The title says it all. Not that I am a Devdas fan, and neither am I a fan of this muddled soap opera, but I had happened to watch glimpses of this dumb charade on mute with my mummy, daddy, and sister today. My brother wasn't there and even if I'd pay him 2 dollars to watch shiz like this, he wouldn't dare to, so I decided to not waste my hard earned money. *smart me*
....Had Devdas been alive, he wouldn't need the support of alcohol tasting beverages to have a kidney failure or heart failure or even hormone failure. All he'd need to do is watch Miley Jab Brain Disorders' reinvention of Chunnu and Munni's Deva re Deva *maar daala Allah* act, and phir toh woh gaya tha kaam se re. Achcha khasa paise bach jaate sharaab ke. Tch, tch.
Remember I was watching all this on mute...
Ganji: Blaah, blaah, blaah *I shudder*...*she tenses her brows*....*And I officially get a headache*...Lalalalalallala. *then she looks around to search for her talent..I mean Chunnu, and I search for the remote*
Chunnu: *enters* *flares nostrils* *I flare mine too* *He has a stick in his hand (was he reading a Playboy magazine?) and I am in tears* *Then there's a decent shot of a pardha and a bed...oh you naughty Ganji and Chunnu, Paro and Devdas never did IT.* Lalalalala. *skips, runs, make a face, and then jumps the hormones of Mrs. Lovely on the forum*
That wasn't half as bad as what I saw later on and remember I am still on mute at this point.
Chunnu: Ahhhhhhhhh, it hurts. *moans and groans* It really hurts. *I know man, constipation hurts*
Point to be noted here: Spare your words of wisDUMB and do not call me MN panka, Rati panka, a racist, a constipation haterz, inseucre, vella, jealous. Thank you very much. My plea here is till when will MJHT rely on actors with no knowledge of expressing and emoting? If it was only about flaring nostrils, wriggling brows, and that one wicked Aahat or Sssh Fir Koi Hai face, then boy would I have been a legendary actor as well. The least that well paid actors can do to satisfy viewers like me is at least watch a Goddamn three hour flick the night before going on the sets.
Arz kiya hai,
Dimaag ne kahaa MJHT ko chod do
Dill ne kahaa SG ko phod do
Fan ne kaha jaanlevables ke liye dil aur dimaag donon chod dete hain
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
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