D&N Big, Fat Indian Wedding Comedy

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Posted: 14 years ago
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So here are some thoughts about what could surprise me during Naku and Dutta's wedding...A few laughs only!

Ganpat does Kanyadaan, drunk off his 🤬. He started partying early. In his confusion, gives Dutta's' hand to Naku, and cries at giving Dutta away.

Guests show up apprehensively, feeling two things:
1) deja vu: invitation has Dutta and Naku's names; didn't they get married already? Do they have to buy another gift? They spot the same pandit as last time.
2) if they decline Dutta Bhao's invitation, it would not bode well for them or their businesses.
They come, look around, waiting for Part 2, Dutta dragging Naku to the mandap. They stand close to the exits, as last time, Dutta had the doors locked until he was done with errmmm....everything. 😉

Babi wiping Ganpat's hysterical tears...not sure if it's the alcohol or joy at having Dutta as his son in law.

Salman Khan's officer character posted near the mandap, gun hidden, to prevent any "disturbances".

Pandit now has a noticeable stutter and sweats easily--poor dear hasn't been the same since the last wedding. Looks alarmed at the sight of Dutta and then looks around to see if there are any alcohol or glass bottles. Without being told, promptly starts the mantras...speeds through them, skips parts of ceremony to quickly get to pheras...no need to tell him twice! 😆

Pandit keeps small amount of sindhoor on hand...reminds Dutta a little dab will do!

Guests look to determine if Dutta 1) is drunk and 2) if he has any weapon on him (gun, knife, jo bhi hai). To their relief, Dutta looks happy and affable and gun-free!

Pandit encourages Naku to walk faster during the pheras 😆, thinking that is what Dutta would want, given last time. Dutta stares at him, and poor pandit begins to look faint.

Dutta puts his necklace back on Naku 🥳, but this time he says, yeh phansi ka phanda nahi hai...yeh mangal sutra hain, and hugs her!

When pandit is saying the vows, Kishore looks at Kala and says the pandit must have skipped these parts during their wedding. 😆

The evil trio huff and puff, but do not try to blow down the mandap.🐷 🐷 🐷

Kala tries to superimpose herself, sitting really close to Bhao...until AS tells her she's not the one getting married and to get out of the way. 😕

As the wedding ceremony ends and is blessed, Ganpat, in his exhuberance, raises his fist up in the air, and says "Yes!" and jumps for joy.

Babi thinks Bappa did a nice job with the wedding planning. 😉

Finally, after Naku and Dutta ask and get ashirvaad from AS and Babi, Ganpat, like Kala, likes to impose himself and encourages the couple to have "a good time" and winks at Dutta.


Hope you liked these. Add some more, please!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I liked how you painted the Pandit's presence and his dilemma. I truely hope the CV's bring back the same pandit. I might add that he may appear with a helmut on his head and bullet proof jacket to the wedding. The pandit would also bring some material to light the fire faster.
Baaji:
As soon as the I do's are over Baaji would run to Dutta with a challenge to quickly excuse himself from the party, carry Nakku in his arms and proceed to their room for SR.😆😆 Go Baaji.
Food:
In the last wedding the minute Dutta (lion) left the scene the guests ran for their lives leaving on an empty stomach. This time the guests will ensure that they eat a full meal.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: gp00

Kala tries to superimpose herself, sitting really close to Bhao...until AS tells her she's not the one getting married and to get out of the way. 😕



🤣 🤣 🤣 I laughed so loud after reading this. My brain won't invent new ideas to add to the list, it's still stuck on imagining this. 🤣 🤣
Kya dimaag paya GP -- be it a analytical post or light-hearted one, your too good! 👏
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: pardesii



🤣 🤣 🤣 I laughed so loud after reading this. My brain won't invent new ideas to add to the list, it's still stuck on imagining this. 🤣 🤣
Kya dimaag paya GP -- be it a analytical post or light-hearted one, your too good! 👏



Thank you! You are too sweet! 🤗
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Posted: 14 years ago
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gp u r too funny how did u think of all that it's perfect u r too good yaar. u made the pandit fast and skip but dutta is in good mood he won't say anything i want dutta to annonce the SR boldly like last time since e/thing is repeating.
jorda!😉
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: bfunofbb123

<font color="#9900cc">gp u r too funny how did u think of all that it's perfectu r too good yaar. u made the pandit fast and skip but dutta is in good mood he won't say anything i want dutta to annonce the SR boldly like last time since e/thing is repeating. </font>

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<font color="#9900cc">jorda!😉</font>



I would grin ear to ear if the pandit, learning from the last time and trying to appease Dutta, says:

Jao Bhao...ab SR karo...(gives ashirvaad) 😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: gp00



I would grin ear to ear if the pandit, learning from the last time and trying to appease Dutta, says:

Jao Bhao...ab SR karo...(gives ashirvaad) 😆 😆 😆



I will be a little bit disappointed if the CVs don't add a few funny moments in the wedding festivities...e.g. the pandit returns, after being asked for by Dutta specifically. Poor guy cannot refuse, na? The comedy is just there for the taking...a few lighthearted, happy moments filled with laughter!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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By the way, I'm getting really excited to finally, finally see the wedding! It's only a matter of a week or two away. Or at least I think.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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GP........its really hilarious.......i m just ........aise ideas tumhare dimaag mein hi aasakte hai......... ...........


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Posted: 14 years ago
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OH my goodness god....!!!!!!!!i LOVED the Guest's Plight.....!!!!!! their condition is hopeless...it's like callin them to the tiger's den and closing the door...!!! agar nahi gaye tho bhi fhase..aur gaye tho bhi fhase....!!! aur pata nahi kab kaha aur kaise goli chalne lagegi...last time Jhoomar gira tha..iss time najane kya..????!!!!!! i hope there will be no stampede in patil nivas in the emergency of getting out of there...!!!!!...

Aur PANDIT...??? usene tho pichle shaadi ke baad apni job chod di hogi.......agar nahi chodi tho iss baar insuarance zaroor karwake ayega...!!!!!!!!



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