnn.... se awaz bhi aati hai>

Originally posted by: whitepearl

Thanks dew I really enjoyed your comments...

Yes i read the post about 5yrs old...that was very cute...If they will bring out Maan's doll I bet we will be able to save indian economy.....it will hit the charts all over the world....😆😆

@ Swati....I agree..Maan is too hot....After marriage Geet won't need a hot plate to cook food.....🤣