OYE HOYE Maneet Bumping - Kill me someone?

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Jhappiz & Pappiz to all πŸ€—

To start off with, AM I going to let the episode's end or the Precap ruin my mood? πŸ€” ...... NO! Ahaahahaha πŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒ You know why? Because tomorrow's another day πŸ˜‰ and I will defo be on my full cursing cruise, So Sasha Chipkali BEWARE! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜† Faz is coming for you πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰ Oooooo oooo and also who can kill me? Because I is dead after today's episode! πŸ˜†β˜ΊοΈ

Going to try and keep this the same length as yesterday's episode because I still have work pending πŸ˜²πŸ˜†

The truth is still unknown! πŸ˜•
Not sure how to react to this, Geet tells Maan about how she wanted to lie life on her own terms and was about to tell him about the Dhokaybaaz when Maan stops her 😑 Munday, yeh kya kar diya tumnayπŸ˜† Oye Khotay aaj he bolna tha kya? πŸ˜† But Maan's rumal line cracked me up πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Comedy woh bhi Geet kay liye? 😲 Munda bohat hoshiyar ho gaya haiπŸ˜† Awww he stopped her from crying! 😳 Awww I absoultely wanted to hug Maan 😳 because the way he pacified Geet about her life in Delhi was awesome, his dialogues about her past, what he's seen so far and her family were just perfect πŸ‘ Jhappiz for you Maan πŸ€—P.S I Love you! 😳 This was such a delightful moment between Maneet πŸ˜‰ Hehe but Geet is back πŸ˜† Haila phir say thand? Does this girl not learn, Maan's expressions were like 'Yeh phir shoro ho gaye' πŸ˜† But OYE HOYE, the moment she asked him to turn he AC off the electricity goes off ☺️ Kya perfect timing hai! πŸ˜‰ OYE OYE OYE Geet scared of the darkness grabs Maan's s....se......see......Sexy, l....lu....luuuu....Lucious.....S....sssss.....Strong arms ☺️ Wah kuriye! I guess my talks with Kurri Geet worked! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜† *takes a bow* No need to thank me, I just had to give her XXX-rated talks! πŸ˜†πŸ˜³ Okay not this scene was a classic, the music, the wind, the lighting everything was flawless 😳 Hai mein kurbaan Maneet par, their eye lock was once again full of angst fire & passion! πŸ˜‰β˜ΊοΈ But I didn't like it when it broke!
LMAO at Geet's candle talk πŸ˜† Look at Maan thinking hain? Maumbati? πŸ˜† LMAO then Geet starts with her list of things that she carries, so it was maumbati, machis, laal mirchi powder aur sar dard ke dawai 🀣 Bechara Maan had to be tortured by the Mirchi powder πŸ˜† Awww lekin Geet sooooooo lovingly blows into his eyes 😳 *thora slowly slowly Geet, kahin Maan tumhein kapra samhej kar pakar na lay* πŸ˜† Ohmigoshhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I loved how she was concerned for him 😳😳 Main kya karoon? Aaj toh Geet nay bhi prove kar diya that she feels for Maan, MY GOD aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh GOING CUCO! πŸ˜†β˜ΊοΈ Another simply Pure & magical scene between Maneet ☺️ LMAO at Maan and his chako comments again, agar tumharay paas yeh sab tha toh chaku dekhanay ke kya zaroorat thi! 🀣 Maan woh tumharay liye nahi tha, Kaali Dhokaybaaz Billi was at the door, didn't you see? πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Geet was trying to protect you both! πŸ˜†πŸ˜³ Awww Geet has a bachpan ke guriya? Haila, this makes me even more sad Geet is still such a kid and to face all these hardships 😲 Awww but I'm so glad Maan didn't make fun of her, although he was a bit taken aback with her guriya revelation! But its so cute that ALL of Geet's kiddish habits are coming forward in front of Maan! πŸ˜‰ Waisay bhi Maan ko haq hai kay ussay apni wife ke har baat maloom ho! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜³
Wah Wah Ram Parsad Jee πŸ˜†
LMAO at the watchman! What a mast watchman! πŸ˜† I loved it when he was talking about the hero and heroine coming close! I was thinking OYE HOYE Ram parsad jee, wah wah, kya baat hai! πŸ˜† I loved this guy! Look at this guys face and you'll laugh because he has such awesome expressions 🀣 Aye Haye πŸ˜† Nahi nahi Kakay, ab akhri sahara aap ka song laganay mein hai! πŸ˜†
HUM TUM AIK KAMRE MEIN BAND HO! *DEAD* <3
OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE HHHHOOOOOYYYEEEEE! πŸ˜‰ Geet lights the candle and the song starts playing & look at both their expressions! 🀣The moment of awkwardness πŸ˜† Oye look at when Geet burns her hand on the candle, the way Maan ran towards her and grabbed her hand and blew on her hand ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ Uffff, Munday I LOVE you 😳 I gave him the right lessons πŸ˜‰ Munda bohat acha kaam kar raha tha πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰ Oye Munday lekin I didn't teach you not to grab the full kurri, you should've grabbed her from the waist pulled her in & DOT DOT DOT πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ I was fascinated by how when Geet moved from the place, Maan put his hand on her dupatta to stop her ☺️☺️ Yeh hua na baat Munday, πŸ˜‰ More practice tonight for the XXX-rated stuff πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰ I mean afterall he can use it with Geet πŸ˜†πŸ˜³ I will give him a ishtar today πŸ˜† Munda deserves a merit for his spontaneous thinking! πŸ˜³πŸ˜† Ohmigosh Maneet, both their expressions were just flawless, the way Maan was staring at Geet & Geet's heavy breathing, so SEXYLICIOUS! ☺️😍 I swear no other couple on tele has had this type of such INTENSE, CAPTIVATING, SIZZLELICIOUS CHEMISTRY ever! 😳 Then Geet pulls away and stands near the window 😍😍😍😍 UUFFFFF!!! I think I'm dying already! *HYPERVENTILATES* I need CPR quick, Bring me Maan πŸ˜†β˜ΊοΈ Mujhay koi Maan kay saath kamre mein band kar do, and I'll lose the key itself *WINK WINK* ☺️
Maan moves towards Geet,AAAAAAAAA they played Maneet music 😲😲 *THUD.........FAINTS.........DECLARED DEAD AND IN MANEET HEAVEN* πŸ˜† He feels her arm ☺️ moves in closer ☺️ removes her lock from her face ☺️ Again that INTENSE HAWTNESS that Maneet share was in place ☺️ My GOD, I need saving from myself! ☺️☺️☺️ Geet moves away but Maan stop her 😲😲 *jaw drops....hangs open & doesn't close* 😲 Geet's breathing is still heavy ☺️ Maan moves closer, ☺️ Geet's eyes are closed ☺️ UFFFFFFFFFFF! Maan had truly XXXrated thoughts because Geet's dupatta falls off ☺️☺️ AAAGGGHHHHH! *rips her hair out* OOOOOO.....MMMMM.....GGGGG! My eyes are bulging right now! MY GOD so much hotness in one place 😲😲 *FAINTS* Maan nearly kissed her head! Or did he really kiss her head? ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ My God, it doesn't matter, this was a FLAWLESS PASSION, it burned and roared at its PEAK! πŸ˜‰ Anyone else got a better description because mine is sooo crappy! πŸ˜† I just cant explain how MAGICAL this dream sequence was!
YES it was Maan's dream πŸ₯Ί *looks down in shame* Munday was only Practical in his dream which by the way was HAWT! πŸ˜‰ If only he had tried that in real πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ Munda Maan is getting as surprise tonight in his outhouse πŸ˜† for his seriously HAWT, XRATED thinking, Baby wait for me tonight! πŸ˜‰
Maan opens his eyes and looks at Geet who near the window! *Hum tum plays again* πŸ˜‰ OYE HOYE look at how he looked at her and moved towards her! *HYPERVENTILATES* Haila Munda aaj bohat XXXrated soch raha hai, mein kya karoon? Meri training itna kaam kar jaye gi, yeh mainay kabhi socha nahi tha! LOL What am I going to do? I never knew Munda was tis naughty! I saw it in his eyes that he had every intention of being xxxrated! πŸ˜‰ You know when he walked up, Geet felt his presence, OYE HOYE KURIYE now we're moving forward and the way he was staring at her! UFFFF, UFFF UFFF! I was soooo sure he was going to move in, look at Geet she can feel the intensity, the fire, the passion & the HORMONES 🀣 which were ragging high, CONTROL Maan, like I said yesterday not your SR yet, save it for then putar! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰ I think Geet looked a bit scared, and I don't blame her πŸ˜† You know that Munda didn't have "the right" intentions wink wink! I wish it was me there instead of Geet, observe, Maan comes near me, I pounce on Maan like a puma, next ALOT of XXX-rated actions πŸ˜‰ & we both have a magical night 🀣 ☺️ That's how we do it baby β˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜†
OYE Maan called that song bakwas! 🀣 JHOOTA JHOOTA, because of that song he has very XXXrated intentions towards Geet and now look at him! πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Maan comes up with the idea of sleeping, *Hope he doesn't mean together 🀣* OHMYGOD! Someone SHUT me up because I'm blabbing soooooo much crap! I swear watching that sequence has messed with my brain cells, today I truly don't have any left πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† My GOD Bimbo Faz is speakin to all! 🀣 H...E...L...P
*CONTROL FAZ* Ahem, *with a straight calm face* right so Maan tells Geet to take the sofa whilst he takes the chair, awwww he wants his biwi to rest properly 😳 Before Geet could talk he closes his eyes and off he doses off into his and Geet's dream sequence again πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ My god Geet was being a brat not wanting to sleep πŸ˜† PPPPFFFTTTT like heck is Geet going to stay awake πŸ˜† LMAO at Maan and his pagal line, Mein Geet kay baray mein kya soch raha tha? Yeh larki sach mein, mujhay dhere dhere pagal kar day gi! 🀣🀣 Munda Maan is still in denial, awww bless he doesn't even realise he's already a Pagal πŸ˜‰ Let's give a warm Welcome to Maan in our PagalKhana πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰ Lights come back on! Inn lights ko kya hua? Are they on Maneet's side too? Going off when they want and coming back on when the HAWTNESS has subsided! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰
Maan-Geet's Sleeping Adventures πŸ˜‰
Yaar, you gotta love Maan, I swear you really don't get gems like him in today's world, I mean him covering Geet with her dupatta again was super cute 😳 I was soooo surprised at the way he was so caring towards Geet, putting her head on his shoulder πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ (OYE Maan, I love that shoulder, coming for it tonight πŸ˜†) then seeing her being cold, taking his shirt off 😍 covering Geet with it 😲😍😍😍 My GOD where did they get this guy from? Maneet music was just PERFECTION 😳 HAYEEEEE Look at his HAWT Body in that balck vest! He looks sexcier than ever! 😳 Putting her head on his shoulder once again! 😲 *FAINTS* NEED HE...LP AGAIN! CPR needed right now! πŸ˜† Ufffff they looked sooo paradisiacal together! My GOD I cant control myself today! I mean they looked soooo cute together! πŸ˜‰
The Morning After πŸ˜‰
Everyone is worried about Geet and wagera wagera...skip skip, πŸ˜† basically Pinky is worried, so is Adi, Sasha is too and so is Tasha πŸ˜† They go into the office and see 😲😲😲 Geet & Maan asleep together on the sofa ☺️☺️ DAYUM they looked sooo heavenly πŸ˜‰ I LOVE MANEET even more now! 😳
Dhokaybaazon ka sceneπŸ˜†
SKIPPPPPPPPPPPP! Lol didn't watch it at all today was too excited about Maneet 😳 BTW Billi was lying through his Teeth πŸ˜† He wasn't going office but to his gay BF's house πŸ˜‰πŸ˜† One night stand πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ No wonder the word DHOKA doesn't leave his side πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
The Morning After continuedπŸ˜‰
Tasha ke bachi ke toh mein, guth pakar kar aisa ghumaon ge kay yeh ganji ho jaye ge! πŸ˜†πŸ˜† CHURAIL, aaaaaagggghhhhh cant believe she took a pic of Maneet 😑😑😑 ABSOLUTE 🀬 Imma haunt her in her dreams tonight *evil laugh* MAWAHAHAHAHA 😈 Geet is woken up by Pinky's Geet πŸ˜† Why didn't she just shake her a little? πŸ˜† Geet is very concious πŸ˜• and quickly gets up 😑 Nahi kuriye, you should've stuck to Maan like glue and make that Sasha Chipkali Jealous 😈 Tell her you had a romantic night with Maan πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜† Ay koi Chipkali marnay wala zehar lao, we need to mix it in Sasha & Tasha's coffee 🀣 NEELA THOTHA! 🀣
I really loved how Maan got up slowly, without any tension, all calm and serene as if nothing has happened! πŸ˜‰ MWAH Munday kamal kar diya phir say, I was surprised that he didn't start getting a little uneasy!
Okay I didn't like the scene where Maan puts his shirt back on and some stupid idiot in the BG is saying what were MK and Geet doing? I swear to me personally it felt like a cheap scene, because for one it made Maan look like one of those bosses who messes with his secretary & two made Geet look like a typical secreatry who'd give it up for her boss! 😑😑 This is how I felt you may feel differently but I just didn't enjoy that! πŸ˜•
However Thank God Maan was acting normal, he should be too, he had nothing to hide and he hadn't done anything wrong, Geet needs to learn this too, Maan apni wife ko samjhao πŸ˜† LMAO at his salary line to the employees 🀣 My God even after such a night, he doesn't lose his sense of humor πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰
ADI AUR MAAN KA DOSTANA & JUSTIFICATION 😑
🀣 it started again, haila pehli takar πŸ˜† kitna pyar tha Adi ke ankhoon mein, he felt so shy that he was stuttering and Maan was shy so he quickly buttoned his shirt again 😳 Awwwww but Maan didn't look happy 🀣 Adi's mein nahi aap, aap bhi nahi HUM? 😲😲 HAILA yeh larka toh pura latoo ho gaya, Maneet ko pechay chor gaya 🀣 AAP AUR MEIN? What is he trying to imply? A night together? 😲😲 🀣 Bohat galat idea aa rehay hain iss kay dimaag mein! πŸ˜† Geet comes to his rescue at discussing the "Numbers" πŸ˜†
Maan shouldn't have given Sasha an explanation because afterall Sasha is an "employee" of the company, nothing else! But anywho πŸ˜† glad Maan tried to clear that up even though Sasha didn't "understand" as she said 😑😑 CHIPKALI, mera jharooo ready hai, mein aa rehi hoon teray gonsalay mein 🀣 Look at Maan's face he knew she didn't understand, Maan please keep an eye open this time please please please! πŸ˜•
So next thing that happened was
Geet quickly leaves with Pinky - I dunno why she's hiding she hasn't done anything which would put her or Maan to shame! πŸ˜• Kurri needs to learn a lot more about the world, as they say DOGS ALWAYS BARK πŸ˜‰ so will the office employess πŸ˜ƒ
Maan is reunited with his phone - 🀣 look at the happiness that is jhalaking off his face πŸ˜†πŸ˜³
MR C, no not Mr Cupid, its Mr chopra cancels his plans - 🀣 this guy is like a chameleon changing his plans every minute πŸ˜† turns out he isn't going to London, so the night was just a bonus for us! πŸ˜‰ Geet is worried about the baatein *rolls eyes* DOGS BARK rememeber Geet?
Geet ignoring Maan? What the fish girl? HOW can you ignore such HAWTNESS πŸ˜† Kurri puri tarah talli ho gaye πŸ˜† I swear Maan didn't look happy and I have a feeling he won't be happy with her 😲 Maan stops the lift hero ishtyle 😳 HAILA yeh toh phir say lockdown par hai 🀣 Boss is the secretary again as he's falling the Boss, I mean the secretary around 🀣 Secretary ke secretary? πŸ˜•πŸ˜† Geet is still worried about the baatein! *SIGH* Uhhhh Geet give up already πŸ˜† But I understand her POV, she's never encountered such a situation before and therefore her reaction is perfectly understandable, I guess Maan is more experienced πŸ˜† therefore him handling the situation would be perfect! 😳
Now I'm thinking that after this locked up incident, when the whole office finds out about Geet's pregnancy, I'm sure they'd all point at Maan πŸ˜• creating more confusion? Thinking that Maneet had a one night stand 😲 or it could be quite entertaining as loads of funny things happen? πŸ˜•πŸ˜†
Star of the show - THE WATCHMAN πŸ˜† Loved his filmy thinking πŸ˜†
Action of the day - Maan's sizzling hawt dream about him and Geet 😲☺️
Comedy goes to - Geet for her "Big bag with every essential thing in it" πŸ˜†
Expressions today - Maan and Geet ☺️ MY God what else can I say? 😳
Precap
Tasha shows Sasha the picture she took of Maneet sleeping (I thought she was supose to be a bimbo, where did she get a brain from? 😑 Sooo random) Sasha is planning on defaming & humiliating Geet again 😑 (just you wait cow, I'm coming for your ghonsala, i'll defo kill you with my jharoo today 😑) Everyone receieves a text with Maneet's Sleeping photo & everyone is talking 😑( Who let the dogs out? They are barking again 😑) Geet is worried and ashamed walking through the office (Kuriye you haven't done anything wrong, why are you so ashamed for? )
I'm stubborn and refuse to let Sasha ruin my mood πŸ˜‰ Chado guys, get excited about Maneet! πŸ˜‰
*DEAD DEAD DEAD*
MANEET BLEW ME AWAY ☺️
AAAAGGGGHHHH NEED HELP, SOMEONE GET ME A MAAN AMBULANCE (the driver has to be Maan πŸ˜†)
HYPERVENTILATES 😲 *DEAD*
Over to you me lovlies πŸ˜‰
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Awesome post Faz πŸ˜› ....i think u should change the name of ur title from Maaneet bumping to Maan-Adi bumping 🀣🀣 ...Wahi takraana , wahi eyelocks ,wahi ghabraana 🀣 see so many similarities 🀣 .....

I loved todays show ...Maan's brains have gone for vacations 🀣 ...what was teh need to strip in order to cover geet πŸ˜†πŸ˜† ...issey mann nahi bhara toh khud bhi paas jaake bath gaye....or phir so bhi gaya 🀣 ....he just cant get enough of geet πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

I loved his attitude in the morning but it was helluva funny 🀣 ..all 4 idiots or including geet 5 idiots expressions on him being so normal was hilarious 🀣...aaram se he got up and had put his shirt back as if swimming karke aaya ho 🀣 .......

Sasha's expression was priceless and Maan notices it πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Lovely episode πŸ˜†
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Posted: 15 years ago
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awesome post once again
love your updates- eagerly wait for it to be posted
thanks
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Posted: 15 years ago
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I thought you were going to put warnings for me??? πŸ˜•

Don't worry bimbo Faz, I'll make sure you get to the hospital!!! πŸ˜†
Oh good...you noticed about the dupatta as well in his dream?? 😈🀣
Anyway what can i say??? just brilliant and well funny!!!
🀣🀣🀣
You seriously need to put in warnings for me BF! I can't breathe here or see! Got tears in my eyes! πŸ˜†
Edited by Zee89-Maneetfan - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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had been waiting..

how did your english paper go?

will read and comment...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Awesome post lol
haha hyperventilating lmao
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Posted: 15 years ago
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wow
ur post is so hilarious
loved it totally

pooja
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Thanks for your hilarious analysis.

All maan needed to do was take his vast & pant's off to geet warm then the whole episode would've been perfect.πŸ˜†

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Are these your shorter posts? WOW. Waiting for the long ones. Hahah.
I am LOVING your posts! Have me in hysterics, but I still manage to relive the RIGHT moments of the day. So thank you. LOL.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Sorry Faz...aaj maan mere saath booked hai...humara raat ka plan hainπŸ˜‰ to outhouse jaane ki ghalti mat karna!πŸ˜†
tumhara dil toot jaayega..πŸ’”LOL!πŸ˜†u know na XXXXXXX rated stuff!

Does Adi have a crush on Maan?..😲.....i mean the way he stutters in front of him..πŸ˜†waise i dont mind a threesome..🀣Geet,Maan Aur Adi..ek kamre me band ho..aur chaabi kho jaaye!πŸ˜†





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