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It's me Chal Jhooti ... it's my first day at work ... am sitting on my comfy chair looking out the window ... blazing sun climbing the sky after a month of Sundays ... but it is still so cold that my breath could make a puff cloud in the atmosphere ... a rush of icy air stings my face ... my thoughts drift hazily fading in and out 😍 ... suddenly ... a call ... a phone call ... his voice cutting through the air making me shiver ... "at once in my office"
Chal Jhooti: *knock knock*
Jhoota Singh: Who's there? ... I ... I mean come in ...
Jhoota Singh: Please take a seat
Chal Jhooti: Thanks
Jhoota Singh: Ahem ahem
Chal Jhooti: 😳
Jhoota Singh: Well congratulations on making it on my team. 👍🏼 You are very privileged to be the chosen one ...
Chal Jhooti: Thank you sir ji ... I know I am
Jhoota Singh: Jhooti, don't you know you should let people complete before interrupting them
Chal Jhooti: Sorry sir ji
Jhoota Singh: Thats ok. Now tell me, do you know why I hired you?
Chal Jhooti: Of course sir ji ... you are Jhoota and I am Jhooti 😛 ... it makes perfect sense ... we will work like family naa😉
Jhoota Singh: Jhooti 😲
Chal Jhooti: Jhoota 😳 ... see it rhythms
Jhoota Singh: I wanted someone to help me out on this Dil Mein Ghaas show interviews. Since I am busy getting news from the production house (CV) these days, I would like you get a feedback from the masses – the masses are mainly divided into 2 groups and you need to equally question them with no biases ... what do they think of it ... how and what could be done so the ghaas multiples and duplifies?
Chal Jhooti: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ic ... u get information from CV pass it on to me ... i analyze ... make assumptions ... then run to the masses get their feedback ... run back ... analyze again ... pass it on to you and you eventually pass it on to the CVs ... but sir ji in all this chain of events the information gets altered naa
Chal Jhooti: But still sir ji I am ready ... running is the best cardio. Sir ji I am so useful naa? 🤣
Jhoota Singh: Yea yea, as useful as a chocolate teapot ... 😳
Chal Jhooti: Awww mez chocolate with hot tea ... hot chocolate ...mah favourite ... can't live without it ... but sir ji how did u know?
Jhoota Singh: Jhooti 😡
Chal Jhooti: Jhoota 😭
Jhoota Singh: You're getting carried away
Chal Jhooti: Nahi toh ... *looks around* 😕 no one to carry me ... mez sitting on a chair naa sir ji
Jhoota Singh: Sir ji sir ji bol bol kar mera pura saar kha gaye
Chal Jhooti: No sir ji impossible sir ji ... mez a vegetarian 😳
Jhoota Singh: Jhooti
Chal Jhooti: Jhoota 😒
Jhoota Singh: You duffer. That's where the media comes in. Now tell me, what is the job of a reporter?
Chal Jhooti: To become famous naa sir ji ... 😎
Jhoota Singh: Jhooti 😭
Chal Jhooti: Jhoota 😛
Jhoota Singh: We are here too put everything out in the open ... all the sach
Chal Jhooti: Nahi sir ji, we are jhoota's naa ... our job is jhoot sir ji not sach
Jhoota Singh: 😡 ... 😲 ... ... 😭 ... 😒 ...
Chal Jhooti:
Jhoota Singh: Ok tell me
Chal Jhooti: Of course sir ji right after u ask sir ji😳
Jhoota Singh: What do u think about this Dil Mein Ghaas show?
Chal Jhooti: 😕
Jhoota Singh: Well let me start you off ... it is about relationships ... now tell me what do u know about relationships?
Chal Jhooti: Mathematically relationships could be of 2 types ... direct or inverse
Jhoota Singh: No Jhooti ... relationships are not like a mathematical problem – it's not like you can punch in all the right numbers and come up with a perfect partner ...
Chal Jhooti: Wow sir ji 👏 ... you are so intelligent sir ji ... but how would I know sir ji ... mez only majored in math 😔
Jhoota Singh: Then what are you doing here 😡
Chal Jhooti: I love to help people who share my surname ... I adore my surname ... it's my favourite ... mein apni favourite hoon!! 😍
Jhoota Singh: Oh GOD kahan phaas gaya mein ... yeh ghaas kahan se mere saar ah ghira.
Chal Jhooti: Apne kuch kaha sir ji? 😳
Jhoota Singh: Yes course you are the apple of me eye!! 🤪
Chal Jhooti: 🥳 😍
Jhoota Singh: That's enough for today ... you can leave. 🥺
Chal Jhooti: Of course sir ji ... you have made my day ... now I will make yours!! 🤗
- signing off an exhausted and tired soul ... never done this much talking or thinking in my life before ... in case u forgot who I am talking about its me Chal Jhooti from Lunatic times 🤣
(A special thanks to Jhoota Singh 🤗 )
PS: do leave comments ... I would love to hear about Chal Jhooti 😛
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