Finally date for Sagaai of Jay-Archu is fixed. Jay wants to do some pre-marital romance with Archu. He takes her to a restaurant. Manav, the jealous ex hubby gets aware of this and dresses himself like a waiter (with lambi dadhi and mooch) so that no one can identify him.
Jay and Archana are sitting in the restaurant.
Jay- waiter..
(Manav comes..)
Manav- ji saab ji
Archana- maine aap ko kahin dekha hai..
Manav- maine bhi aap ko kai baar dekha hai us pav bhaji stall par. Wahan pehle main kaam karta tha. Idhar kaise aagyi aap.aur sath mein yeh namoona kaun hai
Jay-kya bol rahe ho tum..jao menu card leke aao
Manav- sorry. aap shayad madam ke bhai lagte honge
Jay- muh sambhal ke baat kar
Manav- lo ji ab is mein gussa karne wali baat hi kya hai. Ab hum ne aap ko inka bhai kaha. Bhai aur behen ka rishta thodi na kharab hota hai.
Jay-kamine..
Manav- lo ji ab gaali pe utar aaye..hum to bas yehi keh rahe the ki madam ji ko hum ne kai baar ek behad handsome aur chikne husband ke sath pav bhaji stall mein dekha hai..
Jay- tum ko kya..
Manav- ab mujhe bhala kya hone laga. Madam ji aap ke woh handu hubby kahan gaye?
Archana- ji wo..
Manav- koi baat nahi aap apne bhai ke sath dinner karne aayi hain. kya lengi bataiye
Jay- abe main inka bhai nahi hun
Manav- achha ji. Aap inko line mar rahe hain..bhai sharm haya naam ki koi cheez hai ya nahi..shaadi suda aurat ke pichhe hath dho ke pad gaye
Archana- dekhiye aap khane ka order lijiye
Jay- kya khaogi darling..pehle soup
(Manav jal jata hai jay ke muh se darling word sun ke)
Manav-aap thodi tamiz se pesh aao saab..
Jay- main apni fiancee ko darling kahun is mein badtamizi kahan hai.
(waiter manav soup ka order chala jata hai)
(Jay tries to hold archu's soft hands. Manav door se dekh ke bhag ke table ke paas chala aata hai)
Manav- yeh kya kar rahe ho madam ke sath..
Jay-yeh meri hai abhi main iske haath pakdun..kiss karun tere ko kya
Archana- kya public place mein mujhe kiss karoge..mujhe nahin karna dinner aap ke sath..main chalti hun
Manav- madam ji main aap keliye auto bulwa leta hun'is aadmi se door hi rahiye
Jay-archana kya tum bhi iski baton mein aa rahi ho
Archana-bahut bure aadmi ho tum. shaadi keliye raaji kya ho gayi tum to abhi se meri pavitrata pe nazar dalne lage
Manav- bilkul jis pavitra daman ko inka pati chhu nahin paya tum us pe abhi se daag lagane muh utha ke aa gaye
Archana- tum ko kaise pata
Manav- nahin wo aapke hadnsome pati ko dekh ke wohi lagta tha ki wo bahut achhe hain
Jay- ohhhh yeh sab kya ho raha hai
Archana- mere manav kitne achhe hain ... bhagwan hain woh..
Jay-archana hosh mein aao
Manav- hosh mein tu aa kamine'agar meri archu ko haath lagaya bhi na tere haath ukhaad ke rakh dunga
(Manav apna make up utar deta hai)
Archana- oh Manav..I love you ( jake gale lag jati hai)
Manav- mujh se door mat jao jaan..maro goli shravani ko chalo abhi kahin door bhag chalte hain. Par ek pappi pehle
( both have an English kiss)
Jay- yeh sab kya ho raha hai'
(ArMan taxi leke chale jate hain, jay rota hua unko dekhta rehta hai)
Shiv Shakti
