ENGAGED Maneet Bumping - It's Official =O

*superman music* TO THE BUMP 😆

What a faltoo scene 🤣 I mean come on Sasha, stop blaming Geet just cause your not woman enough to dooray daling on "Maan Sir" 😆 Its a first come first serve basis 🤣 Geet got their first...HA! IN YO FACE MACHI 🤣 I thoroughly enjoyed Sasha calling Geet Ma'am though 🤣 Geet needs to stop being so nice 😡....Kurri needs lessons from DA BRIJ (MOI) on how to be EVIL 🤣 I shall make her lick DA TALWAR for being so nice first 🤣 & then lessons (read my signature 😆) OYEEEEEEE I wanna make Sasha lick DA TALWAR too 😆 And please someone call the fasion police, DA BRIJS eyes are scarred after seeing what the twins were wearing 🤣

Daadi makes her entry at the right time. 😆 AY LO, pai gaya panga, one minute Maneet are fighting and the next we see Kurri call Munda a CUTIE? What the fish? 😕 What is she going to call him next? BEAUTIE? 🤣🤣 Reminds me of that perverted guy from JWM, who thought Geet (from the movie) was a call girl 🤣 This also reminds me of a song * dimaag hai kurri da thora khiska, aadha khiska, pura khiska, dimaag hai kurri da pura khiska* 🤣 (Here I got you lot the Karaoke instrumental, just sing my lyrics and you'll have fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQN9cDHUc70) 🤣🤣 I loved the way she pulled Munda Maan's sexy cheeks 😳 I would've pulled him down with me ☺️ Im in such a perverted mood today 😆 DA BRIJ has haq *sings mujhay haq hai, mujhay aq hai...high pitched, mujhay haq haiiiiiiiii* 🤣 As you will notice I use DA BRIJ & DA TALWAR alot, well since I got the Brij of the Paradise award, I have embraced it wole heartdly 🤣 & Im so up with BriMaan ka dostana 🤣😉

Geet: Woh kar diya? 😆 Munda tells Geet ussay kiss kehtay hain 🤣 Thank you Maan for enlightening us with your Baba Adam kay zamanay ki baatein 🤣 we are such changers we never knew 😆 Bechari Geet was so fussed about a hand kiss 😆 Gosh kuriye this is the 21st century, JAAAGOOOO, ab Baba Adam ka zamana hai 🤣 WAITttttt what did I just hear! She told Maan not to do it in front of other? 🤣 HAILAAA Kurri is besharam 😆 Not difference between her and me then 🤣 Correction she doesn't want him to do it again 😡 KAMINI 🤣 She needs to see the patli halat of us fans, I wouldn't just give Maan my hand, I'd pounce straight on him and then our song will begin...*sings smack that all on the floor, smack that gimmie some more...* 🤣 *does the jiggy wiggy move* 🤣 That song is legend 😆 I'd do alot more than sing too 😉 except I see kids door door tak *look around....sees no kids* 🤣 Right no kids, but my Xness feels a little weird, see had to *desi accent* CONTROL PAAJI 🤣 it feels like a lifetime 😆

Yes DA BRIJ is jealous 🤣 How dare Adi ask for Maan's ungali? 😡 Is he thinking about engagment with Maan? 😲😲 CHASMUUUU teri maa ki aankh 🤣 Maan belongs to DA BRIJ/Xrated Faz 😳😉🤣 DA BRIJ will make Sautan Adi lick DA TALWAR.....later on though🤣 DA BRIJ is busy right now 😆 I could see Adi was jealous and was cursing Geet for being so close to Maan, no wonder chasmay bandoor was laughing 🤣 I have to say Maneet's FAKE ROMANCE is just hilarious 😆 I dunno why they pretend, they can just gaze at each other like most of the time and VIOLA instant REAL Romance 😆 21st century day bachay waday kaminay haigay 🤣 Tryna con everyone! 😆 Geet's hand once again lands near the ring and Maan is worried Khota 😆 What's wrong with him? ITS A SIGN 😆 *choir singing starts - HALLELUAH, HALLELUAH, HALLELUAHHHHHHHHHHH* Here's another link I found http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RrdwElnTU ohmigoshhh Im doing it with the links 🤣 that halleluah is just hilarious, well I find it funny 😆😳 But seriously someone throw a chapal at Maan, the gadha is not seeing the SIGNS 🤣 Idiot he keeps changing his mind too, fiance ko secretary bhi bana diya aik din mein 🤣 Zaleel! 😆 Kurri isn't far behind, she's just as confused as him 😆😆

Who loved this scene? 😃 I DID! 🤣 This had to be my favourite from today 😉 the audience eye seducing machine came into the office thinking Maan had something IMP to discuss with her but instead she gets threatened 🤣 CHURAILTARA ni hawa nikal gayi si 🤣 my punjabi sucks even more now as you can see 🤣 but loved the Hubby cares for his Wifey so dearly that he sent her packing off into her cabin whilst he deals with a threat 😆 shweet 😳 What I love even more is that VaadayVeerji knows about Churail's nautanki 😆😉 its like the cherry on top of the icing isn't it? 😳 DIE CHURAILTARA DIE 🤢🤣 I know I love Devtara 🤣 How could you not? They torture each others, thats where the fun is 🤣 Anyways my GAY BILLI Radar told me that today we won't be seeing much of Kaali Dhokaybaaz Billi Dev 😃 YAAAAYYY 😉 But I do know one DEVTARD who won't watch today's epsiode 🤣 she knows who she is, if she reads this 🤣 DEVAAAAAAAAA 🤣 NT's worried what Maan will do after he finds out about the dhoka? Well I say he becomes a butcher and makes chiken-tikka-boti masala of DEVTARA 🤣 Look at that will you? I'm inventing new ways of chicken cutting...unless that already existed 🤣 Hubby will make Devtara pay for Geet's every tear 😈 DA BRIJ is liking this, DA BRIJ is pleased 😆 FAKE Glycerin machine had FAKE tears in her eyes....awwwww I felt so sorry for her bechari...can you see my FAKE tears too? 🤣 Im trying to sympathize with the seducer 🤣 Not really 😳 Munda Maan is getting a treat when i go to his OUTHOUSE tonight *wink wink* ☺️ Wait is it me or are there too many fake things around? 🤣

I was happy that Cupid Dadima called Geet her Bari Bahu 😳 Now imagine NT getting the shock that Geet will be ruling over her 😈 This thought has given me ITNI KHUSHI 😆 *Govind Babu ishtyle* 😆😆 Chalo, we see Dadi doing her patakha baatein 😆 AGAIN *rolls eyes* Doesn't she get tired? My GOD this woman talks alot 🤣 Anyways fast forwarding through this scene, it was nice but Im going to blah it right now 😆 Munda sees Kurri and runs after her, besharam, leaving Old Dadi alone to go romance his wifey 😆😆 dispicable and exactly the thing I would do had I been in Maan's place 🤣🤣

Maneet start to play who can run faster & then can you catch me? 😆 Seriously besharam Munda had his shirt buttons open 😲😲 How could he? 😲 Doesn't he know that its an offence to show off such a hot body like that in public? 🤣😉 *dramatic* Nainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! Wait let me get into my Brij mode...ahem DA BRIJ is warning all girls, stay away from MSK 🤣 or I shall make you do the TALWAR LICKING action 🤣🤣 I swear Maan looked like he was in total seduction mode 😳 heck I dont mind at all 😆😉 Check out the way he moved those decorations just to move towards Geet, I was like 😲 yeh kya ho raha hai? *starts singing...kuch nahi kuch nahi pyar ho raha hai, neendh jaa rehi hai chain kho raha hai...* 🤣 stupid songs, I can be so random *rolls eyes at self twice*😆 All the way through, I bet you can guess where I was looking, YES YES at his sexy body *perverted grin* UFFFFFFF...lemme drool a little more....*thud....FAINTS* 😆 AY LO Munda is confusing Kurri more, of course she's running from you duffer 😆 I mean obviously there's a *desi accnet* TECHNIKAL problemo in Geet's brain function which at the moment is dysfunctioning since she's running from LUCIOUS MSK ☺️☺️ Geet da screw dheela haiga 🤣 I'm seriously having doubts about Geet, I think she bats for the same team 🤣 I mean if that is the case then Fazeet moments are not far away 🤣 Hey I like it all, Fazaan, Fazeet, FazPari, Fazma, Fazadi? 🤣 I'd get Maan at one side and Geet on the other! 🤣 BALLE BALLE Saddi toh nikal paari! 😆 Ooo Lala, Faz loved the dialogues but my attention was diverted due to a certain HOT THANG showing off his muscles☺️🤣 Kamina 😆 My training has given him too much confidence, that body is suppose to be for my eyes ONLY 😆 Flaunting Such a Sexy thing in Public is a JURM and I shall be the judge who sentences Maan to more time in the OUTHOUSE with me 😉 although I won't be punishing him, treat for us both 😉😉☺️ As you can probably tell I have lost it, therefore the behooda things wont stop 🤣

So I won't talk about the Geet not stepping on the mirror bit, I guess everyone got the sumbolism of that bit...Ufff Im so tired hearing about symbolism today, its everywhere, like a curse, everyone is discussing 🤣 anyways so Wifey doesn't wanna step on the broken mirror piece which are reflecting sexy Maan's reflection 😆😉 And Munda notices! Thank you Babaji 😆

BALLE BALLE Munda nay Kurri nu chuk lita? ☺️ In other words he picked Geet up? 😲 *hyperventilating....breathe in & out and shake it all about* 🤣 No seriously before he picked her up, the son of a biscuit camera was focusing ALOT on MSK's body 😡 KAMINOON 🤣 like it isn't enough that Maneet are killing me, they show Maan half naked, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE SHIRT ANYWAYS? 🤣 Should've taken that off too 😉 DAYUM STRIPTEASE 😳🤣 No seriously, he should've given us a little striptease 😆😳 Yes Im still thinking Xrated, now I wish he was a stripper then I could sing the song *I'm in love with a stripper* 🤣🤣 Okay I gotta shut up 😳 *desi accent* CONTROL PAAJI FAZ controlllllll 😆😆

MAR SUTIYA 😳 Munda picks Wifey up, how sweet 😳 You know I don't think Geet realises where Maan might take her when he picks her up, she just gazes back at him dreamily 😆 For all we know Maan could be thinking Tick Tick Boom lemme take you to my bedroom 🤣🤣 *WHAT?* Don't gimmie that look, you've all thought it! I agree that I am innocent 🤣 but I do spy on you all and everyone's posts are like WHOA, my innocent eyes 🤣😳 Imagine if Maan did say that to Geet, I guess we'd be getting a full view to Maneet's SR ☺️ Now that I wanna see, Im so keen 😆😳 WHAT? Like you all arent waiting for that! 😆 KAMINOON, I ain't Xrated for the fun of it, I can read all your minds 🤣 TAUBAAAAAAAAAA! 🤣 *Me is going to hell 😳*

AGHHHHH Im jealous of my darling Geet 😆 Maan chado Geet nu, phar me and lift me 😆😳 Im serious, khotay Im your Guru as I have taught you the Art of Xratedness and this is how you repay me? Dispicable 🤣 I shall make Maan pick me up in his OUTHOUSE tonight 😉...*where's the party tonight? In the outhouse* 🤣🤣 I have all intention to get down & durty ☺️ *wacks herself* I gotta shup up 🤣🤣

Don't Maneet just look perfect? 😍 Hubby Wifey just staring at each other 😳 I think we need more action now, they have gone way past the stage of liking, I wanna see some Love Makin 🤣 Im serious actually! Their hormones are raging out on *desi accent* CONTROL now 😆 Wait a minute what the hell happened to wifey? Normally she shies away from seeing Maan without his shirt but today he was bare chest and she didn't shy away? 😲😲 My Xrated Lessons are working on Kurri too 😆 SHABAASH Bachi, now I shall teach her seduction, not with the eyes, thats NT's job 🤣 HAILA if I give training to both these 21st century de bachay then at least the SR will come quicker right? RAWRRRRRRRR...loads of cheetah action, flesh on flesh...behooda actions 🤣🤣 STOP FAZ...Shut the hell up, Im acting like such a poptart today 🤣

OOOOOO we got down to the intense dialogues 😳 Munda was jhula jhulaing Kurri like she was his kid 🤣 Maan dear, I think Geet is going to be fine, you dont have to be her complete Joru ka gulaam *starts singing joru ka gulaam, ban kay rahoon ga* 🤣🤣 Jokes apart, this scene took my breath away, the music, Maneet, the situation all seemed to fall in place, it seemed like a truly great scene😳

PHAST boy grabs Kurri's hand 😲😲 More cheating on me 😆 ULLAY DAY PATHAY 🤣 Chalo, at least he's doing something 😆 AHEM AHEM but we want more right? 😉😉

You know when Maan held Geet's hand and both moved towards the window, their BG music, I love that, it has that dark passionate romance quality in it and I love the fact that Maneet have so man different BG scores now which are perfect for the situation Maneet are mostly in 😳😉 Maneet look like a match made in Heaven What more can I say? Can anyone say something more about such Perfection? 😍 Maneet having me going totally LOCO 😆 I swear, I think Maneet Day & Night which is kinda scary now 🤣

So now we have the Moon and Taqdir talk ☺️ I wish i could add more but today the dialogues totally blew me away 😳😆 Maan tells Geet that maybe its written in their Fate (Is it Fate or Destiny? I get them CANFUSED alot of the time 🤣) And then Maan puts the thapa on their relationship by putting the ring on Geet's finger! BALLE BALLE SHAVA SHAVA, bhangra pao sab 😆 OYEEEEEEEE dhool baja kithay haigaa 😆 Maneet JUST got engaged...officially...kinda😆 but what the heck BALLLEEEEEEEE HOT-DAYUM-DEAR-LORD Im so happy...my FAKE tears won't stop 😆😆 Na man, really happy with the way events are unfolding atm! For a minute I thought Maan was going to kiss Geet's hand this time but with more passion didn't happen 😡😆 Maneet watch the shooting stars together...more symbolism *rolls eyes* 😆 Looks like even the Heavens want Maneet to unite 😍

So Maneet have another Eye Candy session and DA DUM the episode ends 😆 Maan was smiling 😍

Check it out for yourself 😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB99nUuO1C0&feature=channel[/YOUTUBE]

Khotay 😡 We are here planning their wedding and these two are stuck on frandship 🤣 I need to pull my FRANDSHIP siggie out again 🤣 Maan want FRANDSHIP with Geet 🤣 DA BRIJ is open for FRANDSHIP offers depending on how Gay they are 🤣🤣🤣 Im obsessed with Brij being Gay 🤣 Looking forward to tomorrow 😉 Seems like another good episode ahead!

So now onto HATING my post 😆 It totally sucks today, lacked everything 😆 I have been out of practice you see 😆 which is the reason why this post sucked! Pray for me, I dont wanna go to hell 😆 Besides I had little time, I got distratced 5 times, would've posted this hours ago but due to short attention span these days my dimaag ki speed is a bit slow 🤣 This was done in a short time therefore mistakes and lacking bit is not my fault 😆

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And you cow....your training has completely made munda maan besharam 😆😆 his jurm like you call it will make him see hell,

he takes off his shirt like in the blink of an eyelid..in every episode (I love it) .OMG...he is just ☺️☢️nuclear...

More to add later... gotto run

dat was justtt an awesum bumping hehehehehe

maan was defo hot today hayeee still not over it heheheh

thnx u betaa

xxx

Maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn was D-R-E-A-M-Y today. 😍