To Cut The Tension: Mata Ekta has Arrived!- GAME

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Okay Just Remember this is A Totally Silly and Mindless Game! So Do Not Be Offended. Also It has NOTHING to do with the current track.

So it all began when I was randomly chatting to dkmystery in one of my threads and as usual, the thread had gone off topic from its original purpose.

While talking we thought what would happen if Ekta Mata took over this serial? This is what I came up with:

Well if Ekta has than the story will go something like this:

-Pratigya goes away frm thakur house
-Krishna realizes his wrongs, brings her back
-Aama causes them problems
-Misunderstandings send her back to her Maayka
-Eventually everything is cleared
-Krishna dies
-Thakurs get her married to new thakur
-Krishna comes back
-But because shes married she cant run back to him
-So her new husband ends up dying somehow
-Re-unite in the end
-Somehow aama becomes good and everyone is happy!

+ illegitmate kids somehow (added by dkmystery)


Then while laughing we realized we forgot one crucial thing, that Ekta Mata loves to steal her scenes from famous bollywood blockbusters. So I came up with this rendition of Dilwale Dulhania La Jayenge Scene:


Can u imagine? Instead of the dilwale tune, she keeps hearing BANG BANG BANG! and she tries to cover her ears to keep it out (possibly because its annoying her) but when she uncovers her ears she keeps hearing it.

She runs to the field and sees a cow with a shotgun around it and sees Krishna standing there, arms wide open.

"Array dekh kya rahi ho ka? Chalbo! Aaaja mera paas!" and she runs to him happily =/

So what do we do in this game? Simple as pie. Write an Ekta scene/Bollywood rendition for the Pratigya serial. Try to make it funny (or whatever you want) and always REMEMBER to add a Pratigya serial twist as seen above in the DDLJ scene. Then comment on each others scenes and have a good laugh!

Okay ready, set, go!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Haha Awesome I will think about this and post soon.

I am going to wreck funniness of this thread my suggesting an horrible thing. Please forgive me.

If Ekta directed Pratigya. This is how it would go.

Krishna would have raped Pratigya. And then at the havan to take revenge on Krishna more than anything Pratigya would have told the truth she is not pregnant. Krishna would slapped her and Pratigya leaves the house. Ofcourse SS will go ballistic and demand Krishna bring back Pratigya because the takur family pride will be ruined if bahu is outside the house. Krishna being well what we think he is will refuse to acknowledge his wrongs and refuse to go get her and demand she come by herself. Pratigya ofcourse will refuse to come back. Comes in between Angadwa who will take this opportunity to follow Pratigya and haunt her again. On this side Krishna will be starting to miss all the little things Pratigya did for him. There will be chance meetings between them at the temple, at some random store or some random street where they will have to face each other. Krishna will want to call her back but his ego gets in the way. Then one day when Angadwaaaaa is taunting Pratigya in steps Krishna to bust his teeth and break his bones, this will be done to show Pratigya Krishna still cares about her. Ofcourse Pratigya at this point is forgetting about the rape and more thinking about her Patni dharm. Krishna will get hurt during this fight and Pratigya will rip open her sari to tie his wound (Mind you Krishna will save this sari piece). Then Angadwaaaaa will have a talk with his sidekicks which chandu and tunwa will overhear and report back to Krishna about the kidnap. Then Krishna will finally realize why Pratigya was the way she was and he would start to feel awful about his barbaric behavior. This is when Krishna will realize Pratigya is better off without him and then he will decide to give her divorce. Pratigya ofcourse will be in tears but decide this is for the best. Ohhhhhh Kisanwaaaaa will do more great acts by bringing back Nitin to get hooked up with his wife. He will arrange for chance meetings between the new couple to be. Pratigya will be reluctant to move on with Nitin because of her Patni Dharm. But one fine day she will see Krishna with some strange woman outside a house and assume he is having an affair. Pratigya will accept Nitin proposal for remarriage. Then one day Nitin and Pratigya will run into Angadwaaaa and Nitin will tell Pratigya that it was he who beat him up. Pratigya will get maha confused at what happened before marriage and she will have forgotten about the rape and start focusing on lesser so called wrongs of Krishna. One day Pratigya will run into this mystery woman that Krishna is seeing and realize she is a teacher and Krishna is learning to read and write. Pratigya will be super duper happy and start day dreaming about Krishna and totally forget the rape and start to think of him as a golden boy. Then finally Angadwaaaa will have one final attack on Krishna where he will end up in death bed and only Pratigya presence will bring him back from Coma. Walaaaaaaaah Magic happens Pratigya realizes she is in love with her Pati Parmeshwar, gets him back on his feet, tears apart the divorce paper and they promise to start their married life fresh forgetting the past. Obviously they will get remarried again because they are divorced now. To be Continued with illegitimate kids, extra marital affairs, murders, secret family pasts, and more marriages.

Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I will spare you guys and wont write all those.
Edited by loveanime - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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krishna dies.............nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...............................
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
aisa mat bolbo.
n we dont want mata ekta's mahaan vichar in our show pratigya.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Well haha, he comes back. and YES we def dont want that, but this is just in fun and for kicks. so dont mind. :)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: CanadianAddict

Well haha, he comes back. and YES we def dont want that, but this is just in fun and for kicks. so dont mind. :)

i know its for fun.i dont mind.
but mention of ekta mata reminded me of plastic surgery n illicit relationships, divorces, illegitimate kids .
.....so i was scared😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Edited by monika. - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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oh dang i forgot about the plastic surgery: Krishna comes back wit new face 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: CanadianAddict

oh dang i forgot about the plastic surgery: Krishna comes back wit new face 😆

who should play krishna after he gets a plastic surgery?
whom would u prefer.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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@ loveanime: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have nothing more to say, I actually laughed out loud.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Love the ending with the coma, i nearly died reading that (by choking on my water cuz i laughed hahaha)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: CanadianAddict

@ loveanime: 🤣

I have nothing more to say, I actually laughed out loud.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Love the ending with the coma, i nearly died reading that (by choking on my water cuz i laughed hahaha)




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Posted: 15 years ago
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Ekta mata wud change the name of the serial to : kahani pratigya kii or kasauti pratigya kii or kyuki amma bhi kabhi pratigya thi or kabhi pratigya kabhi krishna.......etc
Amma and piyasa wud put heavy makeup and make funny expressions standing in the corner
Krishna wud be mama's boy and support amma in everything
SS and shakti wud be useless by standers (ekta kii serial me males have no respect or role......female oriented)
Family secret: Ghanti dadi wud have 2 sons- 1) SS and 2) some thakur
SS wud be married to some women and thakur to amma
Shakti was borne to amma and krishna to SS's wife...... later SS's wife dies of cancer.... and amma's husband somehow
Dadi and husband got amma and SS married for the children sake
They both then had komal...
Big secret: amma pushed dadi down the stairs trying to kill her mil.... this dadi cant speak
Amma hates krishna as he is her step and SS's laadla
she plans to get him married to piyasa..... who is weaning her own dreams
Enter pratigya: amma wud prove she is pregnant with nitin's child.... krishna dumps her and marries piyasa
Pratigya cry cry goes to ma ka mandir where maa durga somehow lightens a diya and gives her an idea.
She proves she is innocent and krishna asks to forgive him. they marry..... a angry piyasa plans revenge
After marraige.... everyone happy..... then piyasa announces she is pregnant (how even a confused krishna cant explain.... but more confused like all ekta men he stands in the corner sulking).... piyasa asks for huge sum of money... she leaves happy......... kriya happy...
then amma plans killing krishna........hires thugs and succeeds
a widow pratigya crying on the funeral faints and a doctor present (how no idea) reveals she is pregnant
Amma pokes shakti and tells him to produce a kid soon or the family treasure will go to krishu's kid.
For the child future she marries nitin..... both happy...... re-enter krishna who had sweapt away in a river.. found by a fisherman... in coma for 1 year... now back..
He sees nitin and pratigya gets a misunderstanding..... amma putting fuel in the fire tells that she tried to kill him..... he returns as a look alike of krishna called ram....... pratigya feels something different and somehow finds out the truth...........happy she remmembers her patni dharam to nitin "jisne musibat ke vakt mera haat thama main usse nahi chor sakti".........she goes back to nitin....... krishna happy lets her go ...............
The child develops some bone marrow disease and pratigya need another child for donation..........approaching a ever willing krishna they produce another................amma steals the baby .............cry pratigya........
the rest is copy paste from kasauti zindagi kii as i have no more patience to write ekta nonsense (how do her CV mamage no idea......god bless their poor souls)

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