Theatre of the absurd! Carry on CVs!!!

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venugr

@venugr

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Posted: 15 years ago

Hey CVs...gotta hand it out to ya...you keep pegging away relentlessly at making the show a theatre of theabsurd...not that I am complaining of course! I browsed through some episodes on YouTube, just to be in touch and here is a suggestion as ya make the show more absurd... Scene: Gunjan is counselling students in her room at Excel...the peon rushes in... Peon: Madam, bahar ek ladka khada hai aur aap se milna chahta hai turanth... Gunjan: (very calm voice..she is thre years older ya see) use andar bhejo... Nirbhay rushes in carrying a chair...
Nirbahy: Madam yeh seat apni mehanat se maine jeeti hai aur hamein excel se bahar kar diya...

Gunjan: Kisne kaha

Nirbhay: Aur nahin to kya....pichle kisi bhi episode mein mera role nahin....

Gunjan: Tum chinta math karo....CVs bhool gaye honge...yeh kursi tum apne hi pas rakho...jab tak yeh tumhare pas hai tab tak tumhein koi kuch nahin kar sakta...

Nirbhay: Thanks Madam...

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Gunjan at home...

Ashwini: Di, I am really sorry Di....I apologise for my behavior...baat yeh hai ki mujhe pyar, love, etc etc ho gaya hai

Gunjan: Tum abhi thak etc etc bol rahi ho...pyar ke bare mein kuch janti bhi nahin ho....suno yeh sab chodo aur padai mein concentrate karo...

Ashwini: Her eyes take on a md gleam (Voice: Yeh ladki kabhi bhi pagal ho sakthi hai)

Gunjan (in a concerned voice) tumhein kya ho gaya ashwini...

Ashwini: Di..... I am blushing!

Gunjan: Ashwini tumhara complexion itni fair nahin ki tumhein blush karte hue dek sakoon...

Ashwin: (loses it) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..(runs around looking for something)

Gunjan: Kya doond rahi ho?

Ashwini: Mujhe kaanch chahiye....thodne ke liye...

Gunjan (eyes full of love, takes ashwinis face in both her hands): Dekho Aswini is tarah kanch bar bar thodna theek nahi hai....tumhein frustration hai to aur bhi to tareekay hain..

Ashwini: Kya tareekay?

Gunjan (far away look): Tum deewar par paint throw kar sakthi ho ..(Flash back shows adhiraj throwing paint on Suhaani's portrait).

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Excel college....Peon rushes into Samrat.s room...

Peon: Sir...Mayank sir ke room mein ek aurat unke table par bait kar kaam kar rahi hai...

Samrat rushes out to Mayanks room...looks at the woman..

Samrat: Aaap kaun hai?

Aurat: Main Mayank hoon Samrat... Riya se bachne ke liye mere pas aur koi thareeka nahin bacha hai....