The Runaway Bride Movie Continues
First they used all the multiple personalities to advice him. But that just gave him vertigo and the head spin caused him to reaffirm his faaltu decision. Today they decided to use the ENTIRE FAMILY to do what the multiple personalities could not do. It almost worked and then just when we were waiting for Archana to go all Indian Idol on us and do a wonderful rendition of "Material Girl" she chickened out. I guess Madonna's pitch was too overwhelming for her. She took a deep breath and then the balloon deflated and she changed her mind. She decided to quit the music career and take on game shows. She even did an amazing job of playing Jeopardy host Alex Trebek. And you know our poor Manav has never been equipped for the game shows. He got all confused all over again and those fleeting moments of clarity got all scrambled with the 20 questions and he just agreed to every suggestion so that he could qualify tension free for the Final Jeopardy round. He is very poor these days and cannot afford to lose his hard won points in the early rounds.
So anyways round and round the race track we go and ultimately we reach the "Shravani Grihasti" gate. Somewhere Somehow Archu's brains got zapped. I'm sorry did she just give a testimonial FOR Marriages of Convenience?
Searching for Gretel in the CST Jungle
Watching this show now is like watching an Indian Version of Hansel and Gretel. Archu is like the woodcutter father who keeps taking step-father Manav to find the errant kid Shravani who keeps leaving breadcrumbs "i.e. CST station comment on convo to Archu" so that her parents can find her. I think Archu should adopt Shravani. That way she can have a very pavitra rishta with her SIL Manav.
The tablas and the background singers were in FULL FORCE today. I guess they were given a good meal to energize them. All the aaaa music so far has totally killed their spirit.
So is it me or is this another dj vu scene. First Manav went looking for Archu when she was lost and he gave her the Ram katha and brought her back home. Today he went looking for Shravani when she was lost and gave her the Sita katha (archu's version) and brought her back home.
The Runaway Bride Is Back
Savita looked shocked and disappointed when she saw Shravani. Damn, she thought, this evil wind blows again. In a deep state of bewilderment, which is the only reason I could think of, Kaka tells her looking at the way you live I feel like I have never lived. Ok this man NEEDS that cardiac arrest. He's going mental. Maybe they should accompany it with shock therapy.
Upon hearing this cue, Archu started signing the Ave Maria FULL BLAST. She went on and on. The choir was tired of keeping up. The priest quit. The people in the church just wanted the Mass to get over. The entire bridal party just wanted to rest their weary feet and minds. But Archu was unrelenting. She went octaves higher with each breathe until she had a fever pitch. Only Manav looked on adoringly. I am telling you guys, I think there was a brief moment there when this inspirational sonata caused some kind of Spiritual Virtual Or**** for ArMan. (I was not talking origami if you got my drift). All I can say is when she was done with the crescendo Manav looked like he had quite the Holy Ride. However the entire gathering was totally oblivious to their telepathic rendezvous and were mercifully spared the horror.
So the Madonna went on making promises to Vandu, to Aai, to Shravani and all. Even Vinod yesterday. As she is not planning on being in town I am very curious to know how she plans on keeping these promises to be omnipresent. Is there a secret teleporter technology that we are not aware of here? Girish was looking very warily at her. He wanted to protect his only daughter from this unpredictable psycho. Someone this calm in the face of calamity is creepy. Girishji, I am on your side. Go calm down my friend, eat a meduvada or something. We have our nazar trained sharply on that Archu.
One false move and she is toast.
So she saved the best for last. She walks to Pea brain and says what can I say to you? Ok at this point I was drowning in tears of self-pity. Brazil had just lost the game and my world had been shaken. So I got down on bended knee and begged. Please Please just don't say anything. Stop singing and go home. I will pay you a million dollars if you just STOP saying anything. Really there is NOTHING more for you to say to this dude or us or anything. But the Madonna did not believe me. She gave me this patient look and continued on her merciless mission.
Man she should get a job as a bartender. She kept serving him the Zimmedari tequilas over and over and over. The dude was so intoxicated that he never noticed the worm that she served with every shot.
Then she revealed her wedding gift for Manchoo. I am leaving town was her GRAND REVELATION. OMG at that moment if you looked at Shravani's face it seemed like Archu had just called off all the numbers on her lottery ticket. The woman knows how to give a gift. Poor Manav he is so kadka right now that he cannot afford a cell phone plan with long distance minutes and roaming. So Shravani I am happy for you. All Izzz Well. Edit add: I hope she uses Shravani's ticket. Sav aai will get real unhappy is she wastes the money. besides last time I checked Archu had none. So I think this is a fair trade guys. Your ticket for My Man.
Guys, I think I misunderstood the base plot her. It is not Ekta and Sushant Ka Telechakkar. It is Ekta aur Pooja Pihal ka Telechakkar.
Re-defining the Pavitrata of their Moronic Rishta
So apparently Ekta has a beef with the Oxford and Webster definition of Pavitra Rishta. She is putting in her own definition with Wikipedia.
For those viewers who have repeatedly asked for the BT definition. Ekta has finally obliged.
So apparently, It's a no strings no label selfless kind of warped up association not meant for the average sane person.
Guys, I seriously, seriously think it's time for all of us to quit. Anyways, a very masochistic evening to all PR fans. Here begins the next round of mind-numbing stupidity.
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