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Faking News ... I mean Breaking news 😆 😆 😆
Seeing the drastic drop in TRPs and the constant criticism in forums CVs have decided to shut down Uttaran and have roped in noted director Priyadarshan(of insane climax fame) to direct the final episode of Uttaran. Here is a preview of the final episode. 😆 😆 😆
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Nani is celebrating her 70th birthday and she invites all the B and T toons to a resort In Thakurgarh in Uttaran-khand. Meanwhile Tej Singh who has been awarded Padmashree by the govt for successfully implementing multiple cases of reverse brain drain 😆😆😆(He stopped Veer from going back to the US) wants revenge on the Bundelas. Together with his ex jail inmate and famous Virologist Dr Dang (whom Nani 30 years earlier had implicated in a false case of kidnapping and hence wants revenge on Nani and T toons )Tej Singh discovers the Tej Virus . The Tej Virus has properties similar to the Rage Virus of the hollywood blockbuster 28 days later fame(directed by Oscar winning director Danny Boyle) ,as in anyone infected by it tries to bite and infect other humans around him. One day in his nasha , Tej Singh drinks the Virus solution mistaking it for his desi daaru.
As it always happens in soap land , Nani's resort happens to be right next to Tej and Dang's lab
Climax (In Priyadarshan style)
As nani is about to cut her cake , Tej Singh barges in into the party alongside the now infected Dr Dang(whom Tej bit). Tej runs after Dadaji to bite him .... Dr Dang now in full rage (i mean Tej) runs behind Nani but manages to bite Taps instead. Insanity now beholds Taps (if she was ever sane 😆) as she runs behind her arch rival Iccha. Veer runs behind Taps to save iccha. Vansh being generically insane does not need to be bitten and runs behind Veer just like the other infected people.
Meanwhile Dadaji bitten by Nani , runs behind kasa Kaka who runs behind Umed Who runs after Mai (revenge for not giving him enough Kheer). Taps running in full rage spots Sid who offers himself to being bitten as he wants to be with Taps in good and bad times.
Jogi bites Divya in anger for not letting her marry her college sweetheart (with whom he had the illegitimate child). Divya angry at Nanis daughter in law for eating all her food bites her who bites her husband thinking he is the cake. 😆😆😆
In all this biting frenzy everyone is running around in circles after each other while the Hindustani background music is in full bloom (Dha Dha Dha..... )
In the end the Govt seals the resort to prevent the infection from spreading.....
28 Uttaran days later Taps is shown to be the sole survivor in the resort as she has bitten everyone else to death. The evil background sounds add a doppler coefficient to Taps evil laughter as uttaran ends for ever.....
Seeing the drastic drop in TRPs and the constant criticism in forums CVs have decided to shut down Uttaran and have roped in noted director Priyadarshan(of insane climax fame) to direct the final episode of Uttaran. Here is a preview of the final episode. 😆 😆 😆
😆
Nani is celebrating her 70th birthday and she invites all the B and T toons to a resort In Thakurgarh in Uttaran-khand. Meanwhile Tej Singh who has been awarded Padmashree by the govt for successfully implementing multiple cases of reverse brain drain 😆😆😆(He stopped Veer from going back to the US) wants revenge on the Bundelas. Together with his ex jail inmate and famous Virologist Dr Dang (whom Nani 30 years earlier had implicated in a false case of kidnapping and hence wants revenge on Nani and T toons )Tej Singh discovers the Tej Virus . The Tej Virus has properties similar to the Rage Virus of the hollywood blockbuster 28 days later fame(directed by Oscar winning director Danny Boyle) ,as in anyone infected by it tries to bite and infect other humans around him. One day in his nasha , Tej Singh drinks the Virus solution mistaking it for his desi daaru.
As it always happens in soap land , Nani's resort happens to be right next to Tej and Dang's lab
Climax (In Priyadarshan style)
As nani is about to cut her cake , Tej Singh barges in into the party alongside the now infected Dr Dang(whom Tej bit). Tej runs after Dadaji to bite him .... Dr Dang now in full rage (i mean Tej) runs behind Nani but manages to bite Taps instead. Insanity now beholds Taps (if she was ever sane 😆) as she runs behind her arch rival Iccha. Veer runs behind Taps to save iccha. Vansh being generically insane does not need to be bitten and runs behind Veer just like the other infected people.
Meanwhile Dadaji bitten by Nani , runs behind kasa Kaka who runs behind Umed Who runs after Mai (revenge for not giving him enough Kheer). Taps running in full rage spots Sid who offers himself to being bitten as he wants to be with Taps in good and bad times.
Jogi bites Divya in anger for not letting her marry her college sweetheart (with whom he had the illegitimate child). Divya angry at Nanis daughter in law for eating all her food bites her who bites her husband thinking he is the cake. 😆😆😆
In all this biting frenzy everyone is running around in circles after each other while the Hindustani background music is in full bloom (Dha Dha Dha..... )
In the end the Govt seals the resort to prevent the infection from spreading.....
28 Uttaran days later Taps is shown to be the sole survivor in the resort as she has bitten everyone else to death. The evil background sounds add a doppler coefficient to Taps evil laughter as uttaran ends for ever.....
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