Boys and girls with immense attitude problem CC ki katha... by saniya😆
once sani the sexy churel was working on a potion. A potion which turns rats into humans. A rat called vini asked sexy churel.
"yaar tu muje kya banayegi? kamini kuch acha banana warna pj baba ko bolkar bhasam kar dungi and iss baar teri twinzy bhi kuch nahi kar payegi" sexy churel was fuming in anger and retorted, "vo tharki buddha kya bigaar lega mera? kamina aaj tak ek makkhi nahi bhasam kar saka, mahan sexy churel ko kya bhasam karega?"
vini the rat smirked, "tum pj baba ko underestimate mat karo, haan mana vo tharki buddha hai, par unke charms aise hai ki armaan ki unke saamne paani piye. huh." vini said proudly
sexy churel gave vini the rat last warning "vini nalayak chup hoja warna mein tujhe insaan nahi banaungi. Vini the rat was in no mood to back off, so the dumb thing spat back, "haan haan mat banana waise bhi anpar ne aaj take ek potion dhang ka nahi banaya". sexy churel was about to stomp on the rat when the potion bucket got knocked over and over vini the rat. Vini was over the moon that finally she'll be a human, but how could u expect sexy churel to make a right potion, so instead of turning into a human, vini the rat turned in spongebob square pants.
vini was jumping up and down singing "yayyy mein insaan ban gayi, yayyy mein ban gayi" but what she didn't knew was that she turned into a yellow midget beast rather than a human. Sexy churel turned red seeing her experiment failing miserably. She quickly slipped out of the room before vini notices her misconception. Vini finally went to the mirror to see her beautiful face, atleast that's what she thought. As soon as she saw herself in the mirror, her face fell from a very happy to a very angry. She was enraged and smoke was coming out from her ears.
"KAMMMIIIINIIIII CHURELLLLLLL yeh kya kiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" vini screamed her lungs out.
fazi the mouse came out of his hole listening to that ear popping screech.
"kya hai vini kyo gala phar rahi hai?"fazi asked pressing her temple
"SHUT UP! that churel turned me into spongebob and ur saying ki mein gala phar rahi hu"vini said looking at fazi with daggers in her eyes.
"haan haan vini uss sani ki wajah se to mera karan bhi chala gaya. mere bacche ka baap. KARAN i miss u jaan." fazi said dreamily
"lo yeh phir shuru ho gayi, oye batana mein kya karu?" vini asked annoyedly
"tujhe na pj baba ke paas jana chahiye, wahi uss churel ko seedha kar sakte hai"
"done! ab us churel ko kaun bachaye. muahaha" vini thought with an evil laugh.
IN PJ BABA'S ASHRAM
"aao baalike batao mein tumhari kya madad kar sakta hu?" pj baba asked vini as she entered his bedroom where baba was resting.
"baba vo kamini'" pj interrupted her
"KAMINI BABA KE CHARAN KAUN TERA BHOOT CHUEGA?" pj baba asked fraustrated
'yaar aaj kal meri to izzat hi nahi rahi market mein' pj baba thought
"sorry baba, I forgot" vini asked rolling her eyes
'kya god, kaise din aa gaye hai, ab iss tharki buddhe ke bhi charan chune parenge. Utha le muje uthele iss dunya. Muje nahi god iss tharki buddhe ko and then us kamini churel ko' vini thought getting pissed off.
"sab moh maya hai, batao kaise aana hua? Kya madad kar sakta hu mein tumhari?" baba asked lighting his cigar and puffing smoke. vini looked at him in disbelief thinking 'kaunse baba cigar pite hai, gosh. Yeh to shakal se bhi baba nahi popeye lagta hai. Huh. Muje kya'
"baba vo na ek churel ne muje aisa bana diya, I want ki aap uss churel ko bhasam kar do bas baba. Mein aap ka ehsaan kabhi nahi bhulungi" vini said pleadingly
"haan haan vo sab to thik hai baalike lekin paise to haina bhikari, u see mein free mein kaam nahi karta"
"baba paise to nahi hai. Meina spongebob banne se pehle ek rat thi, and ab recession ke time mein insaano ko job nahi milte, to rats to out of question hai."
"hmmm acha chalo paise nahi to wifey hi dedo. Meri wifey valentino ke saath bhaag gayi hai, mein kya karu?" pj said with a sad face.
'uff yeh tharki Buddha to apni ram katha lekar beth gaya. Why me god?' vini was pissed off by now
"kamine buddhe help karni hai to kar warna bhaad mein jao" vini shouted as she was towering baba.
"haan haan kardunga, lekin badle muje kya milega?" baba asked
"arey vo sexy churel ko le lena, vo bhi koi hot maal se kam nahi hai baba" vini said winking at baba
"baba prasanna hue" pj baba smirked
PJ BABA'S ASHRAM'S RECEPTION
TRING TRING
"hello pj baba's ashram, ur speaking ur Alisha the pooh", Alisha (pj baba's secretary ) said in a sugar coated voice.
"Alisha baba ko pranam karo, mein baba bol raha hu apne bedroom se" pj baba said
"kya hua liner, kyo muje phone kiya" Alisha asked getting annoyed
"shin jab mein kaam par ho tab muje liner mat bulaya karo yaar. I have lot of respect around"
"yeah yeah whatever! Batao kyo phone kiya, meri twinzy yaad aa gayi kya?"
"naam mat lo uss churel ka. Dekho uss kamini ne kya kiya hai. Bechare ek chuhe ko spongebob bana diya us kamini ne and bhaag gayi" pj said shaking his head
"HAHAHAHA arey bhai lekin kuch to banaya na, peechli baar to usne insaan ko cow bana diya tha. Yaad hai vo gauri, jisne aapko molest karne kis try kiya tha hahaha" Alisha laughed her head off
"shut up it's not funny kk. Acha chalo nattu ke paas jana hai, aaj uske 100 bacche paida hue hai. I bet meri sani jaan wahi chupi hogi"
"chalo phir mr sachdeva"
SANJEEVNI HOSPITAL 😆
Prinnia the gynaecologist was sitting in her cabin talking to Mr moiz, habz's hubby.
"dekho moiz, ur wife is weird, I mean like meine apni career ki history mein kisi ko one go mein itne saare bacche paida karte hue nahi dekha. I mean 1 nahi 2 nahi 3 nahi poore 100 bacche. Is she even huma?" prinzu asked moiz who was sitting there blushing while listening to Dr prinnia.
"ab mein kya bol sakta hu iss baare mein. Shayad mein usse kuch zyada hi pyaar karta hu"
"whatever" dr prinnia rolled her eyes when suddenly the door barged open and came sani the churel.
"hi meri hospital ka mufat khana khane waali kamini hospital ki doctor" sani greeted prinnia with a rib crashing hug.
"sshhhh yaar kyo mere izzat ki band baja rahi hai kamini churel patient ki family ke saamne" prinnia was embarrassed.
"arey yaar moiz jeej bhi to nattu ke vo hai" sani said winking at moiz jeeju.
"hey jeej, so how do u feel itne saare baccho ke baap banker", sani said teasing moiz jeeju
"chup kar sexy churel, meine kabhi poocha hai tujse ki tujhse ki tujhe kaisa lagta hai itne saare hubbys ke saath shadi karke"
"hayyeee to pucho na, mein to mar rahi hu, apni suhaagraat discuss karne ke liye" sani said dreamily when pj, Alisha and vini barged in dr prinnia's cabin.
Sani's eyes widened seeing fire in vini's eyes. She was fuming in anger.
"hi vini, twinzy and everyone else" sani said meekly looking anywhere but into vini's eyes.
"acha to ex hubby everyone else ho gaya" pj said looking hurt as ever.
"chup kar nalayak, bedroom mein to awaaz nikalti nahi and yaha bare dahad rahe ho" sani said looking into pj's eyes but stealing glances at vini who was standing with hand on her hips.
"kamini kya tune vini ko spongebob bana diya?"
"to to'meinn'k..kya kk..karti? galti ho gaya"
Vini brushed pass pj and stood in middle on ex hubby and wifey.
"chup kar churel. Tu to waise bhi muje vo potion pilane waali thi. What did u said "u'll be an insaan vini" and look mein kya ban gayi" vini said strangling sani while other were taking pleasure of the cat fight. Alisha couldn't see her twinzy dying like this, so she in the middle and separated jungli vini from bechari sani.lol
Now they all headed towards habz where she was eating pani puri.
"lo yeh bhukkar jab dekho khati hi rehti hai" prinzu said shaking her head thinking 'god muje hi aise patient dene the, why god'
"meine 9 mahine se nahi khayi and mere khane par nazar mat daal anpar doctor" habz said mouthful
"heloooo I passed my MBBS, then did my intership and now I am a qualified doctor, so plzzzz don't call me anpar u l'il despo" prinzu retorted
"hawwww nattu tu despo. Tabhi mein sochu ki 100 chunnu munnus aaye kaise?" pj said while tapping his index finger on his forehead.
"look who's speaking, jiske already 100 hunders hai nahi?" habz said with a big smirk.
"haan haan lekin mujse badi despo to yeh teri sanzzz hai jisne 50 hubbys paal rakhe hai" pj said pointing towards sani. Sani choked on her pani puri which she was secretly eating from habz plate.
COUGH COUGH AHEM AHEM
"kamini churel tu meri pani puri chura rahi thu. Chor kahiki" habz shouted at sani
"nn..nahi'm..mein t..to taste kar rahi thi. Hehe" sani said sheepish grin. Everybody started at her in disbelief when sani's twinzy helped her out of her misery
"arey chordo tum log meri churelling twinzy ko yaar, tum sab log to jaante hona ki kuch nahi ho sakta iss ka, phir bhi bas peeche hi par jaate hai. Kal isne mere purse mein se paise churay, meine kuch kaha. Nahi cuz muje pata hai ki vo paise iske personal protection ke saaman mein use hote hai" Alisha said with a fake smile.
Vini who was watching all this tamasha silently by now got pissed off and said in a warning tone,
"kamino ab koi meri problem solve karega ya nahi?"
"abhi mood nahi hai baba ka" pj said lazily yawing
"to kis cheez ka mood hai ex hubby?"sani said winking at pj. Pj smirked and said, "bedroom mein chalo jaan, batata hu kis cheez ka mood hai"
"chi chi in dono ne to hospital ko bhi nahi chora" prinnia said hitting her head with her hand.
"haan to tujhe kya hai? In dono ko karne de romance, and muje and moiz ko akela chor do tum sab log" nattu said annoyed.
"and log muje despo bolte hai" sani said looking at the love birds.
then Mr A sani's current hubby came in the room.
"hi sexy" Mr A said to wink wid a naughty wink, sani blushed hard and pj was shot Mr A a glare.
"hi Mr A, kaise ho jaan. kal to maza aa gaya yaar" sani said still blushing
"hi babes, you were so hot in bed afterall" pj's head shot up and looked at sani accusingly. sani gave him a sheepish laugh
"hehe hey ex hubby. KYA AISE KYA DEKH RAHE HO? tumne to muje divorce de diya tha na cuz i did adultery on my honeymoon" said snapped back at pj
"no i gave u divorce because u sucked on bed" pj retorted.
"no i didn't, agar yakeen na ho to vo night manager ko pooch" sani said with a smirk. vini butted in.
"wah churel teri to nikal pari, ek taraf mr a to dusri taraf ex hubby. and side mein night manger, oye hoye. tussi to bade mordern ho yaar" vini teased sani.
"aaa vini yeh sab private mein. u see i don't want mr a and ex hubby fighting over me" sani lauged.
"twinzy tera kuch nahi ho sakta" alisha said while walking out followed by everyone beside habz and moiz jeeju.
All of them went out while nattu and moiz jeeju kissed behind the closed doors
"nattu aaj hi pregnant mat ho jana" pj said laughing as he walked out of the room.
THE END😳
Edited by Sani_Rani - 15 years ago
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