CC ki ramayan
My first CC OS is dedicated to pj bhai cuz he gave me this job.😆
CAST
Note: it has got nothing to do with any religious aspects. So don't take any offense.
PJ- Ram
Saniya- draupati
Alisha- basanti😆
Prinnia- ravan (sorry prinzu🤣 )
Jenny- Sita
Habz- Director of ramayan
The story begins'
(ram is at sita's swayamwar where he has to hit the fish's eye with bow and arrow, to marry sita. That was a condition kept by )
ek baar ki baat hai, jab kisi ka dimaag ghum gaya tha and they kept the most horrendous and absurd cast for ramayan. But something very special happened and ramayan cast got some sholey movie people as well. To worse the pain, even umrao jaan somehow came in. lets see what happened.
PJ ram excitedly looked at sita sitting in her swayamwar behind the net curtain.
'haye kya hot maal hai, aaj to isse mein lekar hi jaunga. But man why do I have to hit the arrow in that kamini fish's eyes. Yaar uski machli ki aankh kitni choti hai. Uss sita ke buddhe baap ko bhi bas yehi game mila tha, swayamwar ke liye. Man cricket rakhta, mein sita ke liye sixer pe sixer maarta. Par nahi buddhe ko archery ka shok chara hai.' With that pj lifted the HEAVY bow and arrow, but it was too heavy, so he fell. PJ turned red with embarrassment and the crowd was rolling with laughter. Seeing the audience laughing at him like that, he got up and went to the edge of the stage and shouted,
"KAMINO AGAR ITNI HASI AA RAHI HAI, TO KHUD UTHA KAR DIKHAO. Ekto us nalayak nattu ne itna hard game rakha hai ram ke liye and upar se yeh kamina arrow itna bhari hai. Jao yaar muje to nahi karna yeh role, NATTU GIMMI SOME OTHER ROLE" PJ shouted at the director habz who was hiding behind the curtain and continuously giving PJ her gaaliyaans.
'kutta kamina, nalayak. Pata nahi meine iss tharki buddhe ko raam ka role diya hi kyo. Yeh to aaj poora show flop karayega' nattu thought banging her head on the wall. When suddenly sazi in mini skirt came on the ramayan's set and PJ whistled at her and started singing.
"tan tana tan tan tan tara, chalti hai kya nau se bara" the girl in mini skirt blowed PJ a flying kiss and he gave her a 'haye mein mar jawaan' look.
Nattu threw her shoe on PJ's head cuz he was going out from his character.
"KAMINE BHUL MAT TU RAM HAI. Aisi harkate tujhe shobha nahi deti", nattu screamed at pj and gave him a glare. PJ looked at her confused,
"nattu muje shobha chahiye bhi nahi, bas sita mil jaye nahi to yeh miss mini skirt and I'll be happy."
"THARKI BUDDHA! Yaar koi iski ex wifey ko bulao, yeh kamina phir shuru ho gaya" nattu wined
"mein naachungi'''aaj mein iss ramayan ke set par bhi nachungi", Alisha in basanti's costume came as habz was close to fainting seeing her play.
"oye shin, tu kyo aayi, nattu ne to sani ko bulaya tha na?" PJ asked confused. Alisha gave him a glare and whispered,
"liner ke bacche abhi hum ramayan ke set par hai, to plz shin mat bulao, muje basanti kaho. Dekho na yeh dress mujpar perfect aa raha hai." Alisha said blushing and pj just rolled his eyes.
"basanti ji yeh ramayan hai, what the hell are you doing here?" PJ asked in ram's tone.
"yu to mein zyaada bolti nahi, par kya karu? Mere peeche vo kamina gabbar para hai, so mein bachte bachte yaha aa gayi, hope you don't mind my presence. Trust me mein naachungi" Alisha said while dancing and pj was trying to stop her. Jenny got pissed of seeing her swayamwar scene ruining like that so pulled the curtain down and came barging down to ram and basanti with daggers in her eyes. PJ got scared seeing fire in his wifey's eyes.
"b'baby mein bas tumhare paas hi a.aa raha tha" PJ sluttered while jenny wacked on his shoulder and said,
"haan haan agle saal aana. Nalayak abhi tak to shaadi bhi nahi hui hai, hunders kab aayenge?" jenny asked with a serious face. PJ kept his palm on her mouth and whispered in her ears,
"wifey agar yaha bedroom talk karogi, to thori problem ho jayegi u see."
"kyo bedroom talks vo churel sani hi kar sakti hai kya?" jenny said wipping her tears. Alisha became alert hearing her twinzy's name,
"yaar naam mat le, I bet twinzy silent spectator hogi and naam sunte hi aa jayegi" Alisha said looking around, but to her bad luck, sani came waddling on the stage holding her sari, but it came in her foot, so she fell.
"KUTTA KAMINA TAILOR, that dog couldn't even sew a sari which is my size, uff. That nalayak ka to mein aaj khun pi jaungi and vo bhi PVC piped se" sani showered her SSGs and pj gave her a hurt look. Sani went upto him and asked,
"kya hai kamine? Kyo devdaas ki shakal banayi hui hai?"
"sani how many times I told you that I am very possessive about SSGs and u mercilessly showered them at someone else. And jaan, PVC pipes par bhi sirf mera haq hai, use straw for other people" PJ said adamantly while folding his hands against his chest.
"solly na ex hubby, ab pakka SSGs sirf tumpar bar saoungi par plz yeh devdas sirf apni wifey ke saamne banna. Mere saamne to bas hot maal hi ban jao, I'll be happy" sani said while pulling his cheek out of his cheek bone
"OWW kamini maarna hai kya? And bata tu yeh saari pehen kar ramayan ke stage par kyo aayi hai?" pj asked nonchalantly but suddenly realisation dawned upon him and looked at nattu who was sitting on the floor with crossed legs and meditating- trying to control her anger.
"nattu tu aise yaha meditation kyo kar rahi hai? Hehe" pj laughed nervously. Nattu gritted her teeth and threw her other chappal at pj aswell but he ducked and it landed on Alisha. Sani started to laugh seeing her twinzy's confused face but as comprehention dawned upon Alisha, she started to boil and fume in anger.
"AAG LAGA DUNGI MEIN ISS SET KO NATTU KI BACCHI. How dare u throw ur chappal at me?"Alisha barked and nattu and gulped. Sani dragged pj and jenny to the corner,
"yaar ab suru hua asli natak. Man mein to popcorn bhi layi thi, chalo ab dekhte hai WWF between twinzy and habz. Eekkss, am so excited. Look guys mein to pehle se hi keh deti hu ki am supporting my twinzy. GO TWINZY GO TWINZY GO TWINZY" sani started loudly cheering for Alisha and everybody just started at her with disbelief.
"What? Mein to sirf apna twinzy hone ka dharm nibha rahi thi, real mein to mein bohot non violent person hu. Sacchi mein. Ex hubby ki kasam" sani said looking at everyone nervously and pj choked on his popcorn.
"KYA??? Kamini tujhe muje maarne ki itni jaldi hai. Roz to galli ke larko ko itna maarti hai kyo ki aaj kal vo tujhe "buri nazar" se nahi dekhte and kamini khud ko non violent person bolti hai.
Finally habz stood up and dragged all the aune phone people out of the stage and ordered pj to start with her eyes. Pj like a good boy, nodded and hugged sita,
"ab bas mujse shaadi karle site, I just can't play this bow and arrow game anymore."
when suddenly a loud voice boom in the auditorium,
"MEIN AAGAYA SITA. baba ko bhiksha nahi dogi baalike" said raavan while holding onto to his 10 heads which were loose. habz came storming upto ravan and pulled the weak l'il ravan by his collar and screamed in his ears,
"kamini prinz tu abhi yaha kya kar rahi hai? abhi to dono ki shaadi bhi nahi hui?"
END OF part 1
Edited by Sani_Rani - 15 years ago
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