HEY GUYS I GOT A FEW JOKES MORE SO THOUGHT OF SHARING IT WITH U GUYS SO IT GOES ON LIKE THIS
1. MOTHER: SON OUR TV SET IS NOT IN WORKING CONDITION SO WE WILL HAVE TO BUY A NEW COLOUR TV WHY DONT U GET IT RIGHT NOW COZ I WANT TO SEE KYPH
SON: OK MOM BUT WHICH COLOUR TV SET SHOULD I PICK UP.
2. TRISHA TO SEEMA
TRISHA: UR MOM IS SO POOR THAT SHE HAS TO WALK DOWN THE GARBAGE TRUCK WITH A SHOPPING LIST.
| 3. | The Devoted Wife, | |
| A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him. As she sat by him, he said, ''''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?'''' ''''What, my dear?'''' she asked gently. ''''I think you bring me bad luck. |
4. AMITABH AND BHOLA AT KBC 2
AMIT:BHOLAJI AAP KIS KE SAATH AAYE HAI
BHOLA:APNE PITAJI KE SAATH.😃
AMIT:AUR AAPKE PITAJI KA SHUBH NAAM.
BHOLA: HMM.... OK...
AMIT:....... KYA NAAM BATAYA AAPNE......
BHOLA:AAMMM....OK...
AMIT:ARE BHOLAJI MAIN AAPSE AAPKE PITAJI KA NAAM PUCH RAHA HOON,KYA NAAM HAI.
BHOLA:PEHLE MUJHE CHAAR OPTIONS TO DEJEYA.
5. SARDAR IS TRYING TO COMMITT SUICIDE ON THE RAILWAY TRACKS AND HE TAKES ALONG SOME WINE AND TANDOORI CHICKEN ALONG WITH HIM.SOMEBODY STOPS HIM AND ASKS,"KYUN BHAI,YEH SAB KYUN LEKE BAITHO HO" SARDAR REPLIES,"SAALI TRAIN LATE AATE HAI TO KAHIN BHOOK SE NA MAR JAU.
6. ONCE LALOO WANTED TO KNOW THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BIHAR AND UK SO HE CALLED UP THE TOURIST DEPARTMENT AND ASKED HIM "JI COULD U TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BIHAR AND UK.THE MAN REPLIED"ONE SECOND SIR,SO LALOO HEARD THAT AND IMMEDIATELY PUT THE PHONE DOWN.(HOW DUM OF HIM😆)
7. I'M WELL TRAVELLED
NOT REALLY , MY MIND JUST WANDERS.
8. JUST WHEN I FIND A KEY TO SUCCESS,
SOMEONE GOES AND CHANGES ALL THE LOCKS.
HOPE U LIKE THEM😛😛😛
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Anupamaa
