"Parampara gai tel lene, ee jo tumhai parampara hai na uka to hum huliyan bigad dege."
"Hum aadmi hai, konu bel nahin ke apni budhhi moti kare"
"Ha Janeman, Pan lagao phataphati"
"Ee Dekh raho ho,ek denge na barbad ho jaoge" - My Favorite 😉
"Konu cheej main pagla gaye hai ye to nahin pata, lekin agar isiko pyar kehte hai na, pyar cheej bahut mast hai be"
"Abe Sheeshe ki itni aukad nahi hai, Jodi dekh raho ho beta"
"Abe Phir bola, phir muh khola, are humko to ee dar hai, humare hatho mar mara na jao kabhi"
"Abe bhauji nahin bhabhi bolo, abe maintain karna nahin jante ho ka"
" Pan ka patta, chuna kattha, loung , elaichi , aur supari, muh main dabo rang aagya, aur bas samjho itna hai nari, jab tak chaho tab tak chabo phach se thuko nahi ki bari, pan supari bas samjho itna hai nari"
Abe ek kantap denge na ghuma ke, ssure phirki ki tarah ghum jaboge samjhe
" Humka pasand nahi he be, abe achha khasha chehra kharab kar liye, ka zarrorat hai, aisi sadi hi kitni achhi lagti hai"
" Kya banavat chehra kar liye be, Abe powder hi powder pot liye, abe jab aise hi itni khoobsurat lagti ho to lotion totion lagani ki ka zarrorat hai"
"Beta nam ke biparit kam karogi na to aisa hi hoga. pani ka poora ka poora aadmi suk jayega"
"Beta dekh rahe hai, tumri zaban pe bahut charbi chadh gai hai, kaho to surgery karwa de ?"
"ugar ushe takleef deneka konu irada hai na, to woh man se nikal deo, ya phir humko khatam kar diyo, ee liye ki humre zinda rehte hue ushe takleef deneka socha na to sab phoonk dege are Barbad kar denge"
"Ladki, Abey ye bilan hai ki heroine he bey ??"
Okie so these what i have so far. il try to get more. Apne dimag pe thoda zor dalna padega 😆 😆
Ya i know you guys probably thinking ye pagla gai he bey 😆 😆
Edited by vishid - 15 years ago