Pratigya: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhein 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti kya?..😆😆(Moonh mein thoons de pathar bhootni ke..😆😆)
2...Sajan's wife: "Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohe ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"
Sajan Singh: "Iss saal uss mein current chhodne ka iraada hai."😆(Haan jaldi se Ram Naam Satya kar do iss shaitan lomdi ka..😆)
3...One day Shakti and Krishna were talking on the topic of the married woman,
Shakti: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
Krishna: Kyunki shaadi ke baad uske saare gham husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai'😆😆(arre baba, iss shakti kameene ko kaunsa gham hai?...)
4...Shakti singh: Ladkiyaan sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Krishna: Kyun ki isko peene ke baad unke chuhe jaise pati sheron jaise bartav karne lagte hain!!!. (Sahi bolbo ki naahi..)😉
Wife:- Woh kya?
Sajan Singh:- Mujhe mere gunaahon ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!..(Sahi kaha Saju, pichley janam mein bahut paap kiye the isliye aisa namoona mila hai..)😉😆
Shakti suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'
Kesar says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.
Shakti speaks again, 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are, suna kaali kalooti'
Again Kesar stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.
He pushes his luck, 'I want the house,' he says insistently.
Up to 80.
'I want the car, too,' Shakti continues.
85 mph.
'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'
Kesar at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, Kesar turns to him and smiles, 'The airbag.'....😆😆(Shakti Manhoos ki waat lag gayi 😆..)
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Ishaani
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