PART - 4
All went to the restaurant and seated themselves. Everyone was in a very good mood and wanted to do lot of masti. Sani who was sitting next to armaan was trying to do something on her mobile phone but was not successful, she was getting frustrated. As soon as armaan saw that he turned towards sani to ask her what exactly happened.
Armaan: Kya huya sani kyu frustrate ho rahi ho.
Sani:dekh na yaar dad ne mujhe naya mobile gift kiya tha but mujhe isey operate karma samaj hi nahi aa raha.
Armaan: kyu kya huya, kya samaj nahi aa raha.?
Sani: arey yaar phone ko kab se silent mode par karne ka try kar rahi hoon, samaj hi nahi aa raha ki kaisey hoga.
Armaan: look click the menu button, then go into the tools folder, then click the profiles button and select the silent mode. Aasan to hai, itni tension kyu leti ho pehle hi pooch leti to itna time pareshan nahi hona parta na.
Sani: arey haan ho gaya. Thanks life saver and thanks so much foe helping me in my problem. Aur batao apne baare mein kuch interesting.
Armaan: arey thanks mat kaho tum meri dost ho and doston ki help karne ke liye thanks nahi bolte. Waisey meri life mein tumhari tarah itni interesting cheese nahi hai. Waisey tumhare 50 hubbies ka kya funda hai, maza aata hai kya yeh joke karne mein.
Sani:ok thik hai no thanks but shukriya to bol sakti hoon na (and started to laugh and armaan was giving confused expressions) and about my hubbies, actually mujhe job hi larka pasand aata hai mein raat ko sapne mein usey apna hubby bana leti hoon, fir shaadi hote hi agar who mujhe bedroom mein zada pasand nahi aata to usey divorce de deti hoon and fir apne us ex hubby se big alimony to become rich.
Armaan: tumhe iske illawa bhi koi dreams aate hai ya bus yahi chalta rehta hai tumhare dreams mein.
Sani: kya yaar jab tal mera dream man, my greek god mujhe nahi mill jata tab tak in aate jaate hubbies se hi kaam chyalana parega na.
Armaan: oh ok that's interesting
Sani: bacche ab yeh bare logo ki baatein hai, wadde logo ki waddi baatein
Armaan: oh that's great so as mein to baccha hoon jaisey ki aapne abhi kaha so can I call u big sis.
Sani: sure dear so from now on I will call u kam akal
Armaan: arey kam akal kyu, maine tumhara kya bigara hai.
Sani: bas kaha na kam akal to kam akal aur mujhe zada behas karne wale log bilkul pasand nahi hai
Armaan: thik hai my big sis call me whatever u want (both started to laugh after that)
Both had a great time during their convo when everyone called them as they had planned to play the truth and dare game to have fun. Both agreed to play the game. So they picked up the bottle and started to rotate it and it was decided that bottle ka upper end jiski bhi raeaf aaya that person will have to choose between truth and dare.
So sani took the bottle and rotated it and when it stopped the upper end came towards Nattu. So as everyone was in a mood to do masti so they decided ki aaj to nattu madam ke saare raaz nikalwa lenge.
Riddhima: so Miss Nattu what do u choose truth or dare.
Nattu: Ok I choose truth but zada tough ques mat poochna please
Vini: kyu darr lag raha hai kya mam
Nattu: vini first of all abhi hum office mein nahi hai so don't call me mam and secondly tum logo ke fave pe jo evil smile mujhe dikh rahi hai ussey koi bhi darr jayega.
Armaan: (thought a bit anf then said)
Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar jhukake Darne ki Aadat hai.
Riddhima: meow meow my puppy dog kya shaari maari hai
Armaan: bhau bhau shukriya ji
Shin: oye tum dono apne kutte billi ka khel baad mein khelna pehle nattu se koi acha sa ques to poocho.
Armaan:
Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere question poochne ke bina udaas rehte ho??
Shin: dekh armaan humey game khelne de zada bore mat kar apni backwaas shayari se. agar tu isey tarah tang karta raha na to mein tujhse kabhi baat nahi karungi. Kitna bore kar raha hai tu sab ko.
Riddhima: HAWWWWW me no getting bore from his shayari, me loving that. Kyu my puppy dog meow meow
Shin: arey to tum dono bahar ja kar shayari shayari khelo aur hume please truth and dare khelne do.
Armaan: ok ok baba no shayari now, lets continue with the game. So who is going to ask the ques from Nattu
Vini: can I do it please
Armaan: sure dear go ahead and ask the question.
Nattu: please aasan sa ques hi poochna
Vini: so do u have any BF or are u married
Nattu: wow this is easy, actually I am engaged and I will be getting married within 3 months.
Riddhima: wow congrats to u and have fun in life macho macho
Vini: Nattu u nevr told us yaar
Armaan: arey vini aaj hi to mille hai, dekh dheere dheere kaisey saare raaz bahar aa jate hai. Pata nahi nattu ke aur kistne raaz aaj hi hum khulwa lenge.
Nattu: ufff armaan ke bacche, chup ho ja (trying hard to make him shut his mouth so what who aur kuch na pooch le but armaan chup hone se raha tha us waqt)
Armaan: sorry nattu mein Indian culture ko follow karta hoon so no bacche before marriage. Aapke to 1 saal baad bacche ho jayenge but I wahe to wait for 4-5 years atleast na. meri to abhi koi girlfriend bhi nahi hai. Abhi to bas hamare zindagi jeene ka alag hi tarika hai.
Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.
Shin: lo fir shuru ho gaya bewara shayar
Armaan: oye shin chup kar mein beware nahi hoon bus mujhe shayari karma acha lagta hai
Shin: ek baat bata tere andar abhi kis mare huye shayar ki aatma ghus gayi hai so aiey sari gali shayari kar raha hai.
Armaan: kya yaar ek to meri shayari ka mazak bana rahi ho and upar se pata nahi kiske aatma bhi mere andar hi dal rahi ho zabardasti, abhi meri band nahi pajani hai shin abhi to chalo hamara shikaar Nattu hai, yaad rakho
Nattu: acha matlab teri aaj tak koi girl friend nahi bani, kyu mazak kar raha hai jhoote
Armaan: Mein sirf sach bolta hoon aur sach ke siva kuch nahi bolta.
Nattu: abhi to court min nahi khara hai na, to mera dill rakhne ke liye jhoot hi bol deta.
Armaan: kaisa jhoot? (got realy confused)
Nattu: abe khotte, agar tu haan kar deta girl friend ke liye to mein bhi tera thora sa mazak bana leti na
Armaan: aapko kya lagta hai ab mein aapko chor dunga (looking at Nattu with a evil smile) ab dekho mein aapki kaisey band bajata hoon
Nattu: thik hai dekh lenge
Armaan: abhi to aap apne 1 saal mein hone waale baccho ki chinta karo
Nattu: kyun...bache ki factory hai hamari jo ek saal mein hamara bache ho jayenga...atlest 2 to 4 years hahahahha. Waisey tumhara jiju ka to nahi patah....but lolzz for me defintly 3 years. Waisey yaaar mujheee bua banna hai soo plzz 5 saal tuk intezaar nahi hoga, thora to jaldi karde mere bhai.
Armaan: diiiii sab yahi kehte hai but we will see 9 months after ur marriage..................i am sure u will have chunnu munnu in ur hand. well bua to aap baad mein hi banogi................so have some patience. Aur by the way aapne mujhe bhai kab banaya.
Nattu: abhi abhi koi problem hai kya?
Armaan: nahi koi problem nahi hai rather I was thinking ki ab se mein aapko diii hi bulayunga. I hope u don't mind.
Nattu: not at all my kam akal bhai
Armaan: hey who told u ki sani has decided to call me kam akal
Nattu: haye allha kitne sawal karta hai, abey jab tum dono baat kar rahe the to maine sun liya tha.
Armaan: thik hai diiii, shaadi hote hi 9 months mein maa banne wali diiii (and started to laugh)
Nattu: hahahaha ......lolzz..right after marriage....GIVE ME SOME BREAKKK nooo wayyyyyy. Lekin.....i m sure mein bua 5 saal ke under bun jawogi.
Sani: Kamino game khatam hone ke baad chunnu munnu ki planning ka lena ok abhi game to aagey baraye ya nahi.
Armaan: oye big sis tumne mujhe kamina kaha, lo ab tumpar bhi ek shayari sonata hoon
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamini ho?
Nattu: wah wah kya shayari hai, cha lab is sani ka mazak bana
Armaan: nahi diii mein ek time pe ek shikaar hi karta hoon, aur aaj aapka shikaar karne ka dill hai mera
Nattu: oye chup kar and ja kar mujhe bua banana ki planning shuru kar
Armaan: diiiiiii i am not a despo, i can wait but i am sure that jiju after marriage won't give u time (this made everyone sitting there who were listening to the conversation carefully and didn't wanted to disturb as they were enjoying this convo started to laugh)
Nattu: hahahahah ....hum bhi despo thora na hain, or wese bhi nhone khud time manga hai to ....abbhi koi chunnu munnu nahi hain. I m just 25 yaar.
Sani: arey bas bhi karo tum dono
Nattu: oii nahii sanzzz we love thiss talks. Abb to yaha hum dono ke chunnu munu ki bhi baat ho rahi hain to hum ye baatein kaisey band kar sakte hai. Chal tere chunnu munnu ki bhi planing kar lete hain. Wht say ARMAAN?
Armaan: Oye sani diiiiiiiiiii ke chunnu munnu par nazar mat dalo. Aur diii lets plan sani's kids aswell kyunki abhi to poori raat baki hai.
Sani: hayyyy ek accha sa naam sochna. thik hai. Mujhe apne baccho ko ek rocking naam se bulana hai.
Armaan: kyu chunnu munnu thik nahi hai kya
Sani: itna hi acha naam lagta hai to khud apne baccho ka rakhlo na. kyo chunnu munnu ke daddy.
Shin: ok stop it all 3 of u now and lets continue with the game now.
Shin takes the bottle and rotates it again and this time the upper end of the bottle stopped towards riddhima.
Sid: ab aaya na unth pahar ke nichey
Riddhima: Hawww ab mujhe hi phasna tha kya, guys please don't be so evil
Sid: (looking at here with evil looks) chalo ab to tumhe chunna hi parega truth ya dare (then started to think agar isne dare chun liya tab to mein isey bata hi dunga ki how sexy I am, I will dare her to kiss me)
Riddhima: ok I choose truth
Sid: (with a low voice) shit (abey yaar yeh murgi mere jaal mein phas kyu nahi rahi hai?), thik hai to chalo batao how many boyfriends did u had in the past and do u have any boy friend right now.
Riddhima: oh cool question''..see I had 5 no actually 6 arey nahi haan haan 7 boyfriends till now. And currently I don't have anyone n my life.
Armaan: aur tumhare us 7th boy friend ko chore huye kitna time ho gaya.
Riddhima: oh usey to maine 6 months pehle dump kar kar diya tha. He was from Columbia.
Sid: okay Riddhima.......so how was your Columbian bf!!
Riddhima: he was hot (blushing a bit) and an amazing kisserrrrrrrrrr
Sid: i saw whts your rashee and priyanka had a columbian bf too his name was MoroCCO!!
Armaan: so u have kissed him, ahem ahem''how did u feel about that?
Riddhima: ofcourse I enjoyed kissing him yaar and oye sid tub hi kya bikar movies dekhta rehta hai
Sid: oh matlab u enjoyed kissing him that's great, balle balle sava sava...good good..
Armaan: so baki BFs kahan kahan ke the and why did u left this Columbian one if u liked him so much.
Riddhima: I had an bf on internet also.. lolzz, nd a colombian, a dominican one, this one is greece/Dominican.
Armaan: karti kya ho tum itne saare boy friends ke saath
Riddhima: main bohot zaiyda bathe karti hoon! And baaki jo kuch bhi karti hoon who abhi public mein nahi bata sakti na (and started to laugh loudly)
Sid: main na thodi kum baante kar ta hoon apni girl friends se..innocent hoona..!
Riddhima: me is more innocent
Armaan: what a joke (and passed a smile)
Riddhima: kyun??? do i look like me is laughing??
Armaan: nahi aisa kuch nahi, tum kafi flirty ho
Riddhima: Kyu tum flirt nahi karte kya?
Armaan: nahi kabhi chance nahi mila flirt karne ka
Riddhima: don't worry u may get that chance very soon (looking at armaan like she has already decided a evil plan against him)
Sani: Riddhima ....darling um proud of u!!..... tum hi to ho...mahila mandali ka agli president!!
A man who was listening to all this was thinking to himself, aaj to tum bach gayi canteen mein meri jaan but kab tak bachogi''..bohot jald tum meri baahon mein hogi. Don't worry riddhima if ur Columbian boyfriend was a good kisser and then I will prove to u that how good I am on the bed with u. ab koi tumhe mujhse bacha ya dur nahi rakh payega.
Promo ' game continues in the next part and what happens when armaan and others have to choose between truth and dare.
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