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Kool reporting from base ............... Satish Shines in PR .
Varsha has THANKFULLY not attempted suicide . She had , apparently , gone in a trance like state and had turned into stone . Like the ancient Rishis . Satish dismissed the others and his mom who stood there petulantly with her plump arms crossed , NOT WANTING TO GO BUT TO LISTEN ON . But Satish was FIRM . He said those words that I was dying [ like a fish out of water] to hear in PR .
'' I want to talk to my wife ALONE.'
He then sat near her on the floor and told her that he wanted to hear HER side of the story . That he was her husband and that he wanted to hear it all . Muvaaaa . My favorite , sensible Champoo . Muvaaa .
Meanwhile Tamasha parties arrived , one by one . Chubby Face was gasping so much for breath I thought she wud have an attack of asthma right there itself and fall in her samdhan, Bunface's arms . Is my daughter ok ? Where is she , where is she , she was gasping . Manohar looked on , tremendously constipated . All these never ending dramas and high emotion had given him this constipation problem over the years .Sometimes he looked like that for six days at a stretch . The moment his problem cleared he wud start laughing for days together . His wife and his devi daughters were too much to handle , too much . He often wished he had never married .
Bunface , in a totally foul mood by now , started insulting Chubby and Manohar . What are u asking HOW UR DAUGHTER IS , ha . she asked sarcastically . ASK HOW WE ARE DOING . Your daughter is a cheapo , she has spoilt my sons life . This and that .
Zimmedari Baba cud not take it anymore . He immediately sniffed zimmedari here and rushed to take it . He had done Varsha's kanyadaan , Varsha was his muhboli dAUGHTER now , HIS zimmedari . He felt exhilarated , thrilled . Blood tingling with all his zimmedari genes activated , he rushed to confront Bunface .
Dont talk about Varsha like that , its your damaad who is sleazy , he told her boldly , while Bunface gasped at his cheek . [ This is terribly bold for Zimmedari Baba , who is rather a dear and never hurts a fly with his words.]
What ! thundered Bunface . You are saying MY DAMAAD is a sleazeball ? How dare u ! protecting UR SAALI ! Chamcha of saali ! If u care for the THODISI IZZAT we have for u na , just SHUT UP OK ! [ Hey ! I mean HEY ! Hey BUNFACE ! What the hell did u mean by that remark , THODISI IZZAT ? What has Zimmedari Baba Done to u that You suggested to him that anyways u have very less respect for him , ha ? He has never crossed ur path !How dare u ! }
I myself told Varsha ur damaad's ASLI ROOP , Zimmedari Baba tried to tell , but BUNFACE was in no mood to Listen .
Urmi looked shocked .
Sleazy Damaad looked impassively perturbed .
Bunface looked as if she wud have a FIT .
Satish frowned .
Varsha sobbed .
Manohar badly wanted to clutch his tummy . Etiquette prevented it .
MUJHE MERE DAMAAD PAR POORA BHAROSA HAI , Bunface declared .
Sleazy Damaad smiled smugly . Saas was totally under his suave thumb , so was biwi with the sexy arms . He had nothing to fear , nothing .
But he was wrong . Miss Shakkar ran to him , and stood before him just the way she had stood before Rasika to do izzat aarti . How dare u play with my sister;s life and put her zindagi on daav , arent u ashamed of urself ?She screamed .
Emboldened , Varsha came into her real mode . U shameless , bad man ! If u have HIMMAT show na ur real roop to ur wife !Cmon , show it , show it ! she screamed hysterically .
Of course Sleazy Damaad had no such intention AT ALL . He was not so stupid . He merely looked on stolidly ahead , giving Bunface and his sexy Biwi the impression that he was a soldier manfully taking bullets in his chest to protect the country .
Meanwhile the pativrata in Urmi woke up . She may wear backless , and she may work alone in a foreign land and manage business efficiently like a man but she is out and out a pATIVRATA woman who will NOT tolerate her hubster being called characterless by two women whom she hardly knows and who seem to have rather EXOTIC past stories floating around Dombivli .
Dont u dare talk like that about my husband , understand !She told Varsha furiously .I KNOW HIM . Full BHAROSA I have on him . Fultoo . Got it ?
Sleazy Hubster smirked , then decided that this was the best time to put his Lucifer like tail between his legs and slink away with WIfey .
ENOUGH , he spoke up firmly . Just Coz Im not saying a word doesn't mean U guys can go on with ur rubbishy tales about me . Cmon Urmi , lets Leave .
And with that , Suave Ashwin made a stylish , suave exit , leaving the stupid Karanjkars NON PLUSSED .
Outside , Chubby Face fell in Zimmedari Baba's dutiful arms and wept uncontrollably . Why does this happen with my daughters only , why why why ? Whats wrong with them ? { Good question .] Chubbys chest heaved so much that Zimmedari Baba didnt know how to hold her straight . He felt quite , quite overwhelmed . He wanted to do somersaults , high jumps , pole vaulting , ANYTHING for this chubby , weepy woman . She had fallen right into his arms and clutched his shirt ......a sureshot sign of ZIMMEDARI .
Just leave the matter , let it solve by itself in a few days , Manohar said to Chubby , secretly annoyed by her tamashas . Let Bhavna Tai make a FAISLA FIRST . Whats roadside crying gonna achieve .Lets leave it to BAPPA , he added as an afterthought . That wud shut her up , he was CONVINCED .
Inside , Bunface got the shock of her life . So did Varsha .Both women , true to PR tradition were taking silly decisions ALL by themselves and expecting the man to follow as chupchaap as Zimmedari Baba did . But the man proved he had a BRAIN OF HIS OWN .
I can't stand u , U go right now , Bunface commanded Varsha .
Yes I will , its ur house after all , conceded Varsha .
No one is going anywhere ........declared Satish firmly , putting a stop to all this noonsense . Varsha is my wife and I trust her implicitly .She STAYS .Just coz Im quiet Dont think I dont have MY OPINIONS .
Ok a moment here to give 3 Muvaaas to Satish . He desrves this and is the star of the day in my eyes .
Bunface flounced off . Varsha looked at him with new eyes .The falling in love has STARTED and boy he is WORTH IT .
Meanwhile Zimmedari Baba and Miss Shakkar reached home to find Savita waiting to eat dinner with them . And guess what Miss Shakkar did ?
Yup . Dismissing of her sister's grave problem , she started planning Shravni's god bharaai .She looked so thrilled at setting a date , so thrilled that even Bappa , up in the heavens was ZAPPED .
Well , we viewers r not zapped .We r used to Miss Shakkar by now . She just wants more insults , she needs her fixes when the effects wear off , the poor dear . Let us all wish her a happy insult guys . After all she works so hard for it , truly .
Pre Cap : Savita pretending that Karanjkars wont be invited for the baby shower .
Vandu was not shown . Im sure , her bruises will become public in the baby shower .
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Kools signing off for the day . Bye .
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