On screen wedding vows must've went something like this. Note how they have kept almost all the promises đ all they need to do is have some healthy little Riddhimas and little Siddys. đ
Sid: You will offer me food and be helpful in every way. I will cherish you and provide welfare and happiness for you and our children. (Sid has done it very well. and Riddhima has done her kitchen work)
Sid: Together we will protect our house and children. (erm they need children but they sure do the protecting)
Rid: I will be by your side as your courage and strength. I will rejoice in your happiness. In return, you will love me solely. (tell me about it. Rid has been Sid's biggest support since he became the disciplinarian)
Sid: May we grow wealthy and prosperous and strive for the education of our children. May our children live long. (aagh they need children)
Rid: I will love you solely for the rest of my life, as you are my husband. Every other man in my life will be secondary. I vow to remain chaste. ( totally! Riddhima has been put into many compromising situations, she could've gone weak for seconds. BUT NOPE! Mrs. Modi always remained faithful.)
Sid: You have brought sacredness into my life, and have completed me. May we be blessed with noble and obedient children. (again need to have children. CVS you listening?)
Rid: I will shower you with joy, from head to toe. I will strive to please you in every way I can. (when Sid made that ulta cake he said how happy he was)
Sid: You are my best friend, and staunchest well-wisher. You have come into my life, enriching it. God bless you. (He has made that very clear)
Rid: I promise to love and cherish you for as long as I live. Your happiness is my happiness, and your sorrow is my sorrow. I will trust and honor you, and will strive to fulfill all your wishes. (Riddhima has stood on her promise)
Sid: May you be filled with joy and peace. (he has brought them to her life)
Rid: I will always be by your side. (even with an injured leg she was by his side đ)
Sid: We are now husband and wife, and are one. You are mine and I am yours for eternity. (we know and boy with the way he will scream it to Armaan in the future đ)
Rid: As God is witness, I am now your wife. We will love, honor and cherish each other forever. (She has done that, they have done it)
and off screen vows were.... đ¤Ł
Sid: " main tumhari saari jaydad, tumhara hospital, tumhari gariyaan, tumhari Pappa, aur tumhari mamma, sabko main lapetke paas rakhunga"
Riddhima: " papa ke khayal rakho, Mama ke khayal rakho, Jaydad mere paas rahegi. Gariyaan meri paas rahegi. Ghar mere paas rahega.
Sid: Tum mere paas rahogi!!
Sid winks and Rid laughed
Rid: main bachan leti hoo ki main Roungi.
Rid: main bachan leti hoo ki main khana accha banaoongi.
Sid: Main bachan leta hoon ke mere sare credit cards ke bill tum bharogi.
Rid: please ek bachan lo ki tum gana nahi gaoge. Tum bohut ganda gana gaate ho.
Sid: Ache gana gaaonga gaande style mein.
Rid: Mujhe har mahine dus lakh kharcha karne ki liye chahiye.
Sid: aur mere har mehne ki tankha hoyegi der karor.
Rid: main kam nahi karoongi. Main ghar mein bethoongi.
I think it is about time they renew these vows, and create some more hilarious ones đł