Jaise ko Taisa mila..Jokes on Shakti n Angad

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

Jaise ko Taisa ...😛

Shakti and Angad ko mila jawab..😉

Hello friends, Raj here again, back with some new jokes two Dumbs...Shakti and Angad...read and enjoy...

1..Shakti : Kaisi Sabzi Banayi Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Kesar : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Khaa Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!😆

2...Shakti : When I get mad at you, ..you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Kesar : I clean the toilet bowl.
Shakti : How does that help?
Kesar : I use your toothbrush! ...👏

3...Sajan Singh: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Krishna (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin Pita jee:
Sajan Singh:-Neeche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. ...😆

4...A crow shits on Shakti. Kesar gives tissue paper to him.
Shakti: Koi Faayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya..! ..

5...Shakti: aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Kesar:-Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi. 😉

6...Angad ne Arushi se kaha:- Arushi aaj to chai peene ka mazaa aa gaya.''

Arushi ne kaha:- Angad, agar billi ne doodh mein moonh na maara hota aur choohe ne dubki nahi lagayi hoti to aur bhi mazaa aata.''

7...Angad ki shaadi ho gayi, kuch saal ke baad ki ghatna hai yeh...Angad ko bachchey hue aur ek din

Ek Ladki ne Angad se lift mangi,
Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi.

Angad ko TENSION !!
Angad hospital le gaya,

Doctor bola ' Angad tum baap banne wale ho

Angad ko TENSION !!

Angad bola ' Main iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se poocha

Ladki boli ' yehi baap hai.

Angad ko aur TENSION.

Phir police aayi

Angad ka medical check up hua.

Report aayi.

Angad to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakta.

Angad ko aur TENSION !!

Angad ne Bhagwan ka shukar manaya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaya !

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo teen bachchey hain

Woh kiske hain'????????...😉😆..(Angadwa ho gaya izzat ka falooda.). 😆😆

I hope you must have enjoyed reading the jokeswa..

Waiting for your comments and views..😊

Keep Smilingwa..😃

God Bless You...😊

Set_raj...😊

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vishal varma

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Posted: 15 years ago

RAJ bhai tussi tu great ho tumra jokes tu Angadwa aur sakti ka band baja dala... bahut he khoob hai hum ko bhi batane ka kahan se search kertay ho???

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Rajesh

@set_raj

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: vishal-varma
RAJ bhai tussi tu great ho tumra jokes tu Angadwa aur sakti ka band baja dala... bahut he khoob hai hum ko bhi batane ka kahan se search kertay ho???

Thanks Vishal bhai....Angadwa aur Shakti poppat ka toh band bajana hi hai..unke kartoot dekhkar...😆 Aur bhi Angadwa ki pitaayi honewali hai naye jokes mein...😉

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AqUaMaRiN

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Hello Raj! HOW I wish Kesar treated Shakti JUST like u have written and HOW BADLY I want to see Angad suffer like u joked about him!!! Hilarious jokes!!! 👍🏼

PS: Am waiting for today's updatewa in ur andaaj!!!😊

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kasturika ghosh

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Posted: 15 years ago

ohhh hw did i miss them??????????????? woooooooowwwww kudoos to ur awsum sense of humour....am still......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: limits

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Hello Raj! HOW I wish Kesar treated Shakti JUST like u have written and HOW BADLY I want to see Angad suffer like u joked about him!!! Hilarious jokes!!! 👍🏼

PS: Am waiting for today's updatewa in ur andaaj!!!😊

😃Hi Ruhi...how are you?...😊😃

Yes they should something like that let Shakti taste his own medicine...but alas these creatives will never..😆😆

Angad...ia have something more this jerk...just wait for few days...will blast him again..😆😆😆

Thanks a ton..😊

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: kaasshh
ohhh hw did i miss them??????????????? woooooooowwwww kudoos to ur awsum sense of humour....am still......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yess..I post these yesterday..but being a sunday..hardly few read..so it went unnoticed.... Thanks a lot for your compliment...will post more soon..😃😆 Keep smiling..😃

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Anjaani

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Posted: 15 years ago

thanks....loved all of them

loved this one the most

Sajan Singh: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Krishna (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin Pita jee:
Sajan Singh:-Neeche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: an_jaani
thanks....loved all of them
loved this one the most

Sajan Singh: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Krishna (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin Pita jee:
Sajan Singh:-Neeche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

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😆😆Behooda logon ke behooda jokes hain...

Thanks a ton...😃