Seeing Manav's angry young man attitude and ArMan's out of the world Pavitra Rishta, Jaywant is very much doubtful about a successful marriage with Archana. Nevertheless, he is pretty excited about getting a damn hot looking girl as his wife. He is planning for the Suhaag Raat but he is disturbed to such an extent that he is day- dreaming of his SR in the office itself.
Jaywant enters the room. Archu is sitting on the bed. Jaywant can't control and jumps to the bed. But Archu is having tears in her eyes.
Jay- kya darling aaj ke din ro rahi ho..bas rona dhona band karo shuru ho jate hain…
Archana- (silent)
Jay- kuch bologi nahi babes? (attempts to touch her)
Manav- saale touch mat karna
Jay-manav tum..
Manav- maine isi room pe tha .khidki se aaya hun...tu hawas ka shikar hai is liye tujhe kuch dikhayi nahin deta..aisi pavitra ladki ko haath lagane se pehle chullu bhar paani mein dub kyun nahin gaya?
Jay- Archu yeh Manav yahan kya kar raha hai
Archana- hamara pavitra rishta hai ji yeh to mere sath hamesha rehte hain.
Jay-manav tum bahar chale jao
Manav- kamine aisa kya karne ka socha hai tune archana ke sath jo mere saamne nahi kar sakta
Jay- main apni patni ke sath jo karun tumhe kya
Manav- jyada unchi awaz ki na to ek haath kaat ke doosre haath mein de dunga..bhul gaya Prakash ki kya dhulai ki thi maine
Archana-Jay aap so jao na..kyun tension lete ho….
Jay-matlab..suhaag raat ke din main apni biwi ko akele chhod ke so jaun?
Manav- abe ujde hue chaman, Archana mere sath hai tu so jaa..
Archana- aur jaywant ji mujhe baar baar meri biwi etc mat kaho Manav ko hurt hota hai
Jay-kya keh rahi ho tum biwi nahi ho kya meri
Archana-par sunne mein achha nahi lagta na..
Manav- mujhe neend aa rahi hai Archu, chalo hum dono bed ke do side mein zameen pe so jate hain..jay to bed ke upar aram se so jaa
Jay- yeh kya ho raha hai
Manav- aur Archu yeh dharti ka bojh agar tumhe touch karne ki koshish karega na to raat ko bas mujhe awaz de dena…aisi pitaai karunga ki isse naani yaad aa jayegi
Jay- meri naani abhi zinda hain aur bazoo wale room pe so rahi hain
Manav- to unke paas so na jake ..yahan kyun besharmon ki tarah pada hai
Archana- nahi Manav..unko yehi rehne do warna log kya sochenge
Manav- thik kaha tum ne aur log tumhe kuch bura bhala kahenge main sun nahin sakta
Archana- aap kitne achhe ho Manav..meri shaadi suda zindegi ache se gujre iska kitna khayal rakhte ho
(ArMan have an eye lock..song plays tera sath hai kitna pyara, kam lagta hai jeevan saara..)
Jay- Archana kya zindegi bhar yeh hamare kamre mein rahega
Archana-tumhare irade ache nahi hai is liye yeh meri rakhwali karenge
Jay- aise kaise kaam chalega..kya main tumhe chhu nahin sakta
Manav- haath mila sakta hai..chal hand shake kar..aur Archana tum haath ache se dho lena jake
Archana- thik hai Manav..aao jay haath milao aur so jao
Jay- ( ro ro ke) nahinnnnnnnnn..mujhe aisi zindegi nahin jeena..tum ne mujhe shaadi kyun ki .main mar jaunga
Manav- dekh tere ko itni tension hoti hai na tere liye deshi tharra laya hun nimbu milake pee le..aram se so jayega..chal le
Jay- nahiiiiiiiiiiii
Archana- mujhe bathrrom jana hai Manav
Jay- to manav kya karega
Manav- saath dunga saale
Jay-bath room mein?
Archana- bathroom tak le jane mein..samjhe u dirty mind
Manav-tu so ja na hum 1 hr mein bathroom se aa jayenge
Jay-nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (dream ends here)
(Jay ko chillate dekh Archana aur Manav aur kuch staffs aate hain)
Archana- kya hua jaywant ji
Manav-kahin aap ne koi bura sapna to nahin dekha sir
(ArMan ek doosre ko ko paas paas dekh ke eye lock kar lete hain)
Jay-( ArMan ko eye lock karte dekh ke) nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
