Navin: Ek sansanee khabar hain. LEFT RIGHT LEFT ke khatam hone ke baad, saare characters pe aisa asar hogaya hain ke sab ke sab paagal hogaye hain
Rajveer jumped in front of him dramatically
Rajveer: (dying) Me is desh ko kuch nahi hone dunga. I'll protect it with my life, or jisne bhi yeh bomb plant kiya hain ose me...ose me...(took last breaths) nahi chorunga. JAI HIND! (he pretended to pass out)
Navin: Captain Rajveer ab hamare beech nahi rahe
All the characters mourned and then got back to their work. Rajveer got up again.
Naina: (protested) I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Rajveer: Naina Singh tum na to ek achi sipahi banogi balke ek awal darje ki sipahi banogi. Zindagi me her jung sirf aatma vishwaas ke balbude pe jeetee jaatee hain so believe in yourself coz I believe in Cadet Naina Ah Singh.
Naina: (ignored him and continued to protest) I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Ali was in the corner obsessively drawing on the walls with a chalk
Ali: Ali, Prem, Ali Prem, Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem...
Navin: Cadet Ali ko complex hogaya hain ke wo Ali hee hain ya ke Prem banchuka hain
Ali: Pooja ne mujhe chore diya to me Heer ke paas jaaunga. Per Heer ne mujhe chore diya to phir me kaha jaaunga (continued to write again ranting) Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem...
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Rajveer jumped on her to save her from the bomb blast
Rajveer: Cadet Singh stop! (He laid on top of her and then when he saw it was safe, he got up, protecting her) are you alright?
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Rajveer: (pretended to be injured) Mere hote huwe tumhe kuch nahi hosakta Naina. Me apne aakhri dum tak tumhaaree hifazat...hifazat (took his last breaths) Karunga. JAI HIND! (Then he pretended to pass out)
Navin: Captain Rajveer ab hamare beech nahi rahe
All the characters mourned and then got back to their work. Rajveer got up again.
Navin: Is saare hungaam me kisee ko yeh nahi pata ke KMA me ek nayi larki aayi hain jiske peeche sab fida hain
Yudi dressed as a girl descended from the stairs
Yudi: Hello boys (flirtatious) the name is Madonna. Miss Madonna (did a catwalk whilst sending out flying kisses to everyone) Me pehli baar is KMA me aayi hu to tum me se koun mujhe company dega?
Huda: (ran from behind desperately) Madonna, Meri Madonna (ran after Yudi to catch him) Are meri Madonna.....
Yudi shrieked and ran to save his life desperately whilst Huda kept running like a maniac
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Pooja: Mera Ranjha kaha gaya (looked around really lost) kaha gaya mera Ranjha? (bumped into Ali) Hai mera Ali to yaha hain
Ali: (continued to rant and write) Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem (he shook his head saying yes and no) Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem...
Pooja: Ali, mere Ali (hugged him from behind)
Ali: (shrugged her off) Ali? Koun Ali? Me to Prem hoon? Nahi me Ali hoon (confused) Nahi me Prem hoon (wrote on the wall again) Ali, Prem, Ali Prem, Ali, Prem...
There was a blasting sound made by someone and Rajveer jumped in the middle of the hall.
Rajveer: Kisee ko kuch nahi hoga (struggled to get up) Agar sir kata ne ki naubat aahee gayee to aap sabke aage main hoon na (tried to get up but pretended as if had been hit badly) Itehaas gawa rahega ke maine...maine...apni aakhri dam tak desh...desh...desh ke liye jung ki. JAI HIND!(Alas he pretended to pass out)
Navin: Captain Rajveer ab hamare beech nahi rahe
All the characters mourned and then got back to their work. Rajveer got up again.
Navin: Sab ke sab kuch is hadd tak paagal hogaye hai ke kisee or baat ka ehsaas hee nahi raha
BC: (stood with a doll in his hands) Chitra meri Chitra, dekho me hu tumhaara Chiku Chandoke. (played with the doll with love) Ek baar kaho na Chiku Chandoke, kaho na Chitra
Bharghav walked in with a funny limp as if he had a problem in walking.
Bharghav: Ek gadaar hamesha gadaar hee rehta hain. Kyu Naina Singh Ahluwalia?
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Bharghav: (imitated her to mock her) I'm not an officer, I'm a princess. I'm not an officer, I'm a princess.
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
BC: Chitra please ek baar kaho na. Kaho na Chiku Chandoke. Kaho na
Pooja: (held Ali from behind and rested her head on his back) Ranjha Ranjha kardi ve main aape Ranjha hoyi. Ranjha Ranjha saddo ni mainu heer na aakho koyi
Ali: Heer meri Heer, Heer Prem ki Heer
Nair: Attention! (stood straight) larkiya kabhi sipahi nahi bansakti
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Nair: Yes. (looked around at everyone) sab ke sab larkiyo ke peeche pare huwe hain. Attention! (pretended he had a rifle in his hand) sab ke sab ko goli se maar dunga. Target practice kese karte hain me sikhaunga (held the imaginary gun and started to shoot everyone)
Yudi still ran to save his life as Huda was not ready to leave him
Huda: Meree Madonna ruk jaa
Yudi: Help! Please save me! Some one!
As he ran he stumbled over something and crashed against Alekh.
Alekh was busy drinking quietly but his bottle broke because of Yudi. He glared to see who it was and he saw Huda. He got angry and punched Huda. Then he went and punched Yudi and then Nair and then Bharghav.
Huda got angry and he punched Alekh and then he punched Nair who tried to intervene and then Nair punched Bharghav and Bharghav punched BC.
BC got angry and he went and punched Huda who in reflex punched Bharghav again.
All of them got an adrenaline rush and punched each other non โ stop. Ali got dragged away by Alekh and got punched out of spite. Ali got angry and he punched Yudi who then punched Bharghav.
They stopped when Rajveer made his regular jump with a blast
Rajveer: aaj mera mission pura huwa sir! (lied on the ground) hamara desh bikul surikshit hain (last breaths) JAI HIND! (he passed out)
Navin: Captain Rajveer ab hamare beech nahi rahe
All the characters mourned and then got back to fighting with each other. Anyone punched anyone without thinking twice. Rajveer was dragged off the floor by Nair and then he got a blow. In reflex Rajveer punched Bharghav who again punched BC. Alekh punched Huda, Yudi and Ali continuously.
Ali punched Huda, Yudi and Alekh reversely and then Yudi punched them all with Huda following suite.
Navin: Ab to maamla or bigar ta jaaraha hain. Sab ke sab ek duje ko maarne pe tule huwe hain
Someone came and punched him, which made him loose balance and he fell. Now he was charged up and he attacked whoever came in his grasp
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Navin intended to attack Rajveer but he moved and he punched Naina
Rajveer: (held onto Naina protectively) meree Naina ko maara. Kisee ko nahi chorunga
He attacked everyone one by one punching them even if they were down.
Everyone was busy punching each other without the worry of being warned out. Ali and Pooja found live wires so they went around giving everyone shocks. Ali ran after Bharghav giving him shocks in intervals with him shrieking. Whoever came in Pooja's way got constant shocks.
Diya and Tony arrived and saw the commotion.
Diya: yeh sab kya horaha hain
Everyone stopped and stared at them
Rajveer: Are yehi to hain desh ke dushman
Huda: Oye! Desh ke dushman yaani ke hamare dushman
Bharghav: gadaaro ko hamesha saza milnee hee chaheeye
BC: Halla bol!
Nair: Akramaan!
All of them ran after Diya and Tony like hungry vultures laughing evilly.
All of a sudden some crazy music blasted through from which all of them danced like total maniacs. Once the music stopped all of them stopped for a few seconds and then resumed back to their normal activities.
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Bharghav: (joined with her in her style) I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Ali: Ali ki Pooja hain to Prem ki Heer hain. Agar Ali hain to Pooja hain or agar Prem hain to Heer hain (ranted on and on whilst writing on the wall) Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem, Ali, Prem...
Yudi who still ran suddenly stopped, threw off his wig and slapped Huda
Yudi: Me Madonna nahi hoon tharki saala
Huda: Madonna meri Madonna. Are Madonna kaha gayi (searched in confusion) Phullen? Meri Phullen kaha hain?
Naina: I'm not an officer, I'm a princess
Yudi: (wore the wig again and got into Madonna mode) Hello boys. The name is Madonna. Miss Madonna
Navin: As you all can see ke kis hadd tak in sab ka paagalpan barchuka hain jo ke kabhi rukne ka naam nahi lene waala
Rajveer jumped in yelling
Rajveer: (lying on the ground) Abhe sabse bara paagal to tu hain jo ke hum sab paagalo ki kahani narrate karaha hain.
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