Shakti explained that he has to remember so many essays for the class work and if he does not remember then the teacher scolded him every time.
Chandu thought for quite some time and explained to him that it was very easy, for example he has to memorize essays of persons he should memorize only one, with change of name and other minor changes he will be able to narrate essay of every person.
It looked very convincing to Shakti and he memorized the essay "My Best Friend".
Next day the teacher asked him to narrate the essay " My Father".
Shakti was very happy that now he could do it easily. He started," I have many fathers but Sajjan Singh is my best father. He lives in the next lane to us. He visits our house very often. My mother also loves him a lot and is proud that I have Sajjan as my real father."....😆😆😆..(Bechara SS came to know from the teacher and he fainted on the spot..😆😉😆Shakti isliye tumhari dhulaai hoti hai aur chaanton ki barsaat hoti hai...bapu ka gussa abhi bhi hai..😉😛)
"Good morning," said the young Shakti. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, Shakti wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, Shakti emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet."
If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning and you have to eat as u promised.."..😆👏😆..(Haan beta abh toh khaana hi hoga toka ei ghode ki leedh...😆)
3)..Shakti Singh is the english teacher in a School. He is very well renowned for, all his Students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :
Shakti : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Shakti : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA"
Shakti : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE MAIN"
Shakti : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAIN, MERE PEECHE SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Shakti teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH.
The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Shakti, what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH".
Shakti : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling and meaning of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH) ...😆😛😉(Sahi bolbo Gadhau..tera bera gark ho Katra ke moorkh...)😆😉
Shakti:- tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho... toh use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI....😆😆
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