Anu Malek's 'original' sher o Shayari

Hello pehpul!!i started this thread to cherish and reminisce some of Anu Malek's (as Shilpa Shetty from the other show would put it):Muyaaaand Bawwglingly Rawwking Sher o shayari....every show has some talented people,some not so talented people,some serious performers and some serious melodrama elements.but nothing,not even Rakhi Sawant's nautankis can beat Anu Maleks penchant for belting out one pathetic shayari after another.take the following examples

after Arpita's rendition of Khalbali:
tune khaya hoga aaj koi meetha fruit
kyunki aaj tu lag rahi hai bahut cute

vote appeal for Vishwas who sang Jalwa:
awaaz ka boss
jo saare seemaon ko
karega cross


i think it would be great if people can recall and add more to the list as Iong as Indian Idol is on air

Jab tak suraj -chaand rahega
Anu Malek ki ghatiya sher humpe barasta rahega

Jai Ho Anu Malek ki!!

hahahah I love this post. Gonna try to remember more.