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Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? IDK but I do think that way ahahaha.If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? Hmmmm... technically yes, but since you're in Texas I'll go with no?If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Heck yes!Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Neither, I walk sleeply to my bathroom with my eyes closed... ahahahaDoes the postman deliver his own mail? They sure do.Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? You betcha.