Ok here's a Quiz for you guys: What's more torturous then 30 minute Bandini Dekho??
Ans:- 60 minutes of Bad-ining Dekho!!!! *fainting*
Please be generous with your shoulder offering for me to faint on!!!
Fuzzy is right…why is it NOT called Raazini instead!
Even Sherlock Holmes would be baffled
by the constant Mah-Vela-Vanshiyon's constant classified life!!
Lets Jump into the coded & encoded hush-hush world of Bandini..……
The episode starts with Entry of the Dragon, Moti-ben! She enters & starts
Full-ON-Fury-Fire at Santudi!
She wants to celebrate Birwa-Sarang's happy moments with a Shaan-Daar party. DM agrees to come for Dragon-Moti.
Once DM is gone she turns her fury-fire on Sant-oh-NONO!
Next, Birwa comes face to face with puppy-Sarang….
She has "those" mystery se bhar-poor papers, which Sarang wants.
Birwa is enjoying playing puppy shoo-shoo with him & refuses to give papers,
itni jaldi now that Sarang is married to her for these papers.
Sherlocki-Mata-Santu is privy to this conversation & decides to get THOSE papers.
Next…..A-HA..DM sees Santu & summons her to his darbar.
Once in his room, he hands her the payal like good-old-days!
Santu Mata is thrilled to bits & decides to wear them.
Next Dragon-Moti comes to Birwa's room who bahoes Glycerine wall Magarmacch ansoo in front of Moti. Once Moti leaves Gau-Mata Moongi enters.
Witch-Woo-Birwa ask her to lend Birwa her Shaadi ki saree..….cruel Birwa, I tell ya!!!
Moongi bahoes Ganga-Jamuna, Moti is there to Instead of building dam to divert the Ansoo, she adds Cauvery river ka water to the sangam. Moti talks about ansoo-dhoka-duniya-dil-tootna…etcetc..….Moongi hugs Moti….surprise-surprise!
Next Vela-Logon-Ka-Maha-Vela-Vanshi-Mansion is all decorated, & the permanently Veli-janta in the parivaar is all decked up & enjoying themselves. Enters Witch-Woo-Birwa with her Puppy-Sarang on her tail.
Moongi also comes coz DM had asked her to, & DM hereby announces that from now onwards his 'deekdi" meaning Moongi will take over his Diamond business.
Birwas looks like she swalloed some Lizard soup…everyone is shock-shock!
Sant-NoNo mata goes to DM & gives him a bhashaan on his lineage, Suraj-Hiten etc coming before Moongi, etc etc.
DM says, Chup-re-chori! But Chori is Not a Chup-Ghup mood….
she question him & says he has NO adhikar to give his business to Moongi.......TanTana.
BIG MISTAKE!!!
Trouble time for Santu…..But fun times for his Deviyaan!!
She has Questioned One & Only DM….he pulls her hand, takes her to his room….
Please no high hope, just to give a History-geography of his Life..…..
Some beautiful dialogues here, he tells…nah ROARS at her NOT to ever question him on his Sambandhs.
Next Birwa decides to take walk to her room….Sarang follows her there.
Santu sees Sarang & Ekdum se wear her Sherlock Holmes cap & follows Sarang to make a chug-chug train!
Sarang AGAIN begs for the papers..….Witch-Woo-Birwa acts mean,
plays around with him, refuses to give the papers…& actually pulls his collar, bygawd!
Next Santu Maa decides to find out what these papers are. Ask help from DM who isall rootha-rootha piya types, & gives her cold shoulder. he is going out of town.
Now it's just Santu-Papers-Chabi-akeli to Solve the mystery!!
Santu hears Birwa talk to some Chandani naam ki chori & goes to follow her in her hotel, then Railways station with No battery walla phone!
She finally gets hold of Chandani & confronts Birwa. Some very poor & catty acting by Birwa here.
She tells him that she has INDEED met Sarang at Belmount Univ. & that she Loved Sarang but he did not love her then, BUT she wanted him so she got him. That's Addha Sach, Santu says!
Pura Sach Santu finds out by doing Talashi of Birwa's room & getting hold of the Chabbi.
There she Finds The REAL TRUTH!!
Feel Free to FAINT!! Like I did…Total 180 degree turn, & what a POOR one that too.
That Birwa is in LOVE with Sant-Mata!!!!!! Shock-Shock-Faint-Faint!!!!
Why-How-When....No idea!! the screen freeze on Mata-Beti's Apaar-Annant-Aadbhut PREM!!!
Scene of the Day: DM Giving muft-ka-gyaan on Ristaa-Com to Santu when she question him why
he made Moongi the Maalkin of his factory!
Moment of the Day: Hmmm..it has DM in it….let me choose..…err Hmmm..…Ok ALL-DM-Moments!
he STILL rocks!
Dialogue of the Day: DM in his high elements telling Satu,
"Insaan chi pehchaan uska astitva ski SOCH se hoot hai..……Ceetiyan!!!
Verdict: The twist of Birwa being holy-Then-thou in the end was sooooooooo bekaar, totally jabardasti types.......What a waste of Witch-woo's meanie talents!
Love Always
~Nupur~